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Posted:Jun 7, 2014 6:46 pm
Last Updated:Jun 9, 2014 5:35 am
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So here is a little heads up for tomorrow. Those of you who are new readers understand that sunday is usually the sexy story day. Well here is the deal. I started writing it today at work. How decadent is that? Getting paid to write dirty stories love it. Well what I started writing has enormous dirty story potential but it isn't gonna happen for a while. There is enormous dirty monkey sex of all varieties but it will take a couple of sundays to get to it.
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Weekend
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Posted:Jun 6, 2014 6:58 pm
Last Updated:Jun 6, 2014 7:20 pm
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At last the weekend is here. Actually as a guy who works shift and works a tonne of weekends it doesn't really matter all that much to me. What does matter to me is that I am happy with what I am doing and that as a result of that my is happy as well. So far so good. Here is another thing that makes me happy. Enjoy.
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A simple question
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Posted:Jun 5, 2014 6:08 pm
Last Updated:Jun 6, 2014 6:55 pm
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Now to me these two things are pretty damn similar, but to you gentle readers they may be different. But to me opening Christmas presents is almost the same feeling I have as undressing a partner for fun times. Tell me where you stand readers. Cause I am desperate to undress someone special these days.
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Cute?
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Posted:Jun 4, 2014 6:24 am
Last Updated:Jun 4, 2014 8:52 am
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So I was just flipping through a nice porn gallery on another site when I came across the next one in the series. It was called "cute shaved willys".
Are shaved cock and balls really cute? It is not the first descriptor that jumps into my head. Tell me differently.
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So Sure So Young
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Posted:Jun 3, 2014 8:19 am
Last Updated:Jun 3, 2014 1:26 pm
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So earlier today I was perusing the other site around here for alternative sexuality. It was really startling to me to find an 18 year old female looking for a dom.
Now those of you who know me know I don't give a shit what people are doing in their bedroom but what does surprise me is the age at which she is looking for this. I remember being eighteen and getting my hands on the Story of O. I remember thinking then that this is a great piece of fiction. That no woman would willingly surrender like that. Now add the fact that fifty shades of crap has come out and opened some peoples eyes to the BDSM world and maybe it is ok for a young lady to want a dom.
For me however I tend to want to leave partners the same or better than I found them. So to me wanting to dom someone that young means I need to be super careful because I know full well that I will not be her only partner forever. That fact is part of the reason I don't head for the younger crowd. The fact that there isn't a whole lot to talk about after doesn't enter into it at all.
What does enter into it is my screwing my partner up for the rest of their lives. I couldn't live with that and I cant imagine any other caring partner would either. So it seems like a big stretch for me to answer to an 18 year old looking for a dom. Oh well back to the salt mines.
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Sunday story time delayed
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Posted:Jun 2, 2014 9:15 am
Last Updated:Jun 3, 2014 5:54 am
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Ok Here is my sunday story released on Monday. I had one charming lady email me and ask why it wasn't there so I feel obligated to supply some dirty for you folks. Here goes the end of the saga.
“Alright you seem to have made a really convincing agument for that. It mostly has to do with your butt shaking so sexy like that.”
“I feel kinda empty now.”
“I would love to have kept my fingers inside you but I cant really take my pants off with only one hand.”
“So you are a poor multi tasker? Is that what you are saying?”
“Yes let the next performance review state that I am a poor multi tasker.”
“Sure but you have a beautiful cock.”
“Damn that feels good. You really think it is beautiful?”
“Well it feels nice and firm. The size and color is good and in a second I will tell you about the taste.”
“Oh fuck that is good.”
“I like what you hands are doing too. Can you use a little more of that oil?”
“How is that?”
“Heavenly. Now I am gonna be quiet for a little while. Well there will be some slurping noises.”
“Oh Fuck that is good. Here try this.”
“HHHMMMMMMM”
“Oh fuck that humming is too much. We gotta stop or you will be choking on it soon.”
“Ok. But I want to continue that later. You are yummy.”
“Here. Do you want to watch a little? I can move that mirror if you want.”
“I kinda think I do. Is that wrong?”
“No it is just sexy as hell.”
“Come here and lie on your back. I am gonna prop this pillow under your butt.”
“I feel open and exposed. I like it”
“Ok lets see if you like this.”
“Oh jeez. You feel so big and I look so small.”
“I am just going to press on you a little bit. I keep that pressure up too.”
“Oh I don’t know if you are going to get in”
“You can do two things. One you can press out like you are going to the bathroom or two just relax and let me do this”
“Oh fuck yes. Rub my clit just like that. It feels so good”
“And there I am inside.”
“How did you know it would work?”
“I am the expert remember. I am gonna add a little more oil and then slide in a little more.”
“Oh my god. Are you fully inside? Jesus it feels so full but so good too. Yeah rub your thumb there Oh fuck that feels so good.”
“Shut up and let me just enjoy this.”
“Oh fuck it feels so good when you move slow like that. Oh go faster. Come on and fuck this ass. Claim this asshole. Fuck it hard.”
“Just take this dick. Oh fuck here it comes.
AAARRGGGHHHH.”
“Oh shit does that feel sexy. You have no idea how sexy it feels with your cum in my ass.”
“Good. Now give me a little quiet and let me recover. Yeah snuggle in here. That’s good too.”
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Ok Ok
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Posted:Jun 2, 2014 7:59 am
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 4:19 am
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So this will be an odd post I know but hey what can I say I am kinda odd. So I was watching sports highlights and the spelling contest nerd came up as one of the top ten plays of the week. In case you haven't seen him he was crazy intense and excitable and eventually went down in a flaming crash of hubris. Check you tube if you don't believe me.
Anyways I was wondering about the crash of hubris. I have warned about the girls who brag about their ability to give head. I have warned about buys who also brag about their love of going down on ladies. Anyone else have a story of that crashing hubris. Hell I will even take a spelling mistake at this point.
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Apologies
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Posted:Jun 2, 2014 7:53 am
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 4:19 am
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I didn't post a sunday story yesterday due to a couple of factors. I finished my nightshifts and stayed awake all day to reset my clock. I also got my at ten in the morning so I couldn't really write dirty goodness for us all. Give me a couple of hours and I will correct this issue for us all.
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Last night shift
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Posted:May 31, 2014 3:02 pm
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 4:19 am
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So tonight is the last night shift of my first rotation of night shifts. hasn't been too bad all in all. But what I forgot is how much it freezes your life in place. So without further ado and because my life is frozen, have a nice pic.
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Just arrgghh
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Posted:May 29, 2014 3:37 pm
Last Updated:May 30, 2014 2:57 pm
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So I had a conversation with someone today and when it was done I just wanted to grab their shoulders and shake them. Very few times in my life lately have I been face to face with real stupidity. I mean mild melting stupidity.
I mean really why the hell are you sticking with someone who obviously cares so little about you that they cant even give you the smallest smidge of affection and respect. Just bail.
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Todays Conversation
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Posted:May 28, 2014 2:26 pm
Last Updated:Jun 1, 2014 2:46 pm
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"man you look tired."
" I am. I have been looking after my for the last couple of days."
"is she a rambunctious tyke."
"nope an eleven year old with unknown abdominal pain."
"Shitty." backs away from me slowly.
"wait don't you want to hear about me having to swing to night shifts and trying to stay awake again after not doing nights in a couple of months? Maybe you want to hear my thoughts on the snarky court clerk that I dealt with earlier today. You know the one that ignored me until I forced the issue and then dismissed me quickly. Maybe you want to know some of the deeper issues about waiting at hospitals and doctors offices. How much fun having everyone cough and hack around you is when you are already zonked out. Oh wait you are now running. Good idea, Work on that cardio."
End of the exhausted actors theatre.
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Tired
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Posted:May 27, 2014 11:45 am
Last Updated:May 29, 2014 3:33 pm
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There are few times in my life where I have been banged to exhaustion. Conversely I have banged a few people to sleep if I may brag. And no smart asses it wasn't that the sex was so boring that they fell asleep. This is legit worn out sexing I am talking about.
In my early days I had the joys of an older girl who had an appetite that rivalled my own. We managed to wear each other out and she really won the war when she exhausted me twice to my once. My soon to be ex was a one orgasm woman then rolled over and proceeded to try and sleep. Great for the ego there. Just try to make sure that you came at least before she did or else you wouldn't get dick in return.
My fave experience was dealing with ten years. She was on a roll and coming as quick as I was giving then to her. Finally her brain just went on tilt and she passed out. She came to about five minutes later. If you really want to have a notch in your belt than that might just be a gooder.
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Chaos
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Posted:May 26, 2014 10:43 am
Last Updated:May 26, 2014 5:51 pm
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There was a saying when I was in the north working we had a little saying that went "chaos is cash". It was very true. When the plant went to hell there was usually a bunch of overtime to be had and money flowed like water.
Well my life is chaos right now. Meaning that I have changed my job to be closer to my in a time when she needs me around. It means a pay cut and some real changes. Mostly sleeping in my own house and sleeping in my own bed.
However as part of the divorce my soon to be ex seems to think that I am still living the high life. As if I ever lived the high life. Hell I was moderately comfortable. So once again I am running around on my few days off trying to get paperwork together to fight the increases in payments etc. So truly my chaos is cash, only this time it seems to be costing me cash.
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