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Posted:Oct 20, 2011 12:48 pm
Last Updated:Nov 8, 2011 12:26 pm
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This is a past Miss Kentucky
This picture that will haunt her for the rest of her life:
Make-up and hair style .................. $500
New dress for the show ..................$700
Giant stuffed bear ................... $300
Not knowing how to hold the bear with a microphone in her hand
.....Priceless!!!
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Tuesday 10/04 Just a short one
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Posted:Oct 4, 2011 2:52 pm
Last Updated:Jan 26, 2012 1:32 pm
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An annual contest is held each year at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term. This year's term was: "Political Correctness."
The winner, and a great definition, by a Student who wrote:
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end."
See they do teach something in school these days.
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Thursday 9/28 Senior IM Cheat Sheet
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Posted:Sep 29, 2011 8:39 pm
Last Updated:Sep 29, 2011 8:43 pm
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Gym update - Been riding stationary bike at home. Hey, I sweat when I ride
Weight - Same 
Book - Started another one. Last just got boring
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Anyone over 50 probably needs a little help with chatting sooooooooooooooo.....
Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.
Please pass this on to your and grandchildren so they can understand your texts.
ATD - At The Doctor's
BFF - Best Friend Fainted
BTW - Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered By Medicare
CGU - Can't get up
CUATSC - See You At The Senior Center
DWI - Driving While Incontinent (my favorite)
FWB - Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL - Living On Lipitor
We can all stop laughing now...
Any ladies out there want to party? BTW & BYOT - CUATSC
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Sunday 9/18 Listening to Barry
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Posted:Sep 18, 2011 7:39 am
Last Updated:Sep 19, 2011 6:04 am
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Gym - Been hiking and doing other tween the sheets stuff to get my heart rate up....LOL
Weight - Really? This again???
Book - Looking for a good e-reader. Waiting for the Amazon tablet to come out.
I have re-discovered the one, the only, Barry
There is nothing like being an under cover lover and listening to Barry. What is your fav song/artist to have going in the back ground?
Any ladies out there want to try Ravel's Bolero with me? (hint - music made famous by the movie 10).
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Tuesday 9/13 Just a beautiful day in the neighborhood
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Posted:Sep 13, 2011 10:02 am
Last Updated:Sep 13, 2011 10:10 am
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Gym update - too much to do around here to go. Also, a date or 2 takes up a lot of spare time...LOL
Weight - About the same but its all cool. It will come off when it does.
Book - Still looking for one
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Always a good one
It's a beautiful mornin' ahhh
I think I'll go outside a while
An jus' smile
Just take in some clean fresh air boy
Ain't no sense in stayin' inside
If the weather's fine an' you got the time
It's your chance to wake up and plan another brand new day
Either way
It's a beautiful mornin' ahhh
Life has been good here lately! A new beginning has started and I get to craft it as I see fit. Isn't that what happens when we decide to enjoy the rest of out life.
The only responsibilities I have now are to my 2 dogs and family - 5 states away. I told my brother I might move to Bora bora - where ever the hell that is...LOL And I get to date anyone I want! That is if they want to spend time with me...lol What could be a more perfect life?
The reason I have not been writing a blog lately is that I have not had time or a subject. We shall see if I want to share some of my current experiences. Who knows...
Peace, love and all that stuff. May your life be as easy and fun as its been here.
RD
PS: Any ladies what to join me?
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Monday 8/8/2011 Looking for...(fill in the blank)
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Posted:Aug 8, 2011 11:18 am
Last Updated:Sep 7, 2011 3:57 pm
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Gym update - 30 mins on cross trainer and other stuff(whew I'm tired)
Weight - well Yesterday was 172lbs - 7 away from my goal(gona look buff...LOL )
Book - Gots lots...need to just be and read
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What are we looking for?
Are you telling yourself "what a stupid question"? This website is all about sex - raw, show it all, come get it, drench me in your stuff - sex. The sights, the smells, the total experience that surrounds sex is what draws us here and the bonds that keeps us coming back. Try saying the word SEX. Just the sound - said out loud or spoken mentally - has a very large impact on us.
SEX! Did saying that make you smile? Laugh? Cry? (god I hope not...LOL ) The feel of another's body against your flesh, the heat of sweating as you move, the grip of her legs around your waist as you scream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - It is what we can' get enough of.
The past 2 weeks I've been on this site and others searching and chatting and visualizing someone( or more than one LOL ) to spend time with. Do I want the whole experience or just a buddy that will come to the house and do me? Both sound wonderful and should meet a lot of needs. I'm sure that if I found "The One" (you know - the type that will make you laugh, come back for more after fucking you dead, will get out of bed to bring you a beer and just be there with you no matter what). I hope I would be smart enough to recognize her. Ya right...LOL
What do you want? The ones I've talked to on this site are all over the map. Some want a younger man/woman. Some want a bad boy game player(so not me....LOL ) and others are looking for someone to make them feel special/sexy/wanted/normal. What ever we are looking for; it has to fill a need in our life. Maybe I need to stop and find out what is missing - discover my voids.
The net results is I will be checking into a monastery complete with beads/chanting/bell ringing and incense to find my inner . Would some sweetheart please stop me!
Any ladies out there want to help me pack for my trip?
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Thursday 7/28 Just a kick back day
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Posted:Jul 28, 2011 4:33 pm
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2011 2:24 am
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Gym - tomorrow I promise
Weight - still around 176
Books - Got 2 today from Good Will - One is a Ludlum novel
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Too hot to be laying in the grass but one of these days...
The last 2 weeks I have been running hard and fast. There have been 2 meets - neither worth their time - but what the heck. I got up this am and decided that I needed to have a goof off day - to clear my head and reset...
It started off with coffee on the veranda, silk robe(I wish...LOL ) and a view of the plantation. In reality all I saw was weeds from my not mowing the lawn. Too dry to do it or at least that is my excuse. After starting my day with a caffeine jolt, I decided to just read emails and such. That alone killed 2 hrs. Sex would have been better but that wasn't an option.
Met a friend for lunch and just hung out at the local Steak n Shake. Gosh, the waitresses starting looking good after a while. Did someone slip me some beer goggles??? Pretty soon we were getting dirty looks as we took up one of their precious lunch time tables. Guess we need to move on.
More shopping and just mindless running around. All in all it was an ok day. Maybe this is what I needed to get the bad meets out of my system. Naw! What I need is a good tumble to make me forget. That's my story and I'm sticking to it....LOL
Any ladies out there want to help me forget?
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Monday 7/25 The beginning of a week.
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Posted:Jul 25, 2011 5:27 am
Last Updated:Jul 25, 2011 4:38 pm
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Gym - went on Sat and will go today
Weight - 175lbs - I can feel the fat changing to muscle
Book - Maybe today
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If only this was my past Sunday morning(WooHoo!)
I seem to be setting into a new life just fine thank you very much . Maybe a little more lonely than I imagined but I'm doing just fine. Two dates past week and maybe one on this coming Wed. (Oh the joys of being on multiple dating sites). The house is being straighten out with loads to Good Will - the dogs had better watch out....LOL! How's your life these days?
One of the dates(If you would like to call it that - first meet and probably the last) was at a local upscale bistro having an afternoon tea. We sat and talked about lots of stuff for about 2 hrs. She told me about a new watering hole and she found out that that I didn't make her freak flag fly...LOL - meaning no more meets! I also discovered that you should not talk about some stuff on a first meet.
Oh, I know there are subjects I should stay away from but I couldn't help myself..Mea Copa. When one starts talking about free sex and love shouldn't there be a discussion about STD's??? For God's sake - St Louis is the Chlamydia capital of the world. What fool would not want to discuss safe sex? And then there is the ever present Herpes - the dreaded gift that keeps on giving. I expected a discussion of what type of condoms she likes or maybe how she approaches a guy to make sure he has one.
We delved into our past experiences concerning rubbers and their use. She was honest about the fact that Cock Socks were not used all the time. It seems most guys don't like them...well duh! But I don't like getting shots at the doc's office either. She seemed to be having a ah-ha moment as we talked. Then stupid me piled on.....I told her I had herpes 2 - just like 1/3 of the population. It was like opening a can of bad breath or breaking wind after eating a spicy pizza. I almost laughed - the experience was so surreal. The conversation died quickly and we said our good byes. And I know this will happen again. I always have this conversation with a potential. Just not this soon....LOL!
(soap box - beware!)
I find it very disappointing that the ladies(and men) from a free sex and love community has so little concern for their bodies. I'm not a prude but I would expect them to be careful as well open to talk about this subject. Most STD's are not deadly(God save us from HIV) but in respecting our bodies we need to take the care most mothers do with washing their hands. Do you like it when someone passes a bug on to you???
(end of rant)
So as one TV star used to say on Hill Street Blues - "Let's be careful out there"
Any ladies out there want to help me practice putting on a glove?
PS: It might not be on my profile but its never been a secret and I always discuss it. It freaks some out and others go read up on it. Look it up. I bet there are soooooooooo many on here with herpes that don't tell.
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Friday 7/22/2011 TGIF(Toes go in first?)
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Posted:Jul 22, 2011 9:25 am
Last Updated:Jul 22, 2011 9:27 pm
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Gym - Going tomorrow - I have to get into a steady routine and no time today.
Weight - I was 174.4lb this am. I must be eating less since all the family has gone home.
Book - Going again to the book store to try to find something to read.
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Well its almost the weekend - again. The time when everyone plans some extended play. One gal I know likes to meet guys for a weekend outing at a motel half way between the cities where they live. I might have to try that. Another lady, about 2 weekends ago, spent Sat. and Sunday nude camping(I told her to watch out for poison ivy and such).
It is soooooooooooo hot outside that maybe I should think of an indoor activity. Getting blown while opening a beer in the kitchen sounds good to me. How about bending her over the couch while watching a porm flick? What other indoor activities would you suggest? Yes, I know, add in a 3rd just to spice it up....LOL! Might as well go to a life style party.
Speaking of those parties, a friend just told me of one I might attend in a few weeks. I've never taken part in a pile but it might be fun to try once. I would assume that there is a protocol involved in being invited to the after party but I'm thinking that being polite and myself would be the best. Anyone want to share on this subject?
Have a fun safe weekend and stay cool.
Any ladies out there want to keep me company where its cool and fun???
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Monday 7/18 HP n The Deathly H
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Posted:Jul 18, 2011 2:35 pm
Last Updated:Jul 18, 2011 4:49 pm
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Gym - tomorrow early so I can get it in a routine
Book - going to Borders after Gym
Weight - didn't weigh this am. Too excited about taking the step- to the airport and out of my life....LOL!
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Is she hot or what??? Ya, I know, I'm a dirty old man lusting after a babe that acted in a bunch of movies. So shoot me....LOLOL!
I spent a cool(as in out of the +100 degrees temp) afternoon watching the latest miracle CGI movie along with some wonderful rewriting of a good book. It wasn't a bad way to spend $5.00. Surprised me it was so little but it was Monday afternoon and the demand was low. The movie place made their money off me when I decided on the 5 gal Dr Pepper soda - I think it was a medium size.
Is this what its like to be retired and/or out of work? Afternoon movies and book stores? God please tell me it ain't true. I guess I need to work on finding something worth while to do with my time. Maybe Emma will spend some of her spare time with me now that she is finished doing Harry Potter. (I wonder if she did... )
Any ladies out there want to fritter their time away in a cool place doing something hot???
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Sunday 7/17 Tall and lean - Oh my!
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Posted:Jul 17, 2011 7:58 pm
Last Updated:Jul 18, 2011 6:21 am
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Gym- 30 mins today and will go again Tuesday. Walked some also.
Book - Still looking - any suggestions
Weight - starting at 175lbs
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There I was sitting on the stationary bike, peddling my ass off when she walked by. Be still my heart! Tall, young and lean. Totally out of my league. Too young, too cute and way too much woman for this old man.....LOL!
I love going to the gym for this very reason. The thought of having one of these babes wrap their legs around me makes my heart pump that much faster. Better than a 6 flags coaster ride my friend - much better. Oh don't get me wrong, a middle aged(read more my age) lady with a tight pair of pants walking away or a low cut top coming towards me always puts a little wood in the pencil. Its what makes the world go round. My head spins for sure...:d
I've seen all the mags that show everything - everything. Nothing is left to dream about. You not only see the shape but you see the skin in all its air brushed glory. What good is that? Give me a well rounded woman that has smiled at me and I will show you my heart beating like a jack hammer.
Seeing the young ones at the gym makes my world a better place. Here's a big thanks to them....LOL
Any ladies out there want to help make my heart race?
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