Tall, skinny, silly, pale to the point of being used (successfully) as a reflection card. Slightly embarassed by the 'endowment' fields (I'm slightly above average, but not huge. Did I mention 'modest' ?). I tend to overuse parentheses. Not a major exerciser, but I'm busy enough at work and working around the house that I'm not a complete couch tater. Anything else, feel free to ask.

My Ideal Person I'm not looking for a one night stand, and I'm not looking to fall in love again. Anything in between there works.

What you look like isn't terribly important, as I find lots of things attractive (I'm a sucker for a nice small of the back, however). I just need to 'click' with you, which isn't very predictable. I'd like somebody who realizes this is supposed to be fun. I'll happily trade in a 'serious' encounter for laughing , romping, maybe even an occasional song and dance number. Snarky, witty comments a plus. I'd love to make you lose control laughing while I'm fucking you. My sex life has been pretty much 'plain vanilla' to date, so I'm interested in being introduced to new things, but please don't expect me to do something involving torture devices and livestock immediately. A little light bondage would be greatly appreciated, tho.

Turn offs include people who can't figure out how to set their caps lock to off. I've spent enough time submerged in IRC to develop pain in my ears from somebody 'shouting' like that.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Radio Iodine, Mediaeval Baebes, Morphine, Mindless Self Indulgence, Jethro Tull, Paul Simon, Tool

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I sit in lotus position, you on my lap. The pulsations of your vagina serve as counterpoint to the throbbing of my cock. You gasp and bury your face in my neck as I slowly run my fingers up your spine, from coccyx to skull.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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