Well, I'ma Rich, Well Traveled, Good Looking Guy Seeks Gal Who’ll Believe Anything :D I’m all awkward moments, boring dinners, and popped collars. If my conversations about work and money don’t bore you, my face will. Try new things? Not gonna! Just give me white bread and a glass of water for dippin’. The outdoors scare me, girls scare me, new places scare me. Eye contact? I avoid it! I fall in what is called Instant-Love. I write novel-length love letters by my second email. I avoid excitement and the unknown. Make decisions? No way. Witty banter, sarcasm? What’s that? Yes ladies, the total catch. BTW I speak 127 different languages, and have flown around the world backwards. And oh yeah, you're not going to get to know me by reading this :P

My Ideal Person I noticed a lot of women putting requirements, I figure I should do the same for the woman reading this:

1. You have very strong hands, stronger than mine maybe.

2. Can open my tough to open jars.

3. Own a Be-Dazzler

4. Put up with my mantrums (man-tantrums)”

With that being said, you should know that I'm not looking for a fast random one-time hookup. Getting sex is easy. What I'd really like to find is more than a pretty face that I can actually connect with on a FRIEND LEVEL. Rare, I know, but for my myriad of shortcomings, I am what some would call "delusionally optimistic." So whatsup? Are you game to try THIS FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS THING?

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rimming, Fetishes, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
JENNIFER LOPEZ..OH HER BUTT AND HIPS

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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