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Excuses ,Excuses....... 6/29/2011 These are real notes written from parents in a Mississippi school district. (Spellings have been left intact.) My is under a doctor’s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute hi 0 Comments, 58 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Lending a Helping Hand 6/29/2011 From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to ca 0 Comments, 96 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Noble King Arthur 6/29/2011 King Arthur Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him, but was moved by Arthur’s youth and ideals. So, the mon 0 Comments, 290 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Long Ago in Days of Old 6/29/2011 King Arthur Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him, but was moved by Arthur’s youth and ideals. So, the mon 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
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"FATASS" 6/29/2011 New Federal Agency Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator - Mr. Alan Pinkerton. He was actually the beginning of the Secret Service. 0 Comments, 100 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Government Expansion..... 6/29/2011 New Federal Agency Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator - Mr. Alan Pinkerton. He was actually the beginning of the Secret Service. 0 Comments, 13 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Like a Tiger 6/29/2011 A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I’m not a virgin." The husband 0 Comments, 384 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Honeymoon 6/29/2011 A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I’m not a virgin." The husband 0 Comments, 56 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Old Farmer 6/29/2011 The old farmer sat rocking on the front porch as he talked to the stranger. "Been thirty years since I lost my wife in these woods." "Oh, I’m sorry, " the stranger said, "It must have been 0 Comments, 382 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Deep in the Woods One Night....... 6/29/2011 Deep in the backwoods the hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the fa 0 Comments, 119 Views, 0 Votes | |
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,Ceiling fans,Playdough,and microwaves..... 6/29/2011 A Woman's Experience With For those who already have past this age, this is hilarious. For those who have this age, this is not funny. For those who have nearing this age, this i 0 Comments, 110 Views, 0 Votes | |
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....and thats why he is an executive 6/26/2011 Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office. When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap. Without hesitating, he di 0 Comments, 78 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Just Fred...... 6/26/2011 A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred, ' he replies. 'Fred what?' the officer asks. 'Just Fred, ' the m 0 Comments, 64 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Looking Forward....Looking Back 6/26/2011 A little boy was sitting on the curb crying and an old man who was passing by came over to him. "What's the matter, little boy?" he asked. "Why are you crying?" The little boy said, "I'm cryi 0 Comments, 40 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What If ? 6/26/2011 1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR. 2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION. 3. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD? 4. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONK 0 Comments, 62 Views, 0 Votes | |
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POLITICS 6/26/2011 While walking down the street one day, a Republican head of state is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to Heaven 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Little David 6/26/2011 Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up- fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer... David 0 Comments, 126 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Royal Treatment 6/26/2011 President Barack Obama is representing the United States of America on a highly formal, impeccably planned state visit to England. At Heathrow, a 300-foot long red carpet is stretched out to Air Force 0 Comments, 61 Views, 0 Votes | |
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911 Call 6/26/2011 A little old lady called 911. When the operator answered she yelled, "Help! Send the police to my house right away! There’s a damned republican on my front porch and he’s playing with him 0 Comments, 74 Views, 0 Votes | |
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"Pepito" 6/26/2011 It was the first day of school and a new student named Pepito, the of Cuban-American refugees, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let’s begin by reviewing some American history. 0 Comments, 70 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Chapter 19 6/26/2011 A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college and asked if she could send him some. "Of course, I'll send you some money, dear, " Mom said. "By the way, you left you 0 Comments, 84 Views, 0 Votes | |
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MAN BASHING 6/23/2011 How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them. Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a slut. Why don’t wome 0 Comments, 17 Views, 0 Votes | |
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First Time Ever 6/23/2011 The sky was dark The moon was high All alone just she and I Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I d 0 Comments, 14 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Pissing and Moaning 6/23/2011 A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her always moaned right before the pho 0 Comments, 69 Views, 0 Votes | |
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the Big Game Hunter 6/23/2011 The big game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and none could dispute that. But then he said they could blindfold him and 0 Comments, 261 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Two Irishmen 6/23/2011 Two Irishmen after a long night at the pub were walking home. They decided to take a shortcut through the local grave yard. As they were walking through they were reading the inscriptions on 0 Comments, 90 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Medical vs. Legal 6/23/2011 Two physicians board a flight out of Seattle. One sits in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before take-off, an attorney sits in the seat by the aisle. The lawyer kicks off his shoes 0 Comments, 38 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Day at the Zoo 6/23/2011 Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him. "So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned h 0 Comments, 66 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Politics 6/23/2011 Little Johnny came home from school one day and said to his father, "Dad, what can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow." The father thought some and said, 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Math 6/23/2011 Little Johnny was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that of a bitch is nine...." His mother heard what he was saying and 0 Comments, 55 Views, 0 Votes |
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