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Asking For Directions 7/27/2013 Q: Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize an egg? A: Because not one will stop and ask for directions. 0 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sex Is Like Riding A Bike 7/27/2013 Q: Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bike? A: You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun. 0 Comments, 27 Views, 0 Votes | |
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man most intelligent 7/26/2013 Q: When is a man most intelligent... before, after or during sex? A: During sex because he's plugged up to the knowledge source 0 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes | |
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GENDER ITEMS 8/8/2009 ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them. SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it s 0 Comments, 55 Views, 0 Votes | |
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WHAT WOMEN SHOULD KNOW ABOUT MEN 8/6/2009 1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming to high. 2. Women don't make fools of men-most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 3. The bes 0 Comments, 83 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What a Woman Wants in a Man 8/2/2009 What I Want In A Man, Original List ... (at age 22) ----------------------------------- 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially Successful 4. A Caring Listener 5. Witty 6. In Good Shape 7. Dresses wit 0 Comments, 80 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Man Rules 7/27/2009 Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect an 0 Comments, 118 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Milk 7/25/2009 For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free." Here's an update for you . . . Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because wome 0 Comments, 141 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Comebacks to Pickup Lines 7/24/2009 Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? 0 Comments, 77 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Cuckoo Clock 7/23/2009 The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy. A 0 Comments, 124 Views, 0 Votes | |
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First Time 11/9/2004 True Story: <br> When I was in High School (many moons ago), my steady girlfriend and I went to our favorite parking place for a little kiss and grope in my father's car. This was our tee 0 Comments, 289 Views, 0 Votes |
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