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WHAT DO YOU CALL A PUFF ADDER?? 8/18/2020 Someone who farts in the bath then counts the bubbles ! 0 Comments, 7 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Deer joke No2 4/10/2020 What do you call a deer with no eyes & no legs?.........Still no idea.... 0 Comments, 68 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Just published!! 9/20/2019 20 years in the saddle Major Bumsore Shorter Skirts Seymour Legg Baby's Revenge by Nora Tittsov Sex at Sea by Maste 0 Comments, 15 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Man from Kent 7/20/2019 There was a young man from Kent, <br><br> 's tool was decidedly bent, <br><br> To save himself trouble, <br><br> He put it in double, <br><br> Inste 0 Comments, 15 Views, 0 Votes | |
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MR MAN 2/4/2019 Mr Tickle found his soul mate Tess. <br><br> He asked her to marry him.. She agreed on condition that she did not have to take his surname! 0 Comments, 22 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Santa Claus 12/24/2018 He loves gardening - always going Hoe hoe hoe 0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes | |
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PHILOSOPHY 10/19/2018 Foolish man gives wife grand piano. Wise man gives wife upright organ. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> ... 0 Comments, 14 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Limerick 9/16/2018 There was a young man from Kent.............Whose tool was decidedly bent......................To save himself trouble.......He put it in double......... And instead of cumming he went 0 Comments, 15 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Visit to psychologist 2 8/29/2018 Rorschach test! <br><br> Psychologist shows ink blot <br><br> What is that? A naked woman! <br><br> Another blot. What is that? A naked woman's genitals. <br 0 Comments, 50 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Visit to psychologist 1 8/29/2018 Irishman visits psychologist who show him a picture of an oak, an ash & a poplar. Asks what does that remind you of? <br><br> 9 Tree & tree & tree makes 9 <br><br> 0 Comments, 46 Views, 0 Votes | |
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AT THE HOSPITAL 4/10/2018 How to you find the head nurse?......................................................................................................................................................................... 0 Comments, 16 Views, 0 Votes | |
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SNOW!! 12/15/2017 What do you a snowman in the Sahara Desert?............................................................................................................................................................ 0 Comments, 52 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A LIMERICK 7/10/2017 There was a young man from Kent, Whose tool was decidedly bent, To save himself trouble, He put it in double, And instead of coming he went! 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The actor & the agent 6/22/2017 An aspiring European actor visits an American agent for representation. The agent tests him & tells him he has potential. "What's your name?" " Penis Von Lesbian the actor replies. Agent "You 0 Comments, 148 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Egyptian Camels 5/20/2017 Two ladies visiting Egypt see a local castrating a camel by banging two bricks together on the camels balls. They are worried about this and ask the camel driver " Does it hurt?" He 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Furniture 1/20/2017 Man walks into a greengrocers and asks whether he has any empty orange boxes as he wants to make furniture from them. "Yes of course I do. There is a pile there . Take your pick." ma 0 Comments, 87 Views, 0 Votes | |
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SPOONERISM REVISION! 1/11/2016 What is the difference between a nun & a woman in the bath? The nun has a soul full of hope& the bather has a hole full of soap. Add any others you know please. XX 0 Comments, 15 Views, 0 Votes | |
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SPOONERISM 1/10/2016 What is the difference between a nun & a woman in the bath? The nun has a soul full of hope& the bather has a hope full of soap. Add any others you know please. XX 0 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Limerick 8/25/2015 There was a young man from Kent, Who's tool was decidedly bent, To save himself trouble, He put it in double, And instead of coming he went. 0 Comments, 27 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Limerick 8/25/2015 There was a young man from Kent, Who's tool was decidedly bent, To save himself trouble, He put it in double, And instead of coming he went. 0 Comments, 10 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sundry thoughts 10/4/2014 Waltz= Navel encounter without loss of semen. Group names A chapter of Trollops A refusal of Bank Managers. An exaggeration of Estate Agents(Realtors) A fanfare of Strumpets. Book ti 0 Comments, 22 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Spooner!! 4/8/2013 What's the difference between a nun and a woman in the bath? One has got a soul full of hope & the other has - a hole full of soap! 0 Comments, 63 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Limerick 3/9/2013 There was a young man from Kent, Who's tool was decidedly bent, To save himself trouble, He put it in double, And instead of coming he went! 0 Comments, 77 Views, 0 Votes |
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