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Texting advice... 9/25/2009 To help women and guys use texting to their advantage, Nicole Beland, features director of Women’s Health magazine and relationship expert, offers the following tips on improving your text life 0 Comments, 51 Views, 0 Votes | |
Untitled Poem 9/25/2009 Your essence, your being, Just takes me away... Back to a time way back. Back when charming princes In shining armor, on white horses, Flourished, their swords, Making the princesses swoon. < 0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes | |
Deep As The Rose Is Red 9/25/2009 I'll give you my heart; I'll open it up, Will you listen to its small still voice? For soft and quiet my heart will speak To the one I'll call my wife. Did you hear it dear? Did you listen we 0 Comments, 11 Views, 0 Votes | |
Motionless 9/25/2009 If time could stand still, I’d freeze it here, So you’d always hold me, close and near. In your arms, where I’m meant to be, Filled with the perfect love you’ve given me. < 0 Comments, 11 Views, 0 Votes | |
Politically Correct 9/25/2009 He does not have a BEER GUT. He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. He is not a BAD DANCER. He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME. He INVESTIGATES ALTE 0 Comments, 48 Views, 0 Votes | |
Combacks 9/25/2009 Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? 0 Comments, 57 Views, 0 Votes | |
Men 9/25/2009 ... Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why. ... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. ... Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and 0 Comments, 32 Views, 0 Votes | |
Student Learning 9/25/2009 The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation, " she said, " 0 Comments, 74 Views, 0 Votes | |
Awkward night over 9/25/2009 After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. 0 Comments, 81 Views, 0 Votes | |
Love little 9/25/2009 A little walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull." The driver starts getting mad at the noisy , 0 Comments, 115 Views, 0 Votes |
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