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family   6/17/2021

this guy tells his father that he just got engaged to audrey from across the street. <br> please wish me well. <br> the father tells his that, sorry, but i had an affair with audrey and it wouldnt be right for you to marry her. <br> so the breaks off the engagement and is devastated. <br> as time goes by he gets engaged to another girl, susan. ...


2 Comments, 405 Views, 13 Votes ,2.81 Score
rm_GoodManRon 78 M
1  Article
Funniest Joke In The World   6/9/2021

The Father walks into his sons room and says: ", I've told you a thousand times not to do that or you'll go blind." The says: "Dad, I'm over here."


2 Comments, 375 Views, 19 Votes ,4.44 Score
Darkchoccomama 41 F
5  Articles
a called sex   6/23/2021

Everybody I know who has a usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot".

I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex.

He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!"

He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't ...


6 Comments, 322 Views, 17 Votes ,2.56 Score
_JKH_ 68 M
858  Articles
The dog !   6/17/2021

A man walks into a bar with his and orders two glasses of whiskey. He proposes a toast and both he and his empty their glasses. The girl behind the bar is surprised and asks, "Can your perform other tricks?"

"But of course, " the man answers, "he can even gratify a woman."

Anxious to know more the girl leads the man and the into a little room above the bar. She undresses and ...


13 Comments, 285 Views, 39 Votes ,7.14 Score
_JKH_ 68 M
858  Articles
I trhought you were my wife !   1/13/2020

A man drunk as a skunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her.

She jumped up and slapped him silly.

He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

"Why you drunken, worthless, ...


13 Comments, 256 Views, 34 Votes ,5.04 Score
_JKH_ 68 M
858  Articles
A southern mama !   6/10/2021

A young southern girl of 13 was hearing a lot of new words pertaining to sex at school that she didn't understand at all. She decided to ask her divorced, single beautiful 30 year old southern blonde headed mom about it bluntly.

The told her mom the at school were saying things about going down on one another and that she didn't understand it at all. She asked her mom, "Will you ...


6 Comments, 255 Views, 28 Votes ,6.94 Score
parachute school   3/9/2020

a man comes home from army parachute . his friends all asked if he made and jumps yet and he said sure have. they asked if it was hard to jump that first time. he said it was very much. said he drifting farther and farther to the back of the line. then at last it was just him and a giant of a sgt. he yelled for me to jump and I just stood there shaking. he then said if I didnt jump he was going ...


4 Comments, 250 Views, 14 Votes ,5.86 Score
foxeyatfifty 66 F
26  Articles
Dildo and cocks!!   6/16/2021

This story is not worthy of the advice line, but some may find it funny.. It reminded me as the last few days on the advice line has been about cocks and dildos..It reminded me of a situation my girlfreind told me about...Her husband and her were getting ready for work, there 5 yr old went in the parents bedroom while daddy was getting coffee and mummy was in the bathroom..Well he todled into ...


2 Comments, 242 Views, 14 Votes ,3.14 Score
rm_Sugar22234 56 F
3  Articles
, you got to love em   6/12/2021

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
"How do you know the cat as dead?" she asked him.
"Because i pissed in it's ear and it didn't move, " answered the innocently.
"You did WHAT!!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know, " explained the boy, "i leant over and went 'Pssst', and it didn't move."


4 Comments, 232 Views, 11 Votes ,5.22 Score
rm_casual3 54 C
8  Articles
code   6/24/2021

A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter. <br> One day the husband told his five year old , "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter". <br> The told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he ...


2 Comments, 226 Views, 13 Votes ,3.14 Score
Dark Closet   6/25/2021

A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old in the closet. One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet as well. <br> Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" "Yes, it is, " the man replies. "You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks. "No thanks, " the man ...


1 Comments, 199 Views, 11 Votes ,2.79 Score
Jewish Divorce   6/18/2021

A Jewish says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Nathan. All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece, when it used to be the size of a 5-cent piece."

Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman! You live in an 8-bedroom mansion! You drive a $250, 000 Ferrari! You get $2, 000 a week allowance! You take 6 vacations a year and ...


2 Comments, 195 Views, 11 Votes ,5.41 Score
rm_VTMaximus 51 M
3  Articles
Family Fun   6/29/2021

A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Honey, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog."

The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!" "Look! We're going fishing and that's final." "Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want to go!" "Right I'll give you three choices... 1 You come fishing with me and the dog... 2 You give me a BLOW ...


0 Comments, 194 Views, 4 Votes ,1.30 Score
rdw1000 52 M
9  Articles
blonde wife   9/22/2020

One winter morning in Syracuse a husband and his blonde wife were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through... So the good wife went and moved her car. <br><br> <br><br> A week later while they ...


2 Comments, 186 Views, 7 Votes ,5.08 Score
sexycpl4fun1965 62 C
54  Articles
A Slighty Confused    6/24/2021

A comes home from school and asks her mother "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their dicks?" "Yes, dear" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her . "But then when I have a baby, " responded the "won't it knock my teeth out?"


1 Comments, 184 Views, 8 Votes ,3.48 Score
sexycpl4fun1965 62 C
54  Articles
Take Your Choice   6/23/2021

A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog." The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!" "Look! We're going fishing and that's final." "Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want to go!" "Right I'll give you three choices... 1 You come fishing with me and the dog... 2 You give me a BLOW JOB.... 3 or ...


1 Comments, 184 Views, 3 Votes ,4.41 Score
The brilliance of little    6/10/2021

A little boy ask his mom how old she was and she said women don't tell their age, then he ask how much she weighed and she said we don't tell that either, so then the little boy ask her why her and his daddy got a divorce and she said that she couldn’t tell him. <br> A few days later the boy was looking at is moms drivers license and told his mom " I know how old you are" ...


2 Comments, 184 Views, 15 Votes ,5.73 Score
_JKH_ 68 M
858  Articles
Lawyer Cross-Examines a Cop   6/23/2021

A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial. It went like this:

Q. Officer, did you see my fleeing the scene?

A. No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away.

Q. Officer, who provided this description?

A. The officer who responded to the scene.

Q. ...


7 Comments, 183 Views, 28 Votes ,4.78 Score
little johnny   6/9/2021

Little Johnny likes to gamble.

One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to a new city.

Johnny's daddy thinks, "I'll get a head start on Johnny's gambling."

So he calls the teacher and says, "My Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow but he likes to gamble so you'll have to keep an eye on him."

The teacher says OK, she can handle it. ...


1 Comments, 180 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score
TOO MUCH TO DRINK   2/13/2020

After sitting at the bar all afternoon and drinking way too much, the bartender told him that he could not serve him anymore. After a brief rebuttal the man reluctantly left. A short time later the man came in the back door and seated himself at the bar. Quickly the bartender came down and told him, No more for you. I told you that you must leave. Once more after a brief argument the man left. It ...


5 Comments, 176 Views, 11 Votes ,4.29 Score
Bigjay5847 49 M
1  Article
Speeding Ticket   11/26/2020

A man was driving down a dark road one evening. It was late and there were no other cars on the road. He decided to see how fast his car would go. As he mashed the accelerator he felt the car lurch forward with power. As he got up to 90mph he passed under a bridge. Before long there were red and blue lights in his rearview, so the man pulls over and gets all his legal documents together. The ...


3 Comments, 166 Views, 6 Votes ,3.37 Score
rm_tazmantenn 74 M
2172  Articles
What his wife's name was...   6/16/2021

A man asked an American Indian what his wife's name was...

He replied, "She is called Four ."

The man said, "That's an unusual name for your wife. What does it mean?"

















The Old Indian answered, "It is an old Indian Name. It means....



Nag ...... nag ...... nag ...... nag


2 Comments, 150 Views, 9 Votes ,3.21 Score
GotToyz2 54 C
4  Articles
Not The Best Example   6/3/2021

One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".

Their walked in and said "What does bitch and bastard mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".

The next day the parents decided to have sex, the women said "feel my titties" and the man said "feel my dick".

Their walked in ...


5 Comments, 145 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score
Bump144 72 M
823  Articles
SIREN   6/10/2021

A fireman was at the station house when he noticed a little girl next door. She was in a little red wagon with little ladders hanging off the side.

She was wearing a fireman's hat and had the wagon tied to a dog.

The fireman asked her, "Hey little girl. What are you doing?"

She said, "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck."

The fireman walked ...


1 Comments, 139 Views, 6 Votes ,3.37 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M
60  Articles
Caught in the Act!   6/9/2021

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her Husband is at work.



Her 9 year old comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the Bedroom cupboard to watch.



Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home.



She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there ...



2 Comments, 139 Views, 8 Votes ,4.17 Score
rm_litmike75 50 C
47  Articles
's Science Exam   6/9/2021

's Science Exam

If you need a good laugh, try reading through these 's science exam answers...

Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is ...


3 Comments, 138 Views, 5 Votes ,3.80 Score
UpForeU2Play 65 M
155  Articles
Dumbest    6/26/2021

As a young boy enters a barber shop the barber whispers to his customer's. This is the dumbest in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, ?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That never learns!" ...


1 Comments, 137 Views, 5 Votes ,3.47 Score
rm_tazmantenn 74 M
2172  Articles
AND YOU EXPECTED WHAT?   6/22/2021

When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some very good news for him.

"Guess what, sir?" the clerk said. "I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we've had so long!"

"Do you mean that repulsive pink-and-blue double-breasted thing?!" the manager asked.

"That's the one!" ...


2 Comments, 137 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
vegasxxxxcouple 57 C
42  Articles
Farah Fawcett at the Pearly Gates   6/15/2021

After Farah Fawcett died, she was met by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Ah, weren't you one of Charlies Angels?" he says with a twinkle in his eyes.

"Why, yes, I was". Farah replied.

"Well then, we don't get too many high calibre celebrities up HERE, so before you enter the Pearly Gates, I am authorized to grant you one wish!"

Farah ponders this for some ...


3 Comments, 135 Views, 6 Votes ,3.65 Score
priya8891 35 F
8  Articles
little boy   6/29/2021

“A little boy and his friends are being called bastards and bitches by bullies at school. The boy goes home and asks, "Dad, what are bastards and bitches?" And his dad replies, "Bitches are ladies and bastards are gentlemen." Then the boy goes upstairs to see his mom. As he enters the room, he accidentally drops a perfume bottle, and his mom says, "Shit!" "Mom, what is shit?" and she says, ...


4 Comments, 134 Views, 13 Votes ,5.32 Score
rm_tazmantenn 74 M
2172  Articles
When   6/24/2021

Judge asked , "So when did you realize you were ?"

replied, wiping her tears, "When the check bounced."


3 Comments, 132 Views, 6 Votes ,2.80 Score
rm_tazmantenn 74 M
2172  Articles
Mensa Question   6/29/2021

You are on a , galloping at a constant speed.

On your right side is a sharp drop off.

And on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.

Directly in front of you is another galloping but your is unable to overtake it.

Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the in front of you.

What must you do to safely get ...


1 Comments, 131 Views, 7 Votes ,3.80 Score
rm_tazmantenn 74 M
2172  Articles
RETIRED   6/25/2021

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.

Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse, so I had to learn to while away my time.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target:

Dear Mrs. ...


1 Comments, 130 Views, 4 Votes ,4.80 Score
bluangel858 38 F
8  Articles
Cute   6/23/2021

A NAMED SEX

Everybody I know who has a usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't ...


2 Comments, 129 Views, 6 Votes ,4.50 Score
rdw1000 52 M
9  Articles
Turn about is fair play   9/22/2020

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought...you were looking 4 tampons 4 ur ...


1 Comments, 127 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
potbelliedman 46 M
13  Articles
Smart Ass !   6/25/2021

There was this guy who was in love with his wife but his job took up a lot of his time. One Sunday afternoon, his wife came home and said the boys were out playing, and maybe they should do some playing of their own. The man thought about this and decided she was right. He embraced her and they began to kiss passionately. She felt him getting hard and said he'd best be getting that condom on and ...


3 Comments, 125 Views, 7 Votes ,4.06 Score
rm_tazmantenn 74 M
2172  Articles
How interesting are the answers   6/11/2021

1stgrade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a ...


3 Comments, 122 Views, 5 Votes ,4.77 Score
THE_ROSES2 50 C
8  Articles
A Must Read!   6/22/2021

To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height.

Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the ...



2 Comments, 121 Views, 7 Votes ,5.59 Score
UpForeU2Play 65 M
155  Articles
Shipwreck   6/10/2021

A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with ...


2 Comments, 119 Views, 11 Votes ,4.10 Score
Shelbyjean69 47 C
64  Articles
Take Your Choice   6/26/2021

A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog." The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!" "Look! We're going fishing and that's final." "Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want to go!" "Right I'll give you three choices... 1 You come fishing with me and the dog... 2 You give me a BLOW JOB.... 3 or ...


0 Comments, 118 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
Squirt_Professor 69 C
40  Articles
Shark lesions.   3/31/2021

The young shark swam up to his dad and said, “Dad I want to do something fun today!” The dad turned and asked his , “Do you see that capsized ship and the people in the water over there?” The turned and said yes. The dad replied, “well were going to swim over there and while swimming around those people we are going to show them the tip of our fins.” The , excited followed his dad ...


2 Comments, 112 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
TonyDa1212 60 M
1  Article
What Time Is It?   9/2/2020

Adam and his wife were taking a walk in the desert, just outside a city, to pass time. After having walked a little while, the couple wanted to check the time, out of curiosity, but Adam had forgotten his wristwatch back at the hotel. <br><br> They noticed a frail old man, sitting by his donkey in the hot sand, about a hundred meters away, and decided to ask him. "Excuse me sir, ...


2 Comments, 112 Views, 4 Votes ,4.41 Score
nautical3 61 M
6  Articles
Christmas   1/14/2020

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took ...


3 Comments, 107 Views, 9 Votes ,3.00 Score
rdw1000 52 M
9  Articles
Catholic school girls   9/22/2020

A train hits a bus filled with Catholic girls and they all perish. They r n heaven trying 2 enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, ' Tami, have you ever had any contact with a naughty organ? ' She giggles and shyly replies, Well i once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger. ' He says okay dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through ...


1 Comments, 104 Views, 6 Votes ,4.50 Score
rm_tazmantenn 74 M
2172  Articles
Group therapy   6/3/2021

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small .

"You all have obsessions, " he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your Candy."

He turned to the second mom, Ann, and said, "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your 's name, Penny." ...


0 Comments, 97 Views, 6 Votes ,3.93 Score
Curious2014z2015 56 M
8  Articles
Pub   4/21/2020

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman all walk into a pub <br><br> Those were the days.......


0 Comments, 96 Views, 5 Votes ,4.77 Score
The Bug   8/4/2019

A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his infidelity, when suddenly the woman reached over and cut the man's penis off and tossed it out the window. <br><br> Driving behind the couple was a man and his 8-year-old . The girl was chatting away to her father when all of a sudden the penis splattered into their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then disappeared ...


3 Comments, 93 Views, 19 Votes ,5.23 Score
tom4u777 56 M
16  Articles
Two Irish Nuns   5/16/2019

Two Irish Nuns visit New York City for the first time. Walking through Times Square, they see a street vendor with a sign " DOGS". <br><br> "Look , sister, " says one of the nuns. "They eat here in America." <br><br> "We must try it, " says the other nun, "to experience what it's like to be here in America." ...


3 Comments, 89 Views, 25 Votes ,2.14 Score
Sally   1/5/2021

Little Sally arrived home from school one afternoon and told her mother that Frankie Robinson had been showing his penis while on the playground that morning. Before the mother could respond, Sally said, it reminded me of a peanut. Now with a little smirk on her face mother said you mean that it was tiny? No, remarked Sally. It was salty .


1 Comments, 82 Views, 2 Votes ,4.50 Score
rm_tazmantenn 74 M
2172  Articles
Deer Roping   6/26/2021

Deer Roping > I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall,
> feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. The
> first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured that since
> they congregated at my cattle feeder and do not seem to have much fear
> of me when we are there (a bold one will sometimes come right up and ...


0 Comments, 77 Views, 2 Votes
Three cheesy jokes that we all know and love....   6/25/2021

1) If you have sex with a person without their consent, it is called ....so if you have sex with a without her consent, is it called , or shoplifting?



2) What kind of pleasure does a Priest get? ANSWER: Nun



3) If you have sex with someone and get a disease, you are said to have an STD.....so if you jerk off to massive amounts of porn on your computer and your ...


2 Comments, 77 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
LIL' JOHNNY   6/29/2021

A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed 4-year-old Little Johnny standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.

The man thought, "Great... he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and the bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."

After everything was over, the man walked over to his and said, ...


0 Comments, 71 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
wickedcat2006 48 F
145  Articles
spelling b!!   6/19/2021

A guy was driving down the highway with his smokin' hot blonde girlfriend and she said to him, 'I think those people in the car next to us are from another country. 'Why is that?' he said. 'Well, the are writing on the window and it says, ...'stit ruoy su wohs


2 Comments, 71 Views, 5 Votes ,5.75 Score
Chinese Medicine   4/19/2019

While in China, an American man is sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there. <br><br> A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. <br><br> Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. <br><br> The doctor, never having seen anything like ...


2 Comments, 71 Views, 7 Votes ,3.80 Score
SecretxXxFantasy 29 M
1  Article
Motivation to lose weight and get fit   1/8/2020

An overweight guy signed up a special training program that guarantees he will lose all of his weight and be fit within a day As he walked in a 3 floor building the trainer told him, in order to complete your training you have to go through 3 stages of training Each floor has its own stage <br><br> The trainer takes the man to the first floor and he finds a room full of naked ...


1 Comments, 70 Views, 11 Votes ,2.61 Score
I_BRANDY 75 M
11  Articles
Larger breasts please   6/5/2019

A woman asked her Dr. about breast enhancement. She claimed that when she was younger men seemed to prefer women w/ smaller breasts, but today's man prefers larger breasts. Is there anything you can do? Why sure the Dr. replied. there are implants for that purpose. A simple surgery and you're now carrying larger breasts. NO! no surgery there must be another way, something other than ...


2 Comments, 70 Views, 10 Votes ,2.79 Score
tom4u777 56 M
16  Articles
Checking out the bar   4/23/2019

A guy is on a business trip. He sees a bar across the street from his hotel. Entering the bar, he sees a sign on the wall. It reads: Cheese sandwich $2.50; Ham sandwich $4.50; Hand Job $10. <br><br> Behind the bar are three beautiful women. He motions for one to over. <br><br> "Sweetie, " he says, "are you one of the women who gives hand jobs?" ...


3 Comments, 68 Views, 9 Votes ,2.57 Score
aLexbiss000 35 M
1  Article
Funny one 🤔😂   11/3/2020

There was a person. They were two. A short, an average and a tall. The first say to the fourth. What do you want or an apple? The next day it was raining...lol 🤷‍♂️ <br><br> [image]...


1 Comments, 66 Views, 3 Votes ,0.49 Score
More Humour   9/8/2019

A drunken Irishman is driving through the city of Dublin and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So, " says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?" "I've been to the pub, " slurs the drunk. "Well, " says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few." "I did all right, " the drunk says ...


4 Comments, 64 Views, 13 Votes ,2.98 Score
tom4u777 56 M
16  Articles
The IRS joke!   5/8/2019

Mr Johnson got a notice from the IRS he might be audited, and he should show the local IRS office next Monday morning 10. So, he called his attorney, and the two of them showed the IRS office 10, right on time. <br><br> "Mr Johnson, " the IRS agent said, we have some questions about some of your financial activities. into my office so we can discuss them." ...


1 Comments, 63 Views, 12 Votes ,3.15 Score
Sexual Relief   11/11/2019

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghanistan Desert. <br><br> During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel behind the mess tent. He asks the sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 50 men here on the post & no women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. ...


1 Comments, 62 Views, 13 Votes ,2.47 Score
tom4u777 56 M
16  Articles
Johnny and the Principal   6/3/2019

Johnny got sent to the principal's office by his teacher. <br><br> <br><br> "Johnny, " the principal asked, "what did you do this time?" <br><br> "All I did was tell Bobby that Mrs Johnson has a great ass, " Johnny replied. <br><br> The principal frowned. "Johnny, you can't say things like that about a ...


1 Comments, 60 Views, 6 Votes ,2.51 Score
;)   5/25/2019

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. <br><br> The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples ...


1 Comments, 59 Views, 15 Votes ,2.06 Score
Bump144 72 M
823  Articles
CATHOLIC HORSES????   6/24/2021

One day while he was at the track playing the ponies and all but losing his shirt, Mitch noticed a priest who stepped out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race.

Lo and behold, that - a very long shot - won the race.

Before the next race, as the horses began lining up, Mitch watched with interest the old priest step onto the ...


0 Comments, 58 Views, 3 Votes ,4.41 Score
oraldeelite 60 M
5  Articles
Xmas classic joke   12/17/2019

What is the difference between a snowman & a snow woman? ...


3 Comments, 58 Views, 16 Votes ,2.69 Score
More Humour   9/16/2019

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine . A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, ...


2 Comments, 58 Views, 15 Votes ,3.74 Score
m1_akwolf1 54 M
2  Articles
Morning Wood   6/18/2019

John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife’s side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. <br><br> Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little into he room and asked him to take this note to your beautiful mommy. The note read: ...


4 Comments, 58 Views, 8 Votes ,2.32 Score
Sunday Morning Sex   7/6/2019

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight her grandparent’s house visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.” <br><br> Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years ...


1 Comments, 57 Views, 13 Votes ,4.15 Score
rmlookn4some14 54 C
7  Articles
HAHA   11/6/2019

Truth is something that seems to elude people when describing themselves in their profiles. I find it a particularly "dark" place when confronted with having to deal with someone's lies, half-truths or misinformation. I would like to take an opportunity now to shed some "light" on the topic in this article as a form of advice. **********Be truthful********* How ...


5 Comments, 56 Views, 21 Votes ,1.64 Score
A Blonde Joke   11/18/2019

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... he finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' <br><br> The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. <br><br> In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before ...


2 Comments, 55 Views, 7 Votes ,4.06 Score
rm_HARDhandle74 49 M
0  Articles
little boy caught pulling   6/19/2021

One day a little boy was in the bathroom beating off when his dad walked into the bathroom and caught him. The dad told his ", I told you if you keep doing that you are going to go blind". the little boy replied, "DAD I am over here"!


0 Comments, 53 Views, 16 Votes ,4.89 Score
TravelingMan524 71 M
17  Articles
The difference between a wife & a girlfriend   2/1/2020

Q: What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend ? <br><br> A: About 40 lbs <br><br> Second A:Girlfriend takes part of your ....If you divorce , wife takes it all


1 Comments, 53 Views, 10 Votes ,1.00 Score
A Joke   11/12/2019

My mate broke his leg so I went see him at home. “How are you mate?” “Yeah I’m okay. But do me a favour mate. Go fetch my slippers from upstairs. My feet are freezing.” I went upstairs and found his gorgeous 19 year old daughters lying naked on the bed. I said “Your dad’s sent up here have sex with both of you. They respond “Get away with ya... Prove it.” I shouted ...


1 Comments, 53 Views, 9 Votes ,3.00 Score
More Humour   9/2/2019

Dave woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his old lady put some coffee in front of him. “Louise, ” he moaned, “tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?” “Even worse, ” she said, her ...


3 Comments, 53 Views, 10 Votes ,4.98 Score
Not coming back   1/29/2021

She told me that we couldn;t afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit. Then I caught her spending $65. on her makeup. And I asked her how I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make up to look pretty for me. I told her that was what the beer was for. I don't think she is coming back.


1 Comments, 52 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
RobDavenport 61 M
8  Articles
Doctor's wife   10/27/2019

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument over breakfast one morning. <br><br> As things got heated, the doctor shouted at his wife, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” and then he stormed out of the room and went to wor <br><br> A couple of hours later he was feeling guilty about what he’d said so he decided call his wife apologize. <br><br> ...


1 Comments, 52 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
More Humour   8/26/2019

One the first teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her . She came to the part of the story where the first was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...and so the went up to the man with the wheel barrow full of straw and said, "Pardon sir, but may I have some of straw to build my house?" The teacher paused then asked the ...


3 Comments, 52 Views, 11 Votes ,3.73 Score
Rocker5319 61 M
1  Article
upset blonde   1/24/2020

sat next a blonde at the bar, she was sobbing , i ask why she was sobbing she said she had 3 sister but her brother had 4!


4 Comments, 51 Views, 10 Votes ,1.19 Score
tom4u777 56 M
16  Articles
More Puns   5/11/2019

1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.' <br><br> 2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!' <br><br> 3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it ...


1 Comments, 51 Views, 21 Votes ,2.51 Score
Humour   8/10/2019

3 Irishmen in a bar. Murphy says "My local's better than this. In my local, you 2 drinks and the 3rd's free" Mick says, "Well in my local you 1 drink you get the 2nd free" Paddy says, "That's nothin'. In my local you the 1st drink, then the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th & 7th are free. Then you go to the back and get a shag. "WOW, " says the ...


3 Comments, 50 Views, 12 Votes ,4.57 Score
Impossible to Put a Worm into Its Hole   8/8/2019

After a good summer rain, young Johnny was playing in his grandparent's yard and noticed the worms had come out. He was trying to push the worm back into its wormhole. His grandfather saw this effort and told him that putting the worm back into the hle is impossible. <br><br> Johnny bet his grandfather that he could do it for ten dollars. His grandfather laughed and took the ...


1 Comments, 50 Views, 9 Votes ,1.50 Score
BWE55 55 M
21  Articles
Dogs at the Vets   6/22/2021

Two dogs at the vets. 1st says to the other dog 'What you here for?' 2nd says 'I keep rubbing myself up my owners leg so he's having my balls cut off'. 'Ooch' says the first dog. 2nd says 'What you here for then?'. 1st says 'Look at my owner she's beautiful, perfect beasts, a tight arse, abosolutely fabulous. Well she was bending over cleaning the oven ...


1 Comments, 49 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score
Daddys_Girl209 51 C
54  Articles
What kinksters say and what vanillas hear   5/31/2019

What kinksters say: "Are you kinky?" What vanillas hear: "Do you like anal?" <br><br> What kinksters say: "I polyamorous" What vanillas hear: "I just haven't met the right person yet." <br><br> What kinksters say: "I am bi-sexual" What vanillas hear: "I am gay, I just don't want to admit it" ...


3 Comments, 48 Views, 15 Votes ,1.91 Score
Timbuktu   1/1/2020

The National Poetry Contest had come down semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given a word, then allowed minutes study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was Timbuktu. First recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped the microphone and said: <br><br> Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a ...


1 Comments, 47 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
a joke   10/8/2019

A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. "Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He'll be so pissed if it's not ready on time." When she got home, she discovered all she had in the fridge was a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg - and a can of cat food. With no time to go to the ...


1 Comments, 47 Views, 8 Votes ,3.25 Score
A coincidence   7/10/2019

A chicken farmer went the local bar. He sat next a woman and ordered champagne. <br><br> The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne". <br><br> "What a coincidence ", said the farmer, who added, "It is a special for . I am celebrating...." <br><br> "It is a special for , too, I am ...


1 Comments, 47 Views, 11 Votes ,3.73 Score
whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
A Blonde Husband   5/3/2019

women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, getting a boob job." <br><br> The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, thinking of having my asshole bleached!" <br><br> To which the first replies, "Whoa, I just can't picture your husband as a ...


1 Comments, 47 Views, 11 Votes ,2.61 Score
Little Johnny Returns   11/25/2019

The teacher asked the class to use the ‘fascinate’ in a sentence. <br><br> Molly put up her hand and said “My family went to granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.” <br><br> The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’, not “fascinating” <br><br> Sally raised her hand. She said, ...


1 Comments, 46 Views, 11 Votes ,3.92 Score
More Humour   8/17/2019

A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes to darts, " she said. The agreed to have a bath the following Monday. After her husband had gone to the ...


0 Comments, 45 Views, 13 Votes ,2.64 Score
tallcool2013 48 M
21  Articles
joke toke   1/13/2020

two rabies walk into a bar


1 Comments, 44 Views, 8 Votes ,1.86 Score
little girls.......   2/23/2020

why do little girls their eyes in the morning? <br><br> because they dont have balls to scratch


3 Comments, 43 Views, 11 Votes ,4.10 Score
Royston912 44 M
3  Articles
Penis size   2/9/2020

You know someone once asked how big I was. I replied well I'm only 2"s............ Off the floor


1 Comments, 43 Views, 5 Votes ,1.51 Score
NRDay 26 M
7  Articles
Knock knock   5/27/2019

Who’s there?


4 Comments, 43 Views, 14 Votes ,0.58 Score
tom4u777 56 M
16  Articles
Puns   5/11/2019

1.The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. <br><br> 2.I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian . <br><br> 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. <br><br> 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, ...


2 Comments, 43 Views, 15 Votes ,3.13 Score
whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
Back from Iraq   5/3/2019

A buddy of mine got back from Iraq, third tour as a marine. They really do use camels as the main means of transportation. They have to take a camel driving test, they give on mon., wed. and fri. They have sex education on tues, and thurs. <br><br> <br><br> I ask him why and he said they don't want to wear the camel out!!!


3 Comments, 43 Views, 14 Votes ,2.98 Score
Senior Briefing   9/27/2019

On the first day at the new seniors complex, the manager addressed all the new seniors pointing out some of the rules: <br><br> "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." <br><br> He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this ...


3 Comments, 42 Views, 8 Votes ,2.55 Score
lookingfor14fux 53 M
6  Articles
the big one   7/16/2019

How many guys does it take fill a woman...……..


2 Comments, 42 Views, 12 Votes ,0.50 Score
wickedcat2006 48 F
145  Articles
oh ms Jamaica   6/28/2019

A ’s most important Organ supposedly as described by some of the most beautiful women of the world at the Miss Universe Contest. <br><br> INDIA <br><br> Question: Ms India, how do you describe a Organ in your country? <br><br> Ms India: Well, I can say that Organs in India are like labourers. <br><br> Question: How can you say so? ...


2 Comments, 42 Views, 10 Votes ,2.79 Score
live4fun2018 52 M
3  Articles
2 guys and their dogs   10/6/2019

2 guys are out walking their dogs thru the city. They get and the first guy suggests they stop at a restaurant to get a bite to eat. The second guy says, "We have our dogs, they won't let us in". First guy says "no problem, just follow my lead". They walk up to the restaurant and ask for a table. Hostess says "Sorry, we don't allow dogs". First guy ...


2 Comments, 41 Views, 7 Votes ,1.51 Score
Curious2014z2015 56 M
8  Articles
Hilarious   12/7/2019

I asked the wife why she married me. She said "It's 'cos you are so funny". I said, "Oh, I thought it was 'cos I was great in bed". "See" she replied, "You're fuckin hilarious"......


3 Comments, 40 Views, 22 Votes ,3.49 Score
more humour   10/25/2019

An old man is walking in Amsterdam and passes a standing at her door. She asks him: "Granddad, why don't we give it a try?” "No girl, that is no longer possible for me” he replies. Says the : "Come on, what have we got to lose, we can give it a try!?” They both go inside. They undress and then he acts like a young man and performs 5 times in a row. "Oh my ...


1 Comments, 40 Views, 6 Votes ,4.22 Score
More Humour   9/29/2019

A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $, 000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”. ‘About 32, ’ is the reply.’ ‘Nope! I’m exactly 50, ’ the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into ...


1 Comments, 40 Views, 12 Votes ,4.21 Score
More Humour   8/17/2019

An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?' George replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes ...


1 Comments, 39 Views, 11 Votes ,2.61 Score
I_BRANDY 75 M
11  Articles
little Sally   5/1/2019

Little sally came home from school and told her mother Frankie Robinson was showing his penis while on the playground. Mother tried to respond but before she could little Sally said, it reminded of a peanut. Mother said, you mean it was tiny? No said little Sally, it was salty


0 Comments, 39 Views, 12 Votes ,2.62 Score
how many times do you tickle an octopus   12/21/2020

10 tickles


1 Comments, 38 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
COguy81416 46 M
7  Articles
points   2/4/2020

whats the hardest thing on this site? getting


5 Comments, 38 Views, 11 Votes ,0.92 Score
More Humour   9/28/2019

After two weeks on a desert island with only each other for company, Bob and Geoff are getting horny. "Look, " says Bob, "Neither of us are gay, but if you pretend to be a women for me, when I'm done, I'll pretend to be a woman for you." Geoff reluctantly agrees and suffers minutes of painful humiliation as Bob fucks him up the arse. When it's over, Geoff asks Bob ...


1 Comments, 38 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
oraldeelite 60 M
5  Articles
classic oldie   1/7/2020

Aunt Molly went to her local grocer to buy her favorite summer sausage to serve at the holidays. She served it as usual but her guests complained that it just wasn't very good. The next week back at the shop she asked the butcher what's with the sausage , it just wasn't as good as it had always been. He told her " at this time it was hard to make both ends meat !


1 Comments, 37 Views, 10 Votes ,2.59 Score
hambone52442 29 M
1  Article
jimmy and his cat   1/17/2020

At School, the teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?” Jimmy replied crying, “Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, ‘I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!’”


1 Comments, 36 Views, 13 Votes ,3.48 Score
Curious2014z2015 56 M
8  Articles
Threesome   9/9/2019

Having just passed my 50th birthday, I met an older woman in a bar the other night. She was in her late 60s, but in very good shape for her age. We got talking and flirting and she asked if I'd like to go back to hers for a "sportsman's double". "What's that ?" I said. "It's a mother and threesome". Imagining a gorgeous lady about my age, I ...


2 Comments, 36 Views, 7 Votes ,2.02 Score
CTAfternoonFun 56 M
5  Articles
The biggest Vagina   9/7/2019

Three women are sitting at a bar arguing over who has the biggest vagina. <br><br> “The first girl says, ‘My boyfriend can fit a whole fist up there.’ The second girl says, ‘Ha, my boyfriend can fit two fists and a foot.’ The third girl just smiles as she slides down the bar stool.”


2 Comments, 36 Views, 14 Votes ,1.70 Score
1hornycouple4you 69 C
1  Article
girl scouts   1/24/2020

What is the difference between a girl scout and a pigmy? <br><br> A pigmy is a cunning little runt. A girl scout is a running little ?


2 Comments, 35 Views, 12 Votes ,2.62 Score
pussyeater10988 45 M
3  Articles
snail buys a car   12/22/2019

So a snail is at a car dealership looking to by a car and the dealer shows him several models before the snail sees nice used BMW he likes. Of course the snail barter over price and the snail finally saids, "Ok I will buy the car, but on one condition, you need to paint and 'S' on the doors." Dealer asks, "why do you want me to paint an "S" on the door?' Snail ...


1 Comments, 35 Views, 12 Votes ,4.04 Score
cave man pussy   1/15/2020

why did cave men drag their women around by their hair? <br><br> they learned the hard what that if they dragged them by their feet that the pussy would fill up with dirt


1 Comments, 34 Views, 13 Votes ,2.47 Score
69davidren 54 M
7  Articles
Hair   11/1/2019

A realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. <br><br> Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” …. the smiled. <br><br> At dinner, she told her sister, “ monkey has grown hair.” Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, ...


1 Comments, 34 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
More Humour   10/1/2019

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, ‘Top o’ the mornin’ To ye! Aren’t ye Mrs. Donovan And didn’t I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago?’ She replied, ‘Aye, that ye did, Father.’ The Father asked, ‘And be there Any wee little ones yet?’ She replied, ‘No, not yet, Father.’ The Father said, ...


1 Comments, 34 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
gigelo2007 35 M
7  Articles
A boy   9/6/2019

A little boy and his friends are being called bastards and bitches by bullies at school. The boy goes home and asks, "Dad, what are bastards and bitches?" And his dad replies, "Bitches are ladies and bastards are gentlemen." Then the boy goes upstairs to see his mom. As he enters the room, he accidentally drops a perfume bottle, and his mom says, "Shit!" "Mom, ...


1 Comments, 34 Views, 5 Votes ,3.80 Score
rm_josephsid 59 M
1  Article
Moral of the story   6/29/2021

On the farm lived a chicken and a , both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only ...


0 Comments, 33 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
AngloSwiss_CH 72 M
2  Articles
Toilet humour   10/4/2019

Three ladies of a certain age are discussing problems associated with ageing. “60 is far the worst age”, says the first. “You feel like you’re always needing to , but in fact there’s nothing there”. <br><br> “That’s nothing”, says the second, “when you’re 70, your digestive system packs up. You take plenty of laxatives, eat loads of fibre, and spend all day ...


1 Comments, 32 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
celebration   6/20/2020

I walked into a bar and told the bartender "give ne 5 shots of whiskey". He lined them up, poured them, and i drank them. He asked me "Celebrating?" I replied "kind of. First blow job." He smiled "Congratulations. Let me buy you a beer." I told him "If 5 shots of whiskey couldnt get the taste out of my mouth, i dont think a beer is going to ...


1 Comments, 31 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
Pleasure_KingXXX 43 M
5  Articles
Funny   1/15/2020

A man and a woman started have in the middle of a dark forest. After about minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, " too, you've been eating grass for the past minutes!"


2 Comments, 31 Views, 13 Votes ,2.30 Score
More Humour   9/16/2019

A fledgling journalist has been sent out to an interview an elderly lady for the local rag, she has just turned 104 and still lives at home. The journo scribbles down the old lady's life story in shorthand; schooldays, war , loves, marriage, widowhood. Then he arrived at the crucial question. Journo: "Well then Edna, the $64, 000 dollar question! All our readers will want to know the ...


1 Comments, 31 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
rm_tazmantenn 74 M
2172  Articles
Political Blunders from past years   6/3/2021

HILARIOUS AL GORE QUOTES AND BLUNDERS

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Democrat."

-- Vice President Al Gore



-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

-- Vice President Al Gore



...


1 Comments, 30 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
A Joke   9/20/2019

Justin Trudeau was reportedly very excited to be asked to address a conference on racism. <br><br> Apparently he's totally made up


2 Comments, 29 Views, 12 Votes ,1.56 Score
JoeinCortland2 48 M
1  Article
So there I was   5/3/2019

So, there I was..... Balls deep; and my sister stops, turns and says "Wow, you know what? You are as big as Dad!" I was surprised, and replied "You know, that's the same thing Mom said."


2 Comments, 29 Views, 13 Votes ,3.14 Score
DocManther 56 M
4  Articles
What's the difference between a rock and a dead ?   5/1/2020

You can't fuck a rock, !


1 Comments, 28 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
Physics   4/7/2020

A neutron walks into a bar and asks. How much for a beer? The bartender says...for you, no charge.


3 Comments, 28 Views, 7 Votes ,4.82 Score
AngloSwiss_CH 72 M
2  Articles
Politics   10/5/2019

A boy asks his father: - Dad, I have to give a presentation at school, can I ask you some questions? - Yes of course, come on, what do you want to know? - What are politics? The father reflects for a moment and then starts: - Well then, let’s take our home as an example. I am an employee, so I earn money, so let's call me "capitalism". Your mother is the administrator of the ...


1 Comments, 28 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
muff diving   7/27/2019

whats going to court and muff diving got in common...1 slip of the tongue and your in the shit


4 Comments, 28 Views, 18 Votes ,3.81 Score
sissy_seeks_ownr 42 M
5  Articles
this is a joke   11/21/2019

a man walks upto another and says i want your ciggy, he hands him his ciggy and walks away.


1 Comments, 27 Views, 12 Votes ,0.15 Score
Secretbff2018 50 M
5  Articles
Dentist issues   8/5/2019

An old woman walked into a dentist’s office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, ”I think you have the wrong room.” <br><br> ”You put in my husband’s teeth last week, ” she replied. “Now you have to remove them.”


4 Comments, 27 Views, 11 Votes ,3.54 Score
cozzycouple 65 C
105  Articles
Addiction   4/19/2020

I used to be addicted to the HOKEY POKEY..............but I turned myself around.


2 Comments, 26 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
nautical3 61 M
6  Articles
these days ;)   1/21/2020

1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." 1: "As if." 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." 1: "I don't have a sister." 2: "You will in about nine months."


1 Comments, 26 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
buddy98111111 54 M
10  Articles
sex   9/21/2019

hell yes very


4 Comments, 26 Views, 15 Votes ,0.53 Score
Clownin   9/21/2019

Knock knock......who is it... knock harder.... who is it... sorry didnt know I was knocking... my dick was on hard


1 Comments, 26 Views, 14 Votes ,1.06 Score
Cumtakesum 53 M
0  Articles
Mom 3some   9/13/2019

A guy is in a bar talking to a beautiful 60yr old woman things get heated up and she whispers in his ear "have you ever had a mom and 3some" the guy is thinking if she looks this good at 60 her must be amazing. So he goes home with her and as they head upstairs the woman yells " mom take off your depends and clean yourself up I brought us home a live one"


1 Comments, 26 Views, 11 Votes ,1.86 Score
Knock Knock   5/12/2019

What up, <br><br> My cock. <br><br> 8========D~~ (. )( .)


2 Comments, 26 Views, 17 Votes ,0.44 Score
Sex Life After Marriage   5/3/2019

It’s true when they say your sex life changes after you get married, because now you are sleeping with a relative!!!


0 Comments, 26 Views, 13 Votes ,1.80 Score
BuckNaked3030 44 M
1  Article
Husband bring home flowers.   2/9/2020

A husband coming home with a dozen roses for his wife. She says "I guess I you want me to open my legs now." He replies "Don't you have a vase?"


2 Comments, 25 Views, 5 Votes ,2.82 Score
Monday blues   9/20/2019

Blue blues


2 Comments, 25 Views, 19 Votes ,2.07 Score
joke   5/17/2019

whats white and red and black all over...whatever you want it to be


1 Comments, 25 Views, 15 Votes
solice_fred 67 M
3  Articles
Standard member   12/5/2019

magazine article


3 Comments, 24 Views, 12 Votes ,2.09 Score
Penis   11/5/2019

What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick? <br><br> The man.


1 Comments, 24 Views, 17 Votes ,1.43 Score
And the hits keep rolling on   10/24/2019

The wife came up me yesterday asking for some for some new shoes.Of course, i said no and, she went off in a right huff.Last night, feeling somewhat randy, i cuddled up her in bed.She said, "You can get stuffed.If you cant shoe the , you sure arent fucking riding it"


3 Comments, 24 Views, 10 Votes ,2.99 Score
Humour   8/10/2019

My german girlfriend likes to my sexual performances on a scale of 1-. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done....


2 Comments, 24 Views, 5 Votes ,4.45 Score
nhtoma603617 31 M
6  Articles
What’s harder   12/29/2019

Lol so what’s harder to get points or pussy 😂😂😂🤦🏿‍♂️


2 Comments, 23 Views, 13 Votes ,3.98 Score
dicappstally 31 M
5  Articles
Old but still good   11/18/2019

Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"


2 Comments, 23 Views, 11 Votes ,3.92 Score
What in the difference-   9/2/2019

Between a lollipop and a sucker?


2 Comments, 23 Views, 3 Votes ,0.49 Score
More Humour   8/27/2019

A is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her walks in. “, where do babies come from?” The thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The looks puzzled so the continues, “ means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. ’s how you get a ...


1 Comments, 23 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
its_only_me_here 52 M
1  Article
A Funny   7/20/2019

Hope you enjoy this one. I think it's good...


1 Comments, 23 Views, 5 Votes ,2.82 Score
Shrewdy2 60 M
6  Articles
No need to swear!   1/27/2020

What do we want? A cure for Tourette's, When do we want it? 'C**T'!!


1 Comments, 22 Views, 11 Votes ,3.35 Score
Curious2014z2015 56 M
8  Articles
Strange Day   9/27/2019

I've had a weird day today First I found a hat full of coins Then I got chased down the road by a bloke with a guitar.....


1 Comments, 22 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
JackMcGak 40 M
2  Articles
Classic mistake   8/5/2019

A guy walks into his home with chicken under his arm. His wife is standing there. <br><br> Man says “Well this is the pig I’m fucking.” Wife says “Honey, that’s not a pig under your arm. It’s a chicken.” Man says “I wasn’t talking to you.”


4 Comments, 22 Views, 12 Votes ,3.51 Score
Physics   4/7/2020

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer the bartender says for you....no charge.


1 Comments, 21 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
How do you know when your best best friend is vegan?   10/10/2019

Don't worry he will tell you.


3 Comments, 21 Views, 9 Votes ,2.57 Score
Really?   7/30/2019

The shit people do for points...lol


4 Comments, 21 Views, 13 Votes ,2.81 Score
bigmask4u7 29 M
6  Articles
Guess what?   7/24/2019

The IM change is the site's worth joke.


4 Comments, 21 Views, 13 Votes ,5.16 Score
kickCGandDG521 38 C
6  Articles
What happend to the jokes?   6/6/2019

Jokes used to be amazing but seems like in our day of tech and social media it has died.


3 Comments, 21 Views, 12 Votes ,2.80 Score
tom4u777 56 M
16  Articles
Sight?   4/24/2019

"I see", said the blind carpenter, as he picked his hammer and saw.


1 Comments, 21 Views, 6 Votes ,1.94 Score
naughtydeepcock8 35 M
6  Articles
This site, does it count as a joke?   12/21/2019

they keep increasing points left and right making it nearly impossible . other options is and they and $240/year ! lol GTFO !!


1 Comments, 19 Views, 13 Votes ,3.81 Score
mryounghung25 33 M
3  Articles
Thomas Edison   9/16/2019

Thomas Edison was probably the first guy to fuck a girl with the lights on.


2 Comments, 19 Views, 16 Votes ,1.95 Score
More Humour   9/16/2019

The wife was bent over looking at something and it was to good an opportunity to miss. I pulled her knickers to one side and did what nature intended. Apparently we are banned from Walmart now .


1 Comments, 19 Views, 8 Votes ,3.48 Score
live4fun2018 52 M
3  Articles
Hotel porn   9/10/2019

A family walks into a hotel and he father goes to the front desk to get a room. He says "I hope the porn is disabled". The guy at the desk says "We just show regular porn you sick fuck".


2 Comments, 19 Views, 12 Votes ,2.62 Score
Is the Earth really round ?????   9/9/2019

NASA lied us !!


2 Comments, 19 Views, 10 Votes
pjfriendly082 42 M
3  Articles
When its an appropriate time to Joke about...   9/8/2019

When have you been able to joke about things with your partner. Some of the short-cummins or long cummings etc. with your partner? Have you been able to hold your tongue until there was open air where you could share and accept your partners critiques? Have you been with other couples where you enjoyed things but maybe said something a bit too much? Then had to walk it back.


1 Comments, 19 Views, 8 Votes ,0.70 Score
MrRicheeRich 59 M
5  Articles
funny guy   8/30/2019

I have been writing volumes of jokes my entire life, now at the age of 61 I've been sifting through my writings, im a funny guy.


2 Comments, 19 Views, 6 Votes ,1.37 Score
More Humour   8/24/2019

I came home from the pub last night and the wife said to me "What time do you call this"? 56 years of age and still cant tell the time ....


1 Comments, 19 Views, 8 Votes ,2.78 Score
What did the penis say to the vagina?   6/6/2019

Cover , going in!


2 Comments, 19 Views, 11 Votes ,1.67 Score
RLRlick 63 M
21  Articles
people in a bar / Club   3/24/2020

in a club / bar / on this site ... ALL people.... LGBT ++ . Straight . BI. ... Single / married are like shots of alcohol .. <br><br> . Everyone is looking for the best ... { LICKER } Liqueur . >>! happym; happyf;


2 Comments, 18 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
TravelingMan524 71 M
17  Articles
Tooth Brush   2/1/2020

How do we know the tooth brush was invented by a Hillbilly ? <br><br> . Because if anyone else had invented it ....it would be a teeth brush


1 Comments, 18 Views, 11 Votes ,1.30 Score
A Joke   1/2/2020

I was accused of getting some on the side. I said it has been so long since I had any. I didn't know they had moved it.


2 Comments, 18 Views, 8 Votes ,2.09 Score
BBC4fun946 39 M
6  Articles
Joke   11/3/2019

Hello HotMatch.com, ever had that one person you just wanted walk up and say hey I would love fuck You? Yea ...


1 Comments, 18 Views, 5 Votes ,0.86 Score
ponts   7/29/2019

points points points points points points points points points points.


4 Comments, 18 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
Kittyplzzr 43 M
5  Articles
Testicles   5/2/2019

An American woman is in the produce department the local supermarket searching for the best looking russet potatoes she can find to bake in the oven for supper night. She comes across a potato so large, she has to use both hands to pick it . Just then a Middle Eastern woman sees it and says; "Oh my, potato reminds of my husband's testicles!" "Are his testicles this ...


1 Comments, 18 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
Curious2014z2015 56 M
8  Articles
Storm Dennis   2/16/2020

I wouldn't say it's windy today but my wheelie bin has been sent for a speed awareness course on Tuesday


2 Comments, 17 Views, 4 Votes ,4.41 Score
Priest   10/27/2019

What’s the difference between a catholic priest and a zit? <br><br> A zit will wait you’re before it comes on your .


1 Comments, 17 Views, 9 Votes ,1.07 Score
letsgetnaked614 48 M
2  Articles
Tuesday fun   8/13/2019

I imagine the day you OD on viagra is the hardest day of your life!!!! ha!


1 Comments, 17 Views, 11 Votes ,2.23 Score
bigmask4u7 29 M
6  Articles
Pointy points?   7/21/2019

Pointy points! <br><br> That's the joke cause I need em


2 Comments, 17 Views, 11 Votes ,1.48 Score
Rockhardforyou42 44 M
4  Articles
How to get the most points.   7/14/2019

Just curious if there is a better way get points when you need them?


3 Comments, 17 Views, 12 Votes ,3.51 Score
coxsic66 47 M
1  Article
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm   1/20/2020

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmxxxxxxxxxxx


2 Comments, 16 Views, 8 Votes ,0.47 Score
plano_eli 35 M
7  Articles
Squirting in self defense   1/11/2020

can squirting be taught as self defense


3 Comments, 16 Views, 6 Votes ,3.93 Score
I have a joke   11/9/2019

Wanna hear a dirty joke?


1 Comments, 16 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
DaveSmith2401 28 M
2  Articles
Hi how is everyone doing   10/7/2019

So there a nun and a blind man. The nun gose to her room and gets in the shower then hears a knock at the door says who is it the. Man replied the blind man she says okay if your blind come in so he dose and says nice tits now we're do you want your blinds


2 Comments, 16 Views, 7 Votes ,1.00 Score
DeepThrusting402 35 M
6  Articles
Flakes and Points   5/30/2019

Rule #87 watch out for flakes <br><br> I swear this site keeps taking points away eliminating chances to start conversations. This site is 100% built to trick you into buying points...no thanks.


3 Comments, 16 Views, 11 Votes ,2.23 Score
lookg4fun4all 64 M
8  Articles
Doctor visit   1/4/2020

Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient, I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating. The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.


1 Comments, 15 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
lookg4fun4all 64 M
8  Articles
Jelly and Jam   12/31/2019

What is difference between jelly and jam? <br><br> Answer: You cant jelly a cock down someone's throat.


2 Comments, 15 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
whisky_69 53 T
4  Articles
limrick   9/30/2019

there was a man from bombay who made a cunt out of clay he put in his prick it hardened like a brick and tore his forskin away


1 Comments, 15 Views, 7 Votes ,0.49 Score
Rbcalifun1 43 M
2  Articles
Joke   7/24/2019

Why did yrmthe


1 Comments, 15 Views, 11 Votes ,1.48 Score
Clodiusthefirst 77 M
23  Articles
Man from Kent   7/20/2019

There was a young man from Kent, <br><br> 's tool was decidedly bent, <br><br> To save himself trouble, <br><br> He put it in double, <br><br> Instead of coming he went!!...


1 Comments, 15 Views, 9 Votes ,1.93 Score
Dad Jokes Anyone?   7/19/2019

Today, my asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.


1 Comments, 15 Views, 9 Votes ,3.85 Score
TantricLove27 36 M
1  Article
Just for points   11/21/2021

👍


1 Comments, 14 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
DocManther 56 M
4  Articles
O.J. Simpson   8/26/2020

I heard OJ is going to take another stab at marriage!


1 Comments, 14 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
Funchat805 33 M
6  Articles
This site   1/19/2020

That’s the joke <br><br> Posting for


1 Comments, 14 Views, 9 Votes ,2.78 Score
Ass Joke   1/8/2020

If someone puts a cock up your ass and you don't feel it, did it happen.


1 Comments, 14 Views, 8 Votes ,2.32 Score
lookg4fun4all 64 M
8  Articles
Two gay guys   1/5/2020

TWo gay guys walking past a funeral home. One guy asks the the other guy .....want to go in for a cold one?


1 Comments, 14 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
Johnnybuck24 50 M
3  Articles
old testament   11/4/2019

How does Moses make tea? He brews.


2 Comments, 14 Views, 9 Votes ,2.14 Score
foundmature121 42 M
10  Articles
whores   10/19/2019

some woman here are really whores they ask for all this from you and want to be the biggest in here its just pussy thats all to men


1 Comments, 14 Views, 7 Votes ,0.24 Score
more humour   8/24/2019

In a recent survey 100 women were asked what shower soap they preferred . 99 percent of the women replied "Get out of the shower you pervert"


1 Comments, 14 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
shootitome2 73 M
20  Articles
joke #1   8/14/2019

<br><br> ?


2 Comments, 14 Views, 6 Votes ,4.22 Score
jrusso5 56 M
6  Articles
Sign seen last December   8/5/2019

Saw this road-side sign last December... <br><br> [image]...


1 Comments, 14 Views, 6 Votes ,3.08 Score
Jakebrixx 24 M
1  Article
points   7/23/2019

so little points so little time...


2 Comments, 14 Views, 10 Votes ,3.19 Score
This Damn Sites IM   5/26/2019

can never messsage someone straight up


1 Comments, 14 Views, 11 Votes ,1.86 Score
Iwannacthat 56 M
7  Articles
First video   1/7/2020

I watched my first porno the other night....damn I was young back thrn!


0 Comments, 13 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
johncumswu 49 M
5  Articles
Knock Knock   6/16/2019

Whos there


2 Comments, 13 Views, 6 Votes ,0.80 Score
Ellsfun4311 38 M
7  Articles
Points   1/16/2020

Yup, just one of those I need points posts


1 Comments, 12 Views, 8 Votes ,4.41 Score
lookg4fun4all 64 M
8  Articles
Doctor visit   1/4/2020

Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient, I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating. The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.


1 Comments, 12 Views, 6 Votes ,0.23 Score
RobDavenport 61 M
8  Articles
Threesome   10/27/2019

My girlfriend asked me if I could have a threesome, which of her friends I would choose. Apparently, I was only supposed to name one, not two.


1 Comments, 12 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
points   10/16/2019

we all need points so bad this new IM what a joke


3 Comments, 12 Views, 7 Votes ,3.30 Score
ChrisMcd1993 30 M
2  Articles
What black women like?   8/7/2019

Do bigger black women enjoy the tall, white, and skinny boys or do they just chase after anything that will give them the sex which they seek?


1 Comments, 12 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
whitecivic2000 41 M
3  Articles
Why do women like big cock.   8/2/2019

So they can ride it all night LOL!


1 Comments, 12 Views, 7 Votes ,1.77 Score
Advice   7/29/2019

If it feels like more than 2 fingers. Its probably a dick. You are welcome


1 Comments, 12 Views, 7 Votes ,3.04 Score
snowmen   7/29/2019

Why wouldnt the snowwoman go with the snowman? Because he didnt have any snowballs...har har har, im off drive a car...ooh this should be in the poetry section as well! points points points


1 Comments, 12 Views, 9 Votes ,3.43 Score
fullmontyjon 37 M
5  Articles
Lol   7/25/2019

This site is a joke


2 Comments, 12 Views, 8 Votes ,3.25 Score
johncumswu 49 M
5  Articles
Friday   6/16/2019

Dam smokey its Friday and you aint got no job


1 Comments, 12 Views, 6 Votes ,0.52 Score
DiscreetNYC90 33 M
7  Articles
This IM System   6/7/2019

That is it.


1 Comments, 12 Views, 7 Votes ,1.51 Score
test jokers   1/22/2020

point rewards test


2 Comments, 11 Views, 8 Votes ,2.55 Score
Mono or stereo?   1/6/2020

For earsex? You like both ears? Or just they should change hetero and homo to monosexual and stereosexual, but audiosex it would pertain better, thanks!


1 Comments, 11 Views, 7 Votes ,0.75 Score
what do you call a zebra with no legs   1/4/2020

a Savannah sandwich.


1 Comments, 11 Views, 8 Votes ,0.93 Score
how many fucks can a wood chuck fuck?   1/4/2020

about 1 or 2 id guess.


3 Comments, 11 Views, 6 Votes ,1.66 Score
Pleasure_KingXXX 43 M
5  Articles
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?   11/28/2019

Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.


2 Comments, 11 Views, 6 Votes ,3.37 Score
Knock knock   11/12/2019

Knock Knock 's there? Orange Orange ? Orange you going let Me in so I can Eat you ?!l


1 Comments, 11 Views, 7 Votes ,1.77 Score
Best pick up line?   10/25/2019

Comment your best pickup line?


3 Comments, 11 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
points   9/24/2019

points points points points points points.


2 Comments, 11 Views, 7 Votes ,1.77 Score
jrusso5 56 M
6  Articles
Red Dildo?   8/5/2019

Too funny... <br><br> [image]...


1 Comments, 11 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
izwatitis2 64 M
1  Article
sometimes a joke is just a joke   7/30/2019

i ran across this joke on here which to me was very genius! <br><br> the joke is a member posted an article, and i paraphrase; there is no article, i just needed the points. <br><br> thanks for understanding! <br><br> also, sometimes a joke is just a joke if first clarified. i once joked on a bet where the wager was sex. i don't thing she found the humor ...


1 Comments, 11 Views, 7 Votes ,1.77 Score
TravelingMan_90 33 M
5  Articles
4 the points   1/5/2020

Need the points


1 Comments, 10 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
Bryser83 37 M
7  Articles
Jokes get chicks   12/27/2019

All girls love a funny guy so starting joking and get screwing


1 Comments, 10 Views, 8 Votes ,3.71 Score
Cl17licker 38 M
5  Articles
Knock knock   11/30/2019

Points


4 Comments, 10 Views, 5 Votes ,2.82 Score
Dinosaur   10/27/2019

What do you a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br> Lick-a-lot-o-puss


1 Comments, 10 Views, 8 Votes ,3.48 Score
Yoyo2more 44 M
9  Articles
Knock   10/16/2019

Knock knock <br><br> Who's there <br><br> Justin <br><br> Justin Who <br><br> Justin in time to get some points.


3 Comments, 10 Views, 5 Votes ,1.51 Score
terrible joke . . .   10/8/2019

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity... It's impossible to put down!


1 Comments, 10 Views, 8 Votes ,1.86 Score
watchesyou614 48 M
2  Articles
another funny   9/30/2019

what do dyslexic zombies eat? <br><br> <br><br> BRAINS <br><br> <br><br> ha!!!


1 Comments, 10 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
points   9/16/2019

points points points points points points.


2 Comments, 10 Views, 6 Votes ,1.37 Score
Chicken Licken   8/9/2019

Why did the chicken cross the playground...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... To get to the other slide.


1 Comments, 10 Views, 5 Votes ,3.47 Score
Trapper69 66 G
28  Articles
The biggest joke   8/8/2019

The biggest joke is how so many people bitch and complain about points, the IM, and this website. Most are non members......but they stay here rather than move on. Maybe they just love to complain about everything?


1 Comments, 10 Views, 7 Votes ,2.02 Score
Dad Jokes Pt. 2   8/6/2019

If a refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?


1 Comments, 10 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
IM   8/5/2019

HotMatch.com IM is a bit of a joke most of the time.....


1 Comments, 10 Views, 6 Votes ,3.65 Score
points   7/2/2019

need more points all of the points.


1 Comments, 10 Views, 8 Votes ,3.48 Score
Wayneb51841 42 M
5  Articles
Joking   1/23/2020

Jokes for points


1 Comments, 9 Views, 6 Votes ,3.08 Score
69kittylicr 56 M
6  Articles
Knock Knock ... Whos There?   12/15/2019

Points.. Points who.. I need points!


1 Comments, 9 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
Jormungandr08 33 M
1  Article
Points   12/10/2019

I could use a few.


1 Comments, 9 Views, 7 Votes ,1.00 Score
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger   12/4/2019

Then it hit me


2 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
gso1987bbc 32 M
5  Articles
when an otter needs personal space   11/27/2019

get otter here.


1 Comments, 9 Views, 6 Votes ,2.51 Score
points   11/5/2019

points points points points points points points points points points


2 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
Points   10/12/2019

There's no point in this.


2 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
skylarhaley 18 M
1  Article
bad jokes   10/9/2019

What is Jafar when he is next to you? Ja-near What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh What did the eye say to the other eye? Something between us smells


1 Comments, 9 Views, 8 Votes ,1.86 Score
Why did the chicken cross the road..   8/8/2019

Im sure he needed points!


2 Comments, 9 Views, 6 Votes ,3.65 Score
joke   5/16/2019

this damn sites messenger


1 Comments, 9 Views, 7 Votes ,1.51 Score
BigDaddy6plus 52 M
5  Articles
Corny   4/27/2019

What did Sushi "A" say to Sushi "B"? <br><br> Wasabi!


1 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,1.51 Score
bradwants2watchu 48 M
4  Articles
Saturday fun   4/20/2019

I just picked up a new book, "the history of lubricants", its non friction


2 Comments, 9 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
sweetlysassy10 55 F
4  Articles
Just for points, that all   1/22/2021

Just for , that all


2 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes
Bhard987 63 M
1  Article
What do you call a   8/7/2020

What do you call a Lesbian dinosaur? A Lickasaurous


0 Comments, 8 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
Sex Computer   1/1/2020

What’s the difference between a woman and a computer? Computers don’t laugh at 3.5″ floppies


1 Comments, 8 Views, 6 Votes ,1.66 Score
montrealvegan 20 M
1  Article
Why don't vegan girls moan during sex?   12/31/2019

Because they don't want to admit that a piece of meat gave them such pleasure.


1 Comments, 8 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
dicappstally 31 M
5  Articles
Fav kind of blowjobs   12/1/2019

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold onto your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob.


1 Comments, 8 Views, 6 Votes ,2.51 Score
G-spot   10/24/2019

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball... <br><br> A man will for a golf ball.


1 Comments, 8 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
TheLoneMan05 36 M
5  Articles
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?   10/1/2019

Beef strokin’ off. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> ... I'll see myself out.


2 Comments, 8 Views, 6 Votes ,3.65 Score
Thatcher04354 60 M
1  Article
are you smuggling opiates...   9/29/2019

Him= Are you smuggling opiates in your bra? Her= No, why? Him- Because I see a "Perky Set" in there!


1 Comments, 8 Views, 5 Votes ,2.82 Score
cody0282 24 M
1  Article
The points :)   9/26/2019

Just making this article for the points yall sry bout that


2 Comments, 8 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
Damsel in Distress   9/25/2019

A man brags about finding a woman strapped to some railroad tracks and untying her, taking her home and having the best sex of his life with her. His friend asked, was she cute? He replies I don’t know I couldn’t find her head.


1 Comments, 8 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
CTAfternoonFun 56 M
5  Articles
Doctor Viisit   9/7/2019

A guy is sitting at the doctor’s office. The doctor walks in and says, “I have some bad news. I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating.” <br><br> “I don’t understand, doc, ” the patient says. “Why?” <br><br> “Because, ” the doctor says. “I’m trying to examine you.”


1 Comments, 8 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
parmakr62 46 M
4  Articles
Pharmacist joke   8/31/2019

"Being a pharmacist is great because you're kind of a doctor, but also a cashier." -Dave Attell


1 Comments, 8 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
points   8/28/2019

points points points points points points points


1 Comments, 8 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
bigmask4u7 29 M
6  Articles
Wanna hear a joke.   8/27/2019

My sad sad need for points


1 Comments, 8 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
BT614watches 48 M
5  Articles
Monday pic me up   5/20/2019

I met a guy with 5 dicks and I asked him how his pants fit, he said like a glove!! <br><br> <br><br> best I got


1 Comments, 8 Views, 6 Votes ,3.65 Score
luv269_UrKitty 56 M
7  Articles
Wish I had unlimited points..   1/6/2020

Thats notta joke..


1 Comments, 7 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
WillBDP999 26 M
2  Articles
For the points   12/20/2019

Just here for the points, vote so you can get some too lol


1 Comments, 7 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
gso1987bbc 32 M
5  Articles
car animal   11/27/2019

what do you call an animal you keep in your car? a carpet.


1 Comments, 7 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
Points   11/17/2019

Just here for points.....


1 Comments, 7 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
Lesbian   11/2/2019

What do they call a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br> Lick-a-lot-o-puss


1 Comments, 7 Views, 6 Votes ,1.09 Score
roko_1970 51 M
9  Articles
More points   10/19/2019

Q-Have you heard the one about the guy needs more points? A-It was pointless


1 Comments, 7 Views, 6 Votes ,1.66 Score
the points   10/14/2019

points points points points points points points.


1 Comments, 7 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
TheLoneMan05 36 M
5  Articles
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?   10/4/2019

Beat it. We're closed.


1 Comments, 7 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
watchesyou614 48 M
2  Articles
monday funny   9/30/2019

my wife keeps using the word 'mansplaining' wrong and I don't know how to tell her! <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> ha!


1 Comments, 7 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
More Humour   9/4/2019

Last night my wife wore a police uniform in bed and said, "you've been arrested for being good in bed!" <br><br> 90 seconds later the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence...


1 Comments, 7 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
rondonp47 33 M
5  Articles
come chat with me   6/19/2019

I ggot all kinds of joke.. people love when im around. im the laugh of the party


1 Comments, 7 Views, 3 Votes
loveto_69u 56 M
5  Articles
Knock Knock... Who's there?   1/9/2020

Points!... Points who! Do you have any because I sure dont!


1 Comments, 6 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
nol535 26 M
1  Article
pickup lines   11/22/2019

girl if i was in of the alphabet I'd put u and I together <br><br> hey girl how about you open your chamber of secerts and let me slyther in? <br><br> sorry i didn't mean to come between you two or did i?


1 Comments, 6 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
foundmature121 42 M
10  Articles
like to meet   10/27/2019

i like to meet and around and missed around to get to know her funny side first to get her feel like open


1 Comments, 6 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
Yoyo2more 44 M
9  Articles
What happens when you make it 11 points per chat?   10/24/2019

We slowly loose our patience until we can't be bothered anymore.


1 Comments, 6 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
Dad joke alert...   10/7/2019

Today, my asked "Can I have a mark?" and I burst into tears. years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.


1 Comments, 6 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
jrusso5 56 M
6  Articles
Dick Picks   8/5/2019

Funny, but true... <br><br> [image]...


1 Comments, 6 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
loveto_69u 56 M
5  Articles
Why did the chicken cross the road?   1/9/2020

Because he wasn't cooked! Ok I just needed ...


1 Comments, 5 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
Yoyo2more 44 M
9  Articles
Here's the pussy   10/26/2019

Best pussy ever


2 Comments, 5 Views, 2 Votes
sorry need more points   10/21/2019

points points points points points points points points.


1 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
roko_1970 51 M
9  Articles
Must have more points   10/18/2019

Points points points and more importantly, more points because currently pointless


1 Comments, 5 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
points   10/14/2019

points points points points points points points.


1 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
points   10/13/2019

points points points points points points points points.


1 Comments, 5 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
Cheesy joke   8/7/2019

Did you hear about the explosion in the French cheese factory?..... <br><br> There was DeBrie everywhere!


1 Comments, 5 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
Throbbinknob469 46 M
7  Articles
Points   6/22/2019

Just here for the points.


1 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
poin ts   6/27/2019

points points points points points points


1 Comments, 4 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
willwatchu2 48 M
5  Articles
funny!   6/19/2019

if a blind person says you have a big penis they're probably pulling your leg!!!


1 Comments, 4 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
willwatchu2 48 M
5  Articles
sat fun   6/15/2019

my over weight parrot died today, it is sad but a huge weight off of my shoulder.


1 Comments, 4 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
Kittyplzzr 43 M
5  Articles
Mosquito   5/2/2019

What's the difference between a and a mosquito? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> A mosquito stops sucking after you smack it!


1 Comments, 4 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
bradwants2watchu 48 M
4  Articles
another   4/20/2019

what do you call a constipated detective? <br><br> no shit sherlock!


1 Comments, 4 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
What did the fist say to the face   6/2/2020

Pow right on the kisser


1 Comments, 3 Views, 0 Votes
gso1987bbc 32 M
5  Articles
fish oppinion   11/27/2019

let minnow what you think


1 Comments, 3 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
A cheesy joke, literally   10/21/2019

Q. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? <br><br> A. There was nothing left but de Brie.


1 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
dan_is_wild3 53 M
4  Articles
I have a Great Joke for you all   7/29/2019

Ever try to Im a memeber here and hope for a responce .I try alot of messages and no one replys . Maybe i might get one reply so means the messanger is broke


0 Comments, 3 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
Yoyo2more 44 M
9  Articles
What happens when you make it 11 points per chat?   10/24/2019

We slowly loose our patience until we can't be bothered anymore.


0 Comments, 2 Views, 0 Votes