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Squirting in self defense 1/11/2020
can squirting be taught as self defense
0 Comments, 5 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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Squirting 1/11/2020
can squirting be taught as self defense
0 Comments, 4 Views,
1 Votes
,5.00 Score
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anyone not like pussy? 1/10/2020
I didn't think so. Cum eat mine
0 Comments, 4 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score
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Fearless Oral 1/9/2020
I love giving oral so much i do it even if there is a risk of
dying from a battle axe. They can always say about he's
glad he ate her.
0 Comments, 6 Views,
3 Votes
,1.47 Score
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thursday 1/9/2020
Any one got one? lets hear some funny stuff!!
0 Comments, 5 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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Knock Knock... Who's there? 1/9/2020
Points!... Points who! Do you have any because I sure dont!
1 Comments, 6 Views,
2 Votes
,1.04 Score
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Why did the chicken cross the road? 1/9/2020
Because he wasn't cooked!  Ok I just needed ...
1 Comments, 5 Views,
1 Votes
,5.00 Score
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Motivation to lose weight and get fit 1/8/2020
An overweight guy signed up a special training program
that guarantees he will lose all of his weight and be fit
within a day As he walked in a 3 floor building the trainer told him, in order to complete your training you have to go through
3 stages of training Each floor has its own stage <br><br>
The trainer takes the man to the first floor and he finds
a room full of naked ...
1 Comments, 70 Views,
11 Votes
,2.61 Score
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Who Rules the Sexual World 1/8/2020
Is it just or would a bi guy with a 9" cock that could
host not rule the sexual world?
0 Comments, 13 Views,
9 Votes
,1.07 Score
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Ass Joke 1/8/2020
If someone puts a cock up your ass and you don't feel
it, did it happen.
1 Comments, 14 Views,
8 Votes
,2.32 Score
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getting some 1/8/2020
Someone accused me of getting some on the side. I said it
had been so long I didn't know they had moved it.
0 Comments, 11 Views,
8 Votes
,1.86 Score
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what do you call an alligator detective? 1/8/2020
An investi-gator.
0 Comments, 6 Views,
5 Votes
,1.84 Score
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what do you call a pig that does karate? 1/8/2020
A pork Chop
0 Comments, 9 Views,
8 Votes
,1.86 Score
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First video 1/7/2020
I watched my first porno the other night....damn I was young
back thrn!
0 Comments, 13 Views,
8 Votes
,3.01 Score
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this im messanger 1/7/2020
points points points points points points points
0 Comments, 8 Views,
7 Votes
,1.26 Score
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Hunting season 1/7/2020
A father goes hunting for some deer and he nails a beautiful
1o point buck butt does a bad job cleaning the meat when he
makes it for dinner. His wife comes by later and says "Dear
I was masturbating and I found a pellet." He thinks
nothing of it and tell her not to worry about it. Later his
comes by says she got horny and found a pellet when
she tried to fuck herself. He thinks ...
0 Comments, 69 Views,
9 Votes
,1.93 Score
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classic oldie 1/7/2020
Aunt Molly went to her local grocer to buy her favorite summer
sausage to serve at the holidays. She served it as usual
but her guests complained that it just wasn't very
good. The next week back at the shop she asked the butcher
what's with the sausage , it just wasn't as good
as it had always been. He told her " at this time it was
hard to make both ends meat !
1 Comments, 37 Views,
10 Votes
,2.59 Score
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this is my joke for points 1/6/2020
not a joke. just need points
0 Comments, 7 Views,
5 Votes
,1.19 Score
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Mono or stereo? 1/6/2020
For earsex? You like both ears? Or just they should change
hetero and homo to monosexual and stereosexual, but audiosex
it would pertain better, thanks!
1 Comments, 11 Views,
7 Votes
,0.75 Score
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Wish I had unlimited points.. 1/6/2020
Thats notta joke..
1 Comments, 7 Views,
4 Votes
,2.86 Score
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Wish I had unlimited points.. 1/6/2020
Thats notta joke..
0 Comments, 1 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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Two gay guys 1/5/2020
TWo gay guys walking past a funeral home. One guy asks the
the other guy .....want to go in for a cold one?
1 Comments, 14 Views,
6 Votes
,2.23 Score
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4 the points 1/5/2020
Need the points
1 Comments, 10 Views,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score
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what do you call a zebra with no legs 1/4/2020
a Savannah sandwich.
1 Comments, 11 Views,
8 Votes
,0.93 Score
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how many fucks can a wood chuck fuck? 1/4/2020
about 1 or 2 id guess.
3 Comments, 11 Views,
6 Votes
,1.66 Score
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Doctor visit 1/4/2020
Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient,
I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating.
The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.
1 Comments, 15 Views,
7 Votes
,2.53 Score
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Doctor visit 1/4/2020
Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient,
I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating.
The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.
1 Comments, 12 Views,
6 Votes
,0.23 Score
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Doctor visit 1/4/2020
Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient,
I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating.
The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.
0 Comments, 9 Views,
6 Votes
,2.51 Score
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Jerk off 1/3/2020
What do you call a man that cries while he pleausures himself?
Answer- A tearjerker
0 Comments, 8 Views,
7 Votes
,1.00 Score
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love jokes 1/2/2020
love being funny! and laughing
0 Comments, 4 Views,
4 Votes
,0.14 Score
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