Reasons I don't answer IM's
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Posted:Nov 24, 2013 9:02 am
Last Updated:Apr 2, 2017 11:54 am
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I got an angry email from a married guy that lives on another continent and was half my age, because I didn't answer his instant message. Here are some of the reasons I don't answer IM's: 1. You're married a) how would it make your wife feel if we got together? b) I only have free time on weekends, and married men can't do weekends. 2. You live too far away. I don't cyber, although I will discuss preferences if there's a chance that we might meet. I don't cam. I tried it. It doesn't do anything for me. I prefer the real thing. Too many guys are getting off on cam and not leaving home for the real thing these days! 3. You're too young for me. Been there, done that, got my groove back, don't need to do it again. I like guys that are within a decade of me. I don't have the energy for young'uns. I don't really care if you like older women, I like older men. 4. I don't always answer guys that have cock pics as their profile pictures. If you have an ugly one, post something else, PLEASE! One guy had a picture of his butt in jeans. It made me sigh. Another had a picture of his eyes. Someone has a picture of his shoulder. I like that one too. Post your best feature. There's more than enough cock pics on here. 5. If your IM says "watch me cum"; "watch me on cam"; "Into kinky?" or anything crude, I'm going to decline. I don't know about the other women on HotMatch.com, but if you can say something that makes me smile, I'm certain to accept your IM. 6. I'm getting too many IM's at once. At any given time, there are about 10,000 horny men and only about 1,000 women. I can't type that fast! 7. The IM didn't come through. HotMatch.com has gremlins running around the instant messenger system. Apparently, if too many people are messaging at once, the system can't handle it. Try again later. Thank you for letting me vent. I would love to read your experiences with IMs'
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