Free on the weekend?
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Posted:May 7, 2009 3:54 pm
Last Updated:May 8, 2009 4:32 pm
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Hi sexy guys,
I feel like going out on the town and having some good times with a really outstanding looking man under 30. Muscles are irrelevant, I'm not a chiselled "body" person just have a pretty face, good conversation and 6ins+ in the trouser department. If you're available tomorrow or saturday (8/5-9/5) that would be great, with the intention of becoming regular fuck buddies if we get along.
Ciao x
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back for one weekend only
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Posted:Sep 19, 2007 5:16 pm
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2009 4:20 pm
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Looking for a young, tall sexy dark hair pretty guy to give me some rough loving, spankage and the ride of my life. I am going pretty mad with no regular sex in my life......
anyone 23-28 years old available this weekend 22nd sept-23rd sept?
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also from highlandboy....i should ask him for his really lol
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Posted:Jun 11, 2007 5:40 pm
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2009 4:21 pm
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SURVEY-Fill this out if u can be arsed
1. how did you find this blog
2. Age
3. Favorite position (s) ?
4. Do you think I'm hot?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. Lights; on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8. Would you take a shower with me?
9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10. Would you leave after or stay the night?
11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12. Condom or skin?
13. Do you give Oral pleasures?
14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures?
15. Have sex on the first date?
16. Would you kiss me during sex?
17. Do you think I would be good in bed?
18. would you have a Three sum?
a) are they on this site?
b)who are they?
19. would you have sex With someone of the same sex?
20. How many times would you like to cum in one session?
21. Would you use me as a booty call?
22. Do you like fore play?
23. What is fore play to you?
24. Can we take pictures of the act?
25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
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Girls Rules......inspired by highlandboy or summink
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Posted:Jun 11, 2007 5:00 pm
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2008 3:42 pm
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I was reading this guys blog and I was so amused by what he wrote, it inspired me to write some rules on how men should understand us women, a kind of response to what he said basically. If ur reading this, Highland boy I'm only meaning it in jest. Ur blog kicks ass!
These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Why cant men get hints, surely we'd be underestimating your intelligence if we had to spell everything out to you. "Romantic meals are nice arent they?" does not translate as "I really fancy a KFC"
1. A lot of us dont actually care whether u put the seat up or not. However, the point of raising the seat is diminished if u still cant manage to contain ur piss in the bowl.
1. Although its possible for some girls to like football for the great game it is (cough), some of us who sit down with you to watch a game only do so to watch the sexy men run around in their shorts and take their tops off
1. Shopping is an addiction that is possible of enciting every possible human emotion in women. Accept it and move on
1. During meaningful conversation, having the response of a rock is likely to make us throw one at you.
1. If you proceed to push our heads down straight after we have greeted you with a hug and a kiss, it will diminish your chances of recieving a blow job and may do so for days.
1. Yes and No are NOT perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. You have to explain which one and why.
1. Tell us what is wrong with you instead or grunting and sitting and cracking open a beer.
1. Women remember every false move you have ever made in history, so dont think we might have forgotten about you buying us a cheap bouquet of carnations from the petrol station for our birthday coz u only just remembered.
1. We find your little belly cute and really endearing
1. Saying, "Cor! that Beyonce/Carmen Elektra/whatever hot girl on tv has such a hot ass/pair/whatever will guarantee that we will be moaning about said body part on us, sometime in the future and reduce likelihood of sex to near zero
1. We know best. We always do
1. We will gather all our friends round, drink wine and get loud and proceed to watch a series of "Sex in the City" without you moaning.
1. The reasons why flatpacks come with instructions are so that the chair parts create a chair not a weird pyramid thing that on completion cant stand up coz "there arent obviously enough screws in the pack" We can but laugh when we find the instructions are still in their plastic wrapping.
1. Colours are fruits, flowers, animals and plants. It would be boring if the wall was just purple. Its feckin lavender.
1. Men seem to be closer to our primate relatives than women. Women accept that there is a time and a place for itching certain bits. However, men and chimpanzees both have the "If it itches, it will be scratched" mentality.
1. If we say nothing is wrong when u ask us, when there is clearly something wrong....u are in big trouble.
1. If we ask a question about ourselves about us being fat, for god sake lie convincingly
1. Putting on posh shoes when you are wearing combats and a t-shirt does not mean you are dressed for dinner.
1. When we ask you what you're thinking dont tell us the specifics of the shotgun formation or golf. At least try and make out that you are a person and dont have a circuitboard with chip and power supply instead of a heart, blood and a brain
1. We never have enough clothes and theres always the spare room for that more wardrobe space.
1. You dont have enough shoes. Your favourite ones are falling apart and we want you to get some dapper ones
1. We are never fat, just voluptuous and curvy.
Thanks for reading this everyone. And guys we love you even though u are a bunch of weirdoes. hehe
Love Cutesyjam x x x
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