I'm baaaack!!!
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Posted:Jan 6, 2008 6:16 am
Last Updated:May 1, 2024 5:20 am
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Wow, what a horrific year I had! Got burglarized and lost EVERYTHING in my house! I mean everything... I got home from work to find four walls and nothing inside!I recovered a few things but none of the really good stuff (like all 3 of my computers and my 2 guitars). I spent the last 8 months rebuilding my life with little or no help from anyone, I am back online with a new computer and I have learned a lot... Mainly, it's all just "stuff" and "stuff" can be replaced as long as you're still above ground. I am glad to be back and happy to be breathing and especially happy to have not lost my sense of humor!
You know why bad girls always get the best Christmas presents?
Santa loves ho, ho, ho's!
ha ha ha
Happy New Year & Love to everyone!
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For the Servers in the Audience...
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Posted:Feb 27, 2006 9:36 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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We're Here To Serve
Hey there, how you doing?
What can I get for you tonight?
Would you like a drink that's really stiff,
Or maybe a steak that's cooked just right?
I'll bring your drink right to you,
Or anything that you desire,
An appetizer, salad or soup,
Before your steak comes off the fire.
How's your soup sir? Hot enough?
Let me fix it for you now.
How's your drink, do you need some more?
While they're cooking up your cow.
I know you had a rough day
I know that life's a bitch.
But at $3.13 an hour
You know I'll never get rich.
We're here to serve,
We're here to make you feel at ease
We're here to make you full and happy,
It's you we're here to please.
We don't make much in our paychecks
We don't get much in return.
We're doing what we need to do
So our rent we all can earn.
How was your steak? Was it done just right?
Can I fetch another round?
Can I get you a cup of coffee?
It's Colombian fresh ground.
Would you like some chocolate cake now?
Or maybe a piece of pie?
Would you like that a la mode,
Or just heat it on the fly?
I'm so glad you enjoyed your meal
Here's the bill, it's not too high.
I'm glad to serve you, yes indeed
And I hope you're satisfied.
I got everything you asked me for,
And I fixed what wasn't right.
I hope before you leave, you tip
Fifteen percent should be about right.
We're here to serve,
We're here to make you feel at ease
We're here to make you full and happy,
It's you we're here to please.
We don't make much in our paychecks
We don't get much in return.
We're doing what we need to do
So our rent we all can earn.
©2005 HRW
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A Valentine gift!
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Posted:Feb 15, 2006 11:01 pm
Last Updated:Jan 6, 2008 6:05 am
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I got an incredible gift last night!!!
I was invited to an HotMatch.com acquaintance's home for a late dinner and as a suprise present for his wife... his incredibly beautiful wife!!!
I had a wonderful dinner, played my guitar for them, then gave her a full body massage... Then the real fun began!
I will not give the details due to my having been raised a gentleman and gentlemen never kiss and tell... Suffice it to say it was the best Valentine's night I have ever had!
Thank you to my most gracious hosts, you know who you are... I look forward to the next time we get together!
Hope everyone's Valentine's day was as awesome and orgasmic as mine was!!!
Night all!
Rick
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A Valentine Suprise...
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Posted:Feb 15, 2006 10:12 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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I got a phone call on Valentine's Day... From an ex I had not heard word one from in 4-5 months. She didn't come out and say it, but I could tell she was lonely and um... "wanted" something. I felt sorry for some of the things I said to her in the past, sorry for the way I acted at times when we were together. So... I was gracious and a bit concillatory, which is not like the usual me. Twenty years ago, I would have gotten her back into bed, given her a real 'grudge fuck', left her limp and then said,"Um, you have to go now." just for spite... But then she would have said,"This is my place, asshole."
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It took long enough, but I am finally back!!!
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Posted:Dec 22, 2005 8:05 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Finally back online!!! What a relief!
I just moved to a new place, even nicer than the last (for half the rent)...
The last place didn't work out due to my original roommate bugging out after a week. Get this, 2 weeks after he bugged out of my place, he flipped out completely and his family had him "Baker Acted!" I knew him for 4 years and never thought he was nuts! I guess you never know about people deep down until they let you, or go nuts. LOL
Anyway, I am back online and I am doing great. I am working as a professional Magician and loving every minute of it! Good money and a great time every day! I love the new place - a really big house with a pool in the back...
I'll add more soon, just wanted to get back here and post something.
Have a great day!
Rick
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I'll be back in a couple weeks...
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Posted:May 15, 2005 4:16 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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I will be offline for a couple weeks, but I'll be back...
The move is finished and I have some priorities to take care of before I get back to "playtime" fun.
If you already know my phone number, you're welcome to call. You can also reach me through my yahoo addresses.
I'll ba back soon, as soon as life is back to normal.
Have a great day, All!!!
Rick
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Finally finishing the move... I love my new place!!!
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Posted:May 11, 2005 10:01 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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It has taken what seems like forever, but I am almost finished moving. The last load goes on Sat morning. I will miss this place and the people here, but I will not miss how remote it is. I have felt stranded out here.
Ocoee will be nice and quiet and I already love the place... Two different types of Oranges, Cumquats & Lime trees in the yard... End of the street, hence little or no traffic... Plenty of room...
*JOY*
Have a great day, all!
Rick
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Poetry...
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Posted:Apr 28, 2005 10:41 am
Last Updated:Jan 6, 2008 6:06 am
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I've been asked by several friends here if I would post some of my own poetry... So here is one of my better pieces... It started as a poem, but it has since become a song...
"Nerves"
She walked into the room,
My heart fluttered for a beat,
She looked up, smiled and just said, "Hello."
But it felt like such a treat.
The way she moved,
The way she spoke,
Attracted me even more.
Wish I had the guts to say
She's the one my heart is for.
Cause in her eyes I felt that I have the potential,
To accomplish anything I might want to try.
She showed me to myself in a so much kinder light,
I wish I had the nerve to tell her outright.
She looked into my eyes, I swear
She saw right inside my soul,
Where pain and loss and loneliness
Have taken quite a toll.
She also had such kind words,
And a quiet sense of calm.
Wish I had the guts to say
She had my heart inside her palm.
In her eyes I feel that I have the potential,
To accomplish anything I want to try.
She showed me to myself in a so much softer light,
I wish I had the nerve to tell her that night.
I saw everything she is,
And all that she could be,
And all the love inside of her,
That's longing to be free.
Drawn in by her gentle grace,
Attracted to her curve,
Wish I had the guts to say it,
But I just didn't have the nerve.
Cause she made me feel that I have the potential,
To accomplish anything I'll ever try.
She showed me to myself in a so much kinder light,
I wish I had the nerve to tell her outright.
I see her smiling in my dreams,
I hear her sighing in the night.
I feel her love and tenderness,
It warms and feels so right.
I wish I'd told her right away
How she stopped time still that night.
I wish I'd had the guts to tell her,
But my nerves had taken flight.
Cause she makes me feel that I have the potential,
To accomplish anything I'll ever try.
She showed me to myself in a so much better light,
I wish I had the nerve to tell her outright.
I want to tell her everything,
How I feel and what it means.
Tell her how we dance so well,
At least inside my dreams.
I want to tell her everything,
But yesterday we met.
I wish I had the guts to say
That's a day won't forget.
She makes me feel that I have the potential,
To accomplish everything I'll ever try.
She's shown me to myself in a so much kinder light,
I've got to find the nerve and tell her tonight.
- ©HRW 2005
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Moving SUCKS!!!
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Posted:Apr 23, 2005 12:03 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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I have been too busy to do much of anything lately. I am moving to a new place about 15 miles away and I hate everything to do with moving - packing, moving it all and unpacking. AAAGGGHHH!!! I wish I had the money to just pay someone to come over, pack my stuff and move it for me...
I have been here a year and I am sick of how remote it is. I miss the city. I grew up in Philadelphia, PA and I need more noise. It is so quiet out here... and SOOOOO BORING! The streets roll up and 10pm! LOL
Don't get me wrong. I do like the people I have met here. Everyone is very friendly and they are all "good-neighbor" types. When Hurricanes Charley and Frances hit, the whole neighborhood came together like a huge family...
When Charley killed our power, our next door neighbors still had power so they ran an extension cord to us so we could keep our refrigerator running. I offered them some money for the power we used, but they refused. I baked them some of my Grandmother's awesome apple crisp as a thank you. They loved it.
By the time Frances hit we had gotten a 5500 watt generator. We ran extension cords to them so they could do the same since Frances killed the whole street's power. We had very little physical damage to the house from the hurricanes (a few lost shingles is all), but without power life becomes tough. One neighbor had a tree fall in their back yard. It missed their house by INCHES!!! The night after Frances hit, I cooked a huge batch (20 quarts!) of my famous "4th of July Fireworks Chili," since I could still cook. I shared it with everyone on the street. They all came back for seconds, so they must have liked it... or they were REALLY hungry. LOL I will miss the people here very much. I like nice neighbors.
I am looking forward to the new place, though. It has a lot of room, brand new carpet, fresh paint, new appliances and a nice yard. There are Orange and Grapefruit trees in the back yard, too. It is at the very end of the street so traffic will be nonexistent. The rent is affordable and the new landlord is a really nice guy who obviously takes great care of and pride in his properties. I will also be closer to civilization and NIGHT LIFE!!!
I am cautiously optomistic and hopeful that this is a good move...
Well, time to get back to packing... Wish me luck!
Have a great day, all!!!
Rick
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Smoker's UNITE!!! LOL
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Posted:Apr 7, 2005 6:30 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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I am a smoker. I've been smoking since the 70's. I would love to quit, but I don't want to give up that special feeling of suffocation, especially after a meal. I also collect those damn Marlboro Miles. I got the tent, the grill, the sleeping bags, the fishing rod, the boombox, the clothes, the towels, the ashtrays, pool cues, lighters, poker chips, dominos... I am saving now for the "Big Red Iron Lung." Hey, do you know what you get when you collect 500,000 Marlboro Miles? CANCER!
Have you seen the "New" Marlboro 72's? These are noticeably shorter than regular cigarettes.
I know why they made them. Three reasons:
1) a shorter cigarette has lower tar & nicotine levels - so Philip Morris can say they're making "safer" cigarettes.
2) The same price, less cigarette... Coincidence? I think not. They're always looking to increase income and decrease costs. and
3) A shorter cigarette means a shorter cigarette break - this is Corporate America conspiring to shorten our breaks and hence, increase our workload. "Ok, we are changing policy on smoke-breaks. Instead of the usual 5 minute break, you now can have only a 3 minute cigarette break, so you have to smoke these 72's." I wonder if Marlboro is getting kick-backs for this.
I want to open a restaurant for smokers only, I'll call it "The Smoker's Grill." - "Welcome to Smoker's Grill. Would you like the smoking or the heavy smoking section? Our special today is Smoked Chicken and Charcoal Shrimp on a bed of tobacco leaves with a nicotine cream sauce followed by a dessert of Marlboro Menthol Cream Pie." I figure as long as we keep the ashtrays emptied and the coffee is good we'll make a fortune!"
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Cellphones, help or hell???
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Posted:Apr 1, 2005 7:17 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Cellphones are great aren’t they? I am addicted to mine. I do try to never answer it during a meal because I think it is rude to those I might be dining with and I never answer it after a certain time of the night... say around 5am. I do have to sleep. LOL
They’re great little tools, some call them toys but I see them as tools. You can keep your phonebook up-to-date and stay in touch with everyone you need to. You can use them in any emergency, from serious life-threatening situations to, “I’m sorry Honey, did you say Ultra MaxiThin or Maxi SuperThin? Did you want the ones with wings?” There is no limit to their uses. You can play a video game while waiting in line, you can catch-up on e-mail, I can even check my bank balance with my phone! This means that anytime day or night I can see just how broke I am!
There is one thing that bugs me about cellphones, though... Ok, say you're in your car with your "significant-other" and you have a little argument, nothing major just a disagreement. Do you start to drive a bit erratically? How about when you have a real fight? Are you still driving well? No, you drive more eratically; in direct proportion to how pissed-off you are, right? Yeah, you're shifting a bit more stiffly, braking harder, cornering tighter, running long-yellow lights, ignoring stop signs... Now, let's take this a step further... You're driving somewhere and your cell-phone rings. You answer it and it is your "partner" pissed-off about something... anything. The conversation digresses to the point of argument and what happens? Yep, you start driving more eratically; again in direct proportion to how pissed-off you are. Hell, I'd feel safer behind a drunk weaving all over the road than anywhere near a bad cellphone argument! I have seen more accidents and more close-calls involving people in the middle of conversations on cellphones than anything else! A good friend of mine, who works as an EMT, told me that cell-phones are great in emergencies but, due to over-use on frivolous calls, they cause more problems than they solve. Hands-free accessories help, but don't solve all the problems. I was standing in line and a guy behind me said, "So, how are you doing?" I turn and respond, "I'm fine, how are you?" He says, "Hang on, some asshole thinks I'm talking to him." The hands -free device does allow you to drive with more control, but if you wind up in one of "those" arguments, you're still putting yourself and everyone else on the road at risk. In an attempt to help solve the problem, I decided to get bumper stickers made that say just 9 words - "Get off the cellphone or get OFF THE ROAD!!!" Are you with me, folks? Maybe they'll help, maybe they won't, but I have to try. I have the bumperstickers available if you're interested, $2 each or 3 for $5... Like George Foreman, we're all trying to make a buck.
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WebCams and Chatrooms...
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Posted:Mar 23, 2005 8:58 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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I love the internet, I am a total net-junkie. I can read the news from all over the world. I can keep in touch with friends and family easily and cheaply. I can shop for stuff of all kinds... God, I love E-BAY!!! Last month, I got a guitar for a penny! Not a great guitar, but it was only A PENNY! Ok, it was a kit and maybe I should have bought some good glue and maybe some strings, too... Ok, maybe I should take some lessons, too... Just kidding, it is a pretty nice guitar, actually...
Speaking of the Internet, let me ask you folks something... This is for the guys... Any of you guys do any chatting? Well, when I was divorcing my ex, I chatted with a girl for months in an AOL chatroom. We poured our hearts out to each other and we really hit it off. Finally, after about 4 months, I felt it was safe to meet her. I was living in Virginia and she lived near DC, so we set-up a meeting at a really nice restaurant in Washington DC at the Century City Hyatt. I sat there for 2 hours waiting for, according to her picture, a 5'7", green-eyed, 135lb beautiful lady... She turned out to be 4'11", 265lbs with a beard and a dick! I said, "Damn, you don't look anything like the picture!" He answered, "I sent you my cousin's picture." I asked, "Then, can I meet your cousin? He said, "No, she's married..." Damn! Needless to say, after that I made sure I talked to a girl on the phone before a face-to-face meeting, or I used a webcam.
Hey, speaking of webcams? Do any of you do videochat? Well, do us ALL a FAVOR and STOP SENDING STRANGERS PICTURES OF YOUR JEWELS! Look, unless it is of gargantuan proportions worthy of iconic worship or so small as to be in Ripley's Oddity Museum, no one wants to peek at “Mr Happy!” Sorry to burst your bubble, guys...
Besides, there are no real women online looking for pictures of your Awesome-Johnson, anyway! Allow me to explain...
Ok, you get a webcam, and you load up the software and get online... You go into one of the Adult-Oriented WebCam chat rooms and after a few minutes someone named "SexyFem4Male" - sends a message to you, "Hi, sweetie... Wanna Play?" So you answer, "Hell-yeah!" Now you're chatting with the girl; her picture is blank and she types, "Wow, you're sexy, show me your tool, Big guy..." You ask about her pic and why it is blank and she says, "Oh, I don't have a camera and my microphone is broken, show me anyway..." Well, I can guarantee you that she is a HE! So hey, enjoy guys!
Food for thought... ROFL
Have a great day, all!
Rick
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And when I woke up, half my pillow was gone!
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Posted:Mar 16, 2005 11:07 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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I guess I should have seen it coming. What is it they say? The brightest Candles burn the shortest.
I feel like I have been in a daze since Saturday night.
It dawned on me then that I have been looking through very hopeful rose-colored glasses for the last few months... What I wished could be...
She travels all over the country for work... She'll be gone for the next 3 weeks... She never ignores her cellphone when she's here, I always set mine to silent... I seem to hit voicemail a lot when I call her... She's driven, which I admire a lot, but it is bordering on dangerous to her health.
DAMN! I guess I DID have unspoken expectations after all... Well, maybe more like strong wishes that things would go differently.
I care about her very much, but right now she has other things in her eyes besides me... Her work, her ambitions, her desires... All these things I would be happy to help her with - and have offered... She never said it, but I can see her life has no room for a relationship right now. When she said she wanted to move in together, I think it was because it would be easier for work to crash in Orlando than where she is now. I'll still see her when she's passing through, but I don't know if we'll blesh like we did before...
In between...
I'll miss her...
I wish her peace and serenity.
I wish her happiness.
And when I awoke,
I was alone,
This bird had flown.
So I lit a fire.
Isn't it good,
Norwegian Wood.
- John Lennon & Paul McCartney
Going to find a place in Orlando next week... Time to get back into things and make something happen with my ambitions.
HAve a great day, all!
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