Good in bed
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Posted:Mar 22, 2018 4:20 am
Last Updated:Mar 23, 2018 4:25 am
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I read in bed every night before I can go to sleep. No matter how long the day has been or how tired I am. I need at least a chapter or two. It clears out the clutter of the day so my mind can down shift. I just started Artemis by Andy Weir. He wrote The Martian which I enjoyed immensely. The movie was pretty good but the book was great. Give it a try if you're looking for a new book.
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Unreality
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Posted:Mar 21, 2018 6:37 pm
Last Updated:Mar 23, 2018 7:42 pm
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I've never bought into reality television much. Just doesn't interest me, with one exception. I get a huge kick out of Master Chef Jr. I've picked up a ton of cooking tips watching these 8 to 13 yo create insanely complicated dishes. It is just a hoot.
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Needing it bad
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Posted:Mar 20, 2018 4:35 am
Last Updated:Mar 21, 2018 4:38 am
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A blog subject. Any subject. An easy subject. An undiscriminating subject. A used subject.
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Disposable sex toys?
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Posted:Mar 19, 2018 4:49 am
Last Updated:Mar 20, 2018 4:36 am
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When buying condoms recently I noted that the local drugstore had begun to stock a number of toys in addition to lubes and such. Googling them when I got home I found inexpensive rings and vibes from the condom brands that seemed to be designed for one occasion use. They listed 20 to 40 minutes of battery life (not replaceable or rechargeable). This seems like a clever product for spur of the moment fun or when you're packing light.
Has anyone given them a try?
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Showing off for the neighbors
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Posted:Mar 18, 2018 12:59 pm
Last Updated:Mar 19, 2018 4:40 am
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Not even officially spring yet and I ate out on the deck. Granted I was wearing jeans and a long sleeved sweatshirt. But it cracked 50 degrees and the direct sun made that enough. It was a simple omelet with a side of bacon but it spoke to warmer days and more elaborate meals to come.
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Best sex ever
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Posted:Mar 18, 2018 5:42 am
Last Updated:Mar 19, 2018 4:41 am
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Made an absolutely remarkable Ruben Loaf last night. Corned beef, kraut, Swiss cheese, thousand island dressing wrapped in a braided dough, Brushed the dough with an egg wash and sprinkled with caraway seeds. Though you think you've done everything the same as before the product does vary. Last night was perfect. Turned out so well I'm reluctant to ever make it again because the subsequent attempt will pale in comparison.
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Hung like a ?
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Posted:Mar 17, 2018 4:13 am
Last Updated:Mar 20, 2018 4:38 am
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A walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey.”
The says, “Buddy—you read my mind!”
Two racehorses are in a stable. One says to the other, “You know, before that last race …”
“The one that you won?” asks the other .
“Yeah, before that race, I felt a pinch in my hindquarters.”
The other says, “Funny, I felt a pinch in my hindquarters before the race that I won.”
A walking by says, “You idiots, you’re being doped. They’re injecting you with a drug to make you faster!”
The first turns to the other and says, “Hey, a talking dog!”
A sits down in a movie theater and the woman next to him asks, "Excuse me… are you a ?”
"Why yes, I am," replies the .
"What are you doing at this movie?"
The says, “I really liked the book."
A guy is walking through the country when he spots a sign that reads, “Talking for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks up to the stable to check it out.
“So what have you done with your life?” he asks the .
“I’ve led a full life,” the answers miraculously. “I was born in The Andes where I herded for an entire village. Years later, I joined the mounted police force in New York and helped keep the city clean. And now, I spend my days giving free rides to underprivileged here in the country.”
The guy is flabbergasted. He asks the ’s owner, “Why on earth would you want to get rid of such an incredible animal?”
The owner says, “Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!”
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Really getting some now
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Posted:Mar 16, 2018 4:42 am
Last Updated:Mar 16, 2018 2:44 pm
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Really getting some time off now, that is. Out of the last 35 days I've not gone to work on just one of them. Granted one of those work days was only about 20 minutes. But several were 15 hours.
The plan for this weekend is not to go in at all. Ever. For even ten minutes.
After another regular week, we have spring break. Spring break which means sun, bikinis, and fun. Uh, no. It means only working part time. In Wisconsin, Where I suppose there are some tough enough women that there might be bikinis.
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Back to reality, damn it
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Posted:Mar 15, 2018 4:49 am
Last Updated:Mar 15, 2018 4:01 pm
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My span of playtime is over. Back to the real world. It has been fun playmates. I'll let you know when I'm on my own again.
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Happy PI day
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Posted:Mar 14, 2018 4:36 am
Last Updated:Mar 14, 2018 3:50 pm
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A woman wished me happy PI day. That got my hopes up. I thought she was flirting. Turns out I'm not the biggest geek around.
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Snogging
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Posted:Mar 13, 2018 4:55 am
Last Updated:Mar 16, 2018 2:45 pm
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Snogging, I love that word. I first came across it when reading Harry Potter to my . It pops up in the odd erotic story by a UK writer every now and then. It feels like it has more style than making out. The Brits do have style. I stumbled upon a You Tube video titled Snogging - Lesbian Short Film. It was charming and sexy.
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Good weekend, bad Monday, coffee
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Posted:Mar 12, 2018 5:26 am
Last Updated:Mar 12, 2018 3:38 pm
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Good weekend, bad Monday, coffee sounds like a typical plan for success. I had some great fun times this weekend (you know who you are) with too little sleep. Monday dawned an hour later due to the time change which helped (a tiny bit). A hot cup of coffee is now healing traditional Monday morning ills.
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I did an hour long sex cam show
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Posted:Mar 10, 2018 10:36 am
Last Updated:Mar 16, 2018 2:44 pm
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Showed it all. Start to finish.
Okay, I was cooking breakfast. But it was a good breakfast. Extra thick bacon fried slow to get it just the right crispness. Toasted English muffins, goldne and crunchy on the ridges, still moist deeper inside. Two succulent up basted eggs with a sprinkling of lemon pepper mix.
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