Cheaters. What are your thoughts about 'em.
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Posted:May 30, 2014 6:17 pm
Last Updated:Jun 26, 2014 4:55 am
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Bet you thought this is about infidelity. Nope, it's about specs, corrective lenses, glasses; more specificly, my reading glasses.
Everyone in my family wears corrective lenses, except, my and me; that is until recently. Like my father, I did not need glasses until well into my 40s. But, unlike my dad, I often need to read very small print, like the serial numbers of electronic parts; which by the way, usually isn't much bigger than a flea's foot. So I have resigned myself to the fact, I could use reading glasses when I realized my arms are getting too short to read comfortably.
So a few days ago, my told me they like my glasses; they say it makes me look smart. Of course my smart ass remark was, "Even with my tall pointy cap?"; it them a few seconds, but they got it.
Here is my question to everyone; do glasses make someone look smart, or maybe sexy?
Because I do not see glasses, or any other specific accessory, as an indicator of intelligence, I wanted to get other's opinions. As far as sexiness, glasses don't really excite me too much; I see glasses as a helpful tool. But, there is the rare occasion I do find them sexy; but I think it's more the person wearing them though.
Of course you all know I have to include a picture; but if you were expecting a cock shot, you'll have to check out my other posts.
I think it looks kind of funny wearing them so low,
But, if I were them like this, the monitor looks fuzzy.
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HNW-Showing off my smart ass.
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Posted:May 28, 2014 1:29 pm
Last Updated:Nov 2, 2014 8:20 pm
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I was telling some of my friends that my is proud to have been voted the funniest in his class. He is a real smart ass, just like mommy and daddy. He also has a sophisticated sense of humor for a nine/ten year old. He is always cracking us up with his sarcasm and wit. Yea, he still tells the 'your momma' jokes, and makes funny faces; but, what really gets me, is when he makes jokes about fractals, the space-time continuum, or contemplates what the world would be like if zombies had voting rights. I bet he would have gotten the 'Smart-Ass' award if it were allowed in school.
Anyway, while I was driving home, I had the best idea for HNW to show off my smart ass; well I think it is a good idea.
For those of you, who have seen me blogland; I am curious; do my smart-assed comments make you smile or cringe; are they humorous or obnoxious? Let me know what you think.
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HNW-Showing my ass-Not too bad for an old guy.
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Posted:May 27, 2014 8:22 pm
Last Updated:May 28, 2014 2:42 pm
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I couldn't get motivated enough to get off my ass for a new picture. So I am recycling the pic from my April 11th post and another one taken last year.
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HNW-Packaging-Bonehead in a box
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Posted:May 21, 2014 11:01 am
Last Updated:May 25, 2014 11:30 am
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I think a need a bigger box.
If any ladies need a naked handyman, send a self addressed, stamped 50 gallon drum to: oh, wait, email me for address. Please include postage for 177lbs plus drum weight.
Preferably, overnight delivery.
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Thank you women of HotMatch.com. Y'all excite my heads.
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Posted:May 18, 2014 5:36 pm
Last Updated:Jan 1, 2015 4:37 pm
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Like any other horn-dog, I mean voyeur, I like looking at naked women; as well as, reading erotica.
You all make me laugh from your humor, make me think about life issues, and generally share your life with us; and most excitingly, let us admire your naked beauty.
The thing I do not like about most porn, is that it seems so fake. That is why I appreciate the women on HotMatch.com. The women of HotMatch.com, whom I follow on the blogs, are real; with real thoughts, desires, ideas, and feminine bodies. I appreciate y'all sharing with us what you find sexually exciting; it is such a turn on to read about what makes you horny, as well as, seeing so many naked women.
So, the other day I was catching up reading the blogs, and I was also reading some erotica, when I got up to stretch. While I was stretching, I happened to look in the mirror, and this is what I saw, and thought, that is what they do to me, I think I need to post this; I guess it is the exhibitionist in me.
After reading so many stories and seeing so many naked women; I was rock hard.
Many say they are T&A men, but as for me, I am definitely a pussy lover. There is nothing more exciting than seeing, and feeling, a clit peeking out waiting to be kissed, licked, and sucked. I continue looking forward to enjoying you fine ladies in the future.
Jeez, I'm drooling all over my keyboard and hard on just thinking about it.
P.S. This is what many of you make me want to do.
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Apology not accepted; so I got blocked. I feel bad, but what could I do. (Stupid pics included)
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Posted:May 12, 2014 5:41 pm
Last Updated:May 25, 2014 12:01 pm
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For those of you who do not know me, I am a bit of a smart ass. I know it, I am not proud of it, nor ashamed of it, it is just who I am. I never intentionally try to insult or demean anyone; most of my comments are made in jest, and I try to be helpful when I can. I really enjoy reading and seeing the pictures in other peoples blogs; and sometimes leaving a comment or two. Most of the time, I get comments or emails saying that I am hilarious, very funny, or very helpful. But, one day, a few months ago, I Got Blocked.
I had left a few comments on someone's blog; some others joined in on the comments and it became a running joke (so to speak). The comments were hilarious and there were so many, funny replies, LOLs &  , I was in stitches. But, I guess, I wrote one comment too many.
The blog owner emailed me about one of my comments; it was ambiguous. Being the smart ass that I am, I replied, it depends on which one of my personalities is answering the question; she asked me about my personalities, but I replied that I was just joking; well, she did not find that funny and let me know. I replied with a sincere apology, stating I would not ever intentionally insult anyone, that I was very sorry for hurting her feelings, and would never again make a similar comment. I went to her blog to make a public apology, only to find that I have been blocked. Boy, did that hit me hard; I really felt bad.
But after a while, I realized that could only apologize and could not change her feelings. Over the last few months, many other bloggers have written about being honest with one's self, being kind, and being forgiving toward others. I also get many positive comments and replies to my comments, so I guess, I am not too bad.
I'm just a normal guy; not easily insulted, kind, forgiving, well trusted by others, hopefully funny, and a bit silly. Oh yea, and let's not forget, 'naked'.
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Back to being naked in blogland. Pic of boots and gloves.
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Posted:May 12, 2014 12:13 pm
Last Updated:May 12, 2014 3:00 pm
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I have been out of town, working in Miami, for a few days. It is nice to be back home and catching up on the blogs; I missed you all. I did not have time to login on the computer, and with my old phone, I could not do much. Oh yea, I broke my phone while in Miami, so I have a new phone and have been trying the camera. I hope you all like the pictures; I think my old phone took better pictures.
While working in Miami, I was working on a construction site that requires, steel toed shoes and hard hats; I mostly work in residential remodeling and repair, which is much more casual. I just thought I would show off my new work shoes and gloves; I left my hard hat at the construction site, so maybe I will include some pictures of that later, if anyone is interested. I will be working in Miami again this week and will get my HH back.
Anyway, it is good to be back where I can relax naked.
Here are couple of pics I took with the new phone while plyaing with the focus and settings.
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HNW- B&W swimsuit; yeah, right.
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Posted:Apr 30, 2014 7:13 pm
Last Updated:May 2, 2014 7:41 pm
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I decided to go swimming tonight. So, in the spirit of this week's HNW theme, I'll show everyone my black and white swimsuit.
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What a good day. Now if could only get a winning lotto ticket and get laid.
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Posted:Apr 26, 2014 8:49 pm
Last Updated:May 3, 2014 6:14 am
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After three weeks of stress, I finally had a pretty good day.
I know it is a long one, but after the physical and mental stress I have had lately, I feel a bit manic and I just wanted to share.
For the last three weeks, I have been bouncing back and forth between working days and nights; with a few naps in between. Anyway, my ass and my brain were whupped.
Many nights, I have been locked in buildings, setting up computer networks; then the days were taking care of kitchen remodels, chimney repairs (yes, there are chimneys in Florida), water heater replacements, window repairs, toilet repairs, door replacement, and et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Today, I slept in late; checked out some blogs; and got a text from my ex. I got some smiles from the blogs; answered my ex's text and got a "thank you" instead of "ASSHOLE". Then it was time for a nap.
Up from my nap; which, by the way, I had a pleasant erotic dream.
The sun was shining, with a nice breeze blowing.
The pool is warm enough for me to swim in without my balls going into hiding.
Traffic to and fro the store was pleasant; appearantly, the asshole drivers stayed home.
The first cart I grabbed, pushed straight and true; not one thing fell over in the cart. That will never happen again.
In the crowded store, I was able to navigate the isles without too much trouble; I only how to wait on 2 assholes blocking the isle, instead of 20.
Heading to the registers; I was flagged down by a younger, pesonable, and pretty cashier at the only open, unnoticed, register in the crowded store.
Spent allot less money than I expected; half the stuff I wanted, was on sale.
Got home and was able to catch up on some online tv programs.
Caught up on more blogs; now that the headaches and stress is gone, I can be my normal smart assed self again.
Watched some webcams. There were quite a few ladies on today with personality (I like it when they talk on cam) and pretty pussies. Boing!
Boy, what a good day; now if I awake tomorrow with the winni... DAMMIT!!!! I forgot to get the lottery ticket.
Oh well, it was still a good day.
P.S. I know I have a croocked smile and only one dimple; is that silly or what? What do you think?
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Glad to be in the air conditioning today.
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Posted:Apr 15, 2014 8:10 am
Last Updated:Apr 21, 2014 8:14 pm
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Everyone is complaining about winter, but you wouldn't know it down here.
I do not envy you Northerns, because I like the warmth of Florida, but enough was enough; with the heat and humidity from yesterday, I broke down and turned the air conditioner on.
Plus, I was soldering copper pipes yesterday and today; with the extra heat from the torch, it was nice to have air conditioning.
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Boobie Monday? I ain't got much, but here they are.
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Posted:Apr 14, 2014 6:43 am
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2014 9:18 am
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I was reading Addz post this morning, and enjoying her Monday boobies . Well, men have boobs too; they just aren't nearly as nice. Mine are so small, I don't even need a training bra, but here they are.
By the way, it is foggy this morning, so I am just going to work inside on some plumbing issues, hence, the toolbox, parts box, and copper pipe.
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I forgot how good naps are for the body and mind.
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Posted:Apr 12, 2014 2:37 pm
Last Updated:Apr 19, 2014 5:43 am
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I used to never take naps once I started school all those many decades ago; now I have rediscovered what I have been missing.
Now I understand why my ex used to take naps; she would be in a better mood after a nap (or a half carafe of wine). Thinking back on it now; I should have insisted she drink more wine and take more naps.
Oh well; at least I had my nap today and here is the proof. Well, not really proof, but this is the picture I took as I was laying down.
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