New & Improved here.
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Posted:Jan 21, 2015 6:46 am
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 8:20 am
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Hi all.
Hope you are well.
Just a quick note.
My friend had this profile first but now has found "THE ONE" after meeting people here.
He told me this is a fun site with genuine people he has met. So I thought hey I am now free and single again so why not have a little fun and see who I can meet on my new adventure.
So here is to hoping he was right.
Will talk to anybody and everybody who can handle the banter. But I am NOT GAY/BI. I travel all around the Midlands and Lancashire mostly due to my profession. On occasions I do get to travel abroad too. Mainly to places like Portugal. India. Spain. France. Belgium. Austria. And Italy. So I can speak a little of these languages. Yes my tongue can do wonders  .
Want to know more? Then bring on the banter  x
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EMULATE THE JAPANESE DESPITE THE TRAGEDY THEY FACED
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Posted:Mar 24, 2011 7:29 pm
Last Updated:Jul 24, 2011 8:55 pm
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1. THE CALM
Not a single visual of chest-beating or wild grief. Sorrow itself has been elevated.
2. THE DIGNITY
Disciplined queues for water and groceries. Not a rough word or a crude gesture.
3. THE ABILITY
The incredible architects, for instance. Buildings swayed but didn’t fall.
4. THE GRACE
People bought only what they needed for the present, so everybody could get something.
5. THE ORDER
No looting in shops. No honking and no overtaking on the roads. Just understanding.
6. THE SACRIFICE
Fifty workers stayed back to pump sea water in the N-reactors. How will they ever be repaid?
7. THE TENDERNESS
Restaurants cut prices. An unguarded ATM is left alone. The strong cared for the weak.
8. THE TRAINING
The old and the , everyone knew exactly what to do. And they did just that.
9. THE MEDIA
They showed magnificent restraint in the bulletins. No silly reporters. Only calm reportage.
10. THE CONSCIENCE
When the power went off in a store, people put things back on the shelves and left quietly
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HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN AND A MAN HAPPY
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Posted:Mar 24, 2011 7:27 pm
Last Updated:Jul 24, 2011 8:55 pm
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Sharing with you something that I came across - truth is unverified though partially experienced
To make a woman happy ..... A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO :
44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* Birthdays
* Anniversaries
* Arrangements she makes
&
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Just leave him to it
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GUYS STARE AT well-endowed BREASTS AND BE HEALTHIER !!
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Posted:Mar 24, 2011 7:19 pm
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2011 6:44 pm
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GUYS
STARE AT well-endowed BREASTS AND BE HEALTHIER!
MMMMMMMMMMMMM. It's not me but the Study Says Staring at Breasts Makes You Healthier..
Ladies,, listen up !
Men now have a new excuse for staring at your breasts, a good excuse!
A German study has found that men who stare at breasts regularly have lower blood pressure, a lower resting heart rate and fewer cardiovascular incidences, reports Mens News.
The study involved 500 men over a 5 year period of time. Half the men were instructed to avoid looking at breasts entirely over the five year period, while the others were told to enjoy the view daily. The results of the study led the researchers to conclude that men, especially those over 40 years of age, should be looking at women’s breasts at for least the recommended dose of 10 minute daily.
According to the New England Journal of Medicine, “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out” declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study !!!!!
MMMMMMMMM!~ Now Angels will you be kind enough to allow me to stare at ya beautiful breast at least for 10 mins a day! lololz
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Wet Dream Lyrics..........A Horny Song!!!!
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Posted:Mar 9, 2011 6:21 pm
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 8:20 am
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Male and Female vocals:
I watch you sleep your restless dream
I can hear you breath so close to me
Your naked skin arouses me, I can't help touching you, pleasing you
My fingers caresss your inner thighs, open your legs for me
Let me enter, let me be part of your dream
I'm gonna bring you up by hand, gonna make you sigh
Now open your altar of love
Female vocal: I'm washed upon a shore, I can feel the water tickling my pussy
I know this is a dream, but what I feel feels so real
I'm gonna warm you up, feel my fingers around your love-button
All part of the drugs you use
Someone is touching me but I don't wanna see who he is
His warm hands feel like flames warming up my desire
I'm gonna taste your juice, I'm your wet dream
I'm getting absofuckinglutely horny !
I open my eyes and see his head burried between my legs
I grab his hair and pull his face even closer into my crotch
Feel it, feel my tongue....
I feel it
Feel my tongue
I feel your wetness, it's dripping off my face...hot fluids
taste sweet on my lips
let's Adam and Eve it baby, here's a bit of hard for your bit of soft
I'm gonna roll you over, I'm gonna fuck ya !
I'm on my hands and knees now. I need it hard. I need it deep.
I'm steaming hot. I want it all.
I'm gonna make you come and come. I'm gonna give you juice for
jelly.
Gonna make you come, come to me baby.
Give it to me
This is real, honey.
(Big Orgasm)
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HELLLLPPPPPPPP MEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Posted:Mar 9, 2011 6:19 pm
Last Updated:Jul 24, 2011 8:56 pm
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People, i need help!!! Im still kind of new to this site but i just realized i have something called ''points'' What the hell are they for anyways? does anybody no??
Apparently i had 30 when i last logged in but now i have zero :S
I just read a email from A F F and they are saying i must get 300 points or more to stay active, if not they gonna either delete my profile or they gonna stop me from doing things!!!!
Can any1 help?? plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz help me, ive talked to some really nice people on here and it be a shame to leave now!!!
HELP ME!!!
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How To Impress......
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Posted:Mar 9, 2011 6:15 pm
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 8:20 am
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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, wine & dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her....
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked, with beer....
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Funny Cyber Chat
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Posted:Mar 9, 2011 6:13 pm
Last Updated:Jul 24, 2011 8:56 pm
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Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Wal-Mart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner. It's smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you! Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
Wellhung: My hands suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly...I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing you hard tool.
Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take of my panties!
Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you... ummm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking!
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit! I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me lover.
Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.
Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
Wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
Wellhung: Me too.
Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately our naked bodies pressing each other.
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses?
Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover!
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
Sweetheart: Mmmm, yes. Come on.
Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know...thing...in your... you know...woman's thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my \bass\b back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! screw me now!
Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around, an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my wiener is all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell! I'm logging off, you loser!
Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh nooooo!
Sweetheart: Bye!!!
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