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Funny Pussy On Mondays!
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Funny Pussy On Mondays!  Funny Pussy On Mondays!  A couple driving home hit and wounded a skunk on the road. The wife gets out and brings it back to the car. "We need to take it to a vet. Its shivering, it must be cold, what should I do?" she asks. Husband replies "Put it between your legs to keep it warm." "But it stinks!" she exclaims. "So hold its nose!"  Two men were talking about their wives. First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please." Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"  Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight. They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, the rabbits get to talking. "I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one. "I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second. "I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette." Funny Pussy On Mondays!  Become an Apollorising58 watcher! |
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3/18/2019 3:22 pm |
Lol.....good one!
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Happy Monday my friend love the jokes today thank you.. the first two especially were.. I hope you have a great week ahead.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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3/18/2019 1:10 pm |
I love the first one!
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3/18/2019 1:01 pm |
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