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Don't Look Ethel!  

thegreatjoebob 66M
204 posts
1/27/2019 2:23 pm
Don't Look Ethel!

And that girl I lost was an exhibitionist too... she loved nothing better than for someone to walk past us while she was blowing me in the front seat. It's truly amazing that we never got busted at Memorial Park or at Bay Area parks/parking lots. We were so stupid. But lucky.

I only got my dick in her 4 times in all those many years. I never pressed penetration,, being married and satisfied with the blowjob I never got at home. She would say, "Man, this sucker's hard " and "I wanna ride that thing". Can you imagine?

Of course, my wife said she was just a .
I said "so", at least she has a libido...

Well, she broke the tv remote throwing it at me, but the real story is that she never learned anything from it. What she should have learned was that I was not going to fight her for sex.

And so, here I am on HotMatch.com , shopping for a keen chick with an eye for the classics.

TrucknLuvn 59M/41F  
1622 posts
1/28/2019 4:30 am

 Oh yes, they call him the streak! Wee!
(Boggity, boggity)
♡Jess: The Trucker Babe

♡♡♡

Want more? Be sure to check out my blog: TrucknLuvn!


thegreatjoebob 66M
193 posts
4/10/2019 2:28 pm

 So this one chick member tells of how she cavorts about in the altogether. That got me to examining my own self, which I found pale white and a tad chalky.

So I'm power washing what will be my Love Shack. The spray is misting over my body as I work the overhead. The hose is vibrating across my exposed manhood in that special way as I work up and down the ladder. Constantly looking down the drive in case someone should show up unexpectedly.

I got as much done as I wanted to do, and stopped for lunch. 5 minutes later Larry the Cable Guy rolls up unannounced. I would have been so mortified...

Yes, I'm trying to get over my shyness.


thegreatjoebob 66M
193 posts
6/29/2019 2:25 pm

 Hard to believe I've been on for half a year and haven't got as much as a lunch date from a woman. Tons of contacts from the fellas and the crossover folks though...

I've decided I just must be ugly, and how I might be more successful if I held up a fistful of cash...And a paper bag.


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