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Blogs > HoHowdy > Funny is Sexy, Sexy is Fun

Yeah, Your Ass Is Grass!  

HoHowdy 62M
564 posts
3/3/2019 7:17 pm
Yeah, Your Ass Is Grass!
Don't do anything to make that first date go south. You might regret it.



HoHowdy 62M
1279 posts
3/3/2019 7:18 pm

 I'm assuming a Badger on your balls would be just as bad.


AliOrbit 67F
624 posts
3/3/2019 8:05 pm

 Your ass is grass and your dad's the lawnmower. A friend of mine used to say that.


HoHowdy replies on 3/3/2019 8:32 pm:
I love the old time sayings, my favorite is "assholes and elbows" which in the farm community meant you were bent over working your butt off.

Mrmster90 35M
Ask me for a photo

3/3/2019 8:22 pm

 haha


HoHowdy replies on 3/3/2019 8:33 pm:
Glad you enjoyed it.

Sprinter100000 46M
37 posts
3/3/2019 11:09 pm

 Very humorous


HoHowdy replies on 3/4/2019 10:02 am:
Glad to be of service.

HAMONMAN 64M
13128 posts
3/3/2019 11:11 pm
    Quoting HoHowdy:
    I'm assuming a Badger on your balls would be just as bad.
or piranha mittens


HoHowdy replies on 3/4/2019 10:03 am:
Never considered Piranhas, that could be ugly too.

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