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Start the day with a smile
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Start the day with a smile A 19-year-old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, and crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl cries and says she only dated the father for a few weeks. She picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your for the rest of her life." "Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, two retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?" At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him in a serious voice: "You go out on another date". |
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1/3/2019 4:36 am |
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1/3/2019 5:16 am |
lol that's a wonderful way to start my morning good one thanks!
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1/3/2019 5:27 am |
A good way to start the day
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1/3/2019 6:29 am |
hahahaaa, nice, good joke man,
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