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You Have to Wash Your Balls... Once In A While 😊  

Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/29/2020 4:28 pm

    Quoting secret_lade:
    My ex-husband loves golf... Now I know why.
I guess he liked to play with balls.
Golf isn't a sport - it's a mindset.
I'm sure you have your escape? Don't you? ðŸĪ”


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/29/2020 4:32 pm

    Quoting  :

So... I owe you a coffee ☕... lol 😂
No worries... 😊
Golf is an analogy for life... if you think about it.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/29/2020 4:34 pm

    Quoting WyoCowboy7751:
    My Driver is Very lonely and would Luv too get out and make a, "Hole in One."
Sounds like a plan. Right?
Go for it and thanks for popping in. 👍


sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 posts
4/29/2020 7:41 pm

Just like life, in golf 🏌ïļ , a few inches can make a huge difference 😊.


scoupe42 60M

4/29/2020 8:42 pm

Now that's funny!


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/30/2020 5:46 am

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Just like life, in golf 🏌ïļ , a few inches can make a huge difference 😊.
lol... 😂 Reeeleee... I thought size didn't matter? Or does it? ðŸĪ”
Or are you talking about length... of the putter?


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/30/2020 5:52 am

Keep your putter safe! 👍 😊


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/30/2020 5:53 am

    Quoting  :

Not what you expected? ðŸĪ” Keep your putter protected! 👍


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/30/2020 5:55 am

    Quoting  :

I used to be an avid golfer but I got bored with six hour rounds of golf â›ģ
Back in the day, I'd be first off the tee and play a round in under three. Now THAT, was funny fun! 👍
So... I'd play around with you! lol 😂 ðŸ˜Ū
Yep I meant play a round... 😊


BeccaLuvs 61F
20895 posts
4/30/2020 9:02 am

Big grin - guess there are many similarities between sex and golf Paul! Guess we're all in the same boat as regards having to watch many, many re-runs at the mo!

..... And always 'hold onto all those sexy thoughts'!
(Remember if you feel like taking part in some sexy fun then click here!) Come on Some Sketch Fun
And Now How About 39Me39 Watching 39You39 If you39d like that Please Comment - So if you would like - click here as well!


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/30/2020 11:25 am

    Quoting BeccaLuvs:
    Big grin - guess there are many similarities between sex and golf Paul! Guess we're all in the same boat as regards having to watch many, many re-runs at the mo!
I find classic (previously played) golf on tv just mind numbing enough - that I can multitask and do other things at the same time.
Is there a program you've rediscovered in all this 'enclosure'? Then again... where you live? I'd rather be outdoors. Which is what I try to do over here in that it's spring and all. ðŸŒđ 🍷 🍷 😎


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
4/30/2020 11:46 am

>>It is SO, totally frustrating when it goes in the rough.
Oh... you were talking about golf â›ģ, right?
I wonder... What if one person is good at sex - and the other isn't.
Can you still say both people would enjoy it? ðŸĪ” 🍷🍷

I'll be honest, I haven't had a lot of experiences of being able to communicate effectively. Very typical would be for me to ask, "Could you lighten up your touch there?" and the person does, but within a few minutes they forget and go back to their usual habits.

As for whether *I* am coachable - I'd like to think so, but you'd have to ask my past partners, lol. I can share one testimonial, which is that one person who didn't think he particularly enjoyed blowjobs, decided that actually he did.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/30/2020 3:52 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    >>It is SO, totally frustrating when it goes in the rough.
    Oh... you were talking about golf â›ģ, right?
    I wonder... What if one person is good at sex - and the other isn't.
    Can you still say both people would enjoy it? ðŸĪ” 🍷🍷

    I'll be honest, I haven't had a lot of experiences of being able to communicate effectively. Very typical would be for me to ask, "Could you lighten up your touch there?" and the person does, but within a few minutes they forget and go back to their usual habits.

    As for whether *I* am coachable - I'd like to think so, but you'd have to ask my past partners, lol. I can share one testimonial, which is that one person who didn't think he particularly enjoyed blowjobs, decided that actually he did.
lol 😂 True... about habits - they might be tough to break ; for some.
Hey... if you're a good listener ; then you're coachable. 😊❗
Now about that BJ? ðŸĪ” lol 😂
Oh well... I imagine I'll never know but I'll take your word for it. 🍷 🍷 😎 💕


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/30/2020 9:10 pm

    Quoting  :

It is, isn't it? ðŸĪ” lol... 😂
Hey... Thanks for dropping by. Pop in any time. 👍


sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 posts
5/1/2020 5:01 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    lol... 😂 Reeeleee... I thought size didn't matter? Or does it? ðŸĪ”
    Or are you talking about length... of the putter?
Size? Length? Irrelevant if the user doesn’t know what they are doing 😉


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
5/1/2020 6:40 am

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Size? Length? Irrelevant if the user doesn’t know what they are doing 😉
Hmmm... Makes sense.
And what if he doesn't... know EXACTLY, what to do? Are you patient enough to give lessons? ðŸĪ”
You know... EVERY great golfer 🏌ïļ - took a lesson. They weren't born with the knowledge of how to use a club. 😊


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
5/2/2020 12:19 am

    Quoting  :

Among sports ; I'd say golf lends itself to sexual innuendo, the easiest.
As far as relaxing hobbies go - if it were so long to play, it would be on my list.
Are you a golfer?
Thanks for popping in. Drop by any time. 👍


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
5/3/2020 4:50 pm

This is a test of my bling, which I never use...

ok 👌 Test over...


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
5/10/2020 7:27 am

    Quoting WyoCowboy7751:
    My Driver is Very lonely and would Luv too get out and make a, "Hole in One."
That certainly sounds like a plan ! Go for it !!!


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