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Ever Share a Pizza... With A Naked Cowgirl? ðŸĪ”  

Paulxx001 67M
8703 posts
5/2/2019 2:09 pm

Last Read:
5/6/2019 10:48 pm

Ever Share a Pizza... With A Naked Cowgirl? ðŸĪ”

Note : A F F is deleting words in the text. Please be patient.

It's "Throwback Thursday", right? I wrote this an hour ago. I hope this counts. Hey... I just got back from a week in the boonies... good to see y'all!

Lisa held Bobby's hand, as they walked across the gravel parking lot. They crunched quick rhythms, with their boots. Dim yellow cabin lights, barely cast shadows, across grey wicket chairs, as they sat... in front of, weathered... brown doors. Crickets chimed their progress... as they both stopped. She let go of his hand and flipped her long, blonde hair, to to the side. She watched, smiling. He unlocked the door, flung it open and grinned back at her.

"It's like that same dive, we stayed at last time," Bobby proudly announced to her, laughing.

Lisa walked in, paused and looked around.

The walls, were nailed with cheap, pine boards. The floor, was covered in a worn out, maroon carpet. You could tell... where people liked to walk. The double bed, had a faded blanket thrown over it; it's floral motif, had seen better days. Facing the bed, was a framed print, of an oak tree, in a meadow. And bolted to the dresser, with a thick steel chain... was a bulky - 'RCA Color TV'.

"Who would want to steal that," she laughed. "Feels like I'm back, in the eighties," Lisa giggled.

She turned to him and kissed him. Then pushed herself from his grasp. Hurriedly, she flung her cowboy boots off her feet, up in the air and to the floor. She unbuttoned her plaid shirt and threw it onto the bed. Her jeans were halfway down to her knees, before she'd even reached, the bathroom door. She pulled those jeans down to her ankles and with a flick of her hand, dropped them over a chair, right next to the lamp.

Bobby, walked toward the phone, on the dresser.

Lisa, walked into the bathroom and flipped on the light.

The lime green walls and ceiling and floor... made her squint. She pulled off her lace bra... and two, perfectly shaped, perky breasts... were released. She pulled open the shower curtain. She could hear Bobby, already ordering, the pizza. 

"Hey Lisa... You want a Coke or a '7 Up' ?"

"I don't care Bobby. Coke, I guess."

She peeled off, her white panties and put them on the counter, next to the sink. Then kneeling on the floor, she opened the faucet and watched, as the water poured... into that old, green tub.

Her satin smooth, moon shaped ass, pointed towards the ceiling, as she leaned forward... to check the water temperature. Tiny pink folds of her pussy, poked through that small space, between her thighs. And her little bum hole, wiggled a bit, as she turned the faucets... this way... and that. This delicious view, was much appreciated, by Bobby, who stood there, naked... right been behind her. His cock was already... starting to grow.

"Hey babe. Come here. Give me a kiss," he spoke.

Before he could catch her, she'd stepped into the tub and faced him... smiling coyly.

"I'm dirty and stinky Bobby. Come here and wash me. I need your help. There's some spots... I just can't reach.

Bobby looked at Lisa and smiled. Damm she was hot! "That fucking pizza guy, better not rush over here," he thought. "Lisa looks real dirty... Yeah... she's gonna need... a lotta cleaning up."


(I wonder what happens? Lazy writer!) ..
...........................................
So...
Do you like to take a shower or are you more of a bath person?
What's for dinner tonight?

Note : A F F is deleting words in the text. Please be patient. ..
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Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
5/2/2019 2:10 pm

Dinner tonight? Probably leftovers. I made breaded chicken breasts. So I'll have that with some rice, carrots and a salad... I guess. ðŸĪ”


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
5/2/2019 2:17 pm

That's a quickie hot read this afternoon, you know I am more of a hot tub sex kind of person. But if I have to choose the shower or bathtub water sports I choose this.. Enjoy the rest of your day..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


benard69 66M/66F  

5/2/2019 2:45 pm

Can't beat a good pizza while in the shower....lol


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
5/2/2019 2:59 pm

I'm a shower guy. I can't recall the last time I took a bath...🛀 Showers are quick! ðŸšŋ⌚😉


sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 posts
5/2/2019 3:09 pm

Showering ðŸšŋor being in any other water, i.e, bath 🛀 hot tub, pool 🏊‍♀ïļ ocean 🌊 with a partner usually leads to all kinds of sensual and erotic fun. On my own, a shower is quick and convenient.
Dinner tonight? Chicken with potatoes, carrots and corn.


mc_justmc 63M

5/2/2019 4:22 pm

Showers, baths are for when something hurts and needs to soak
I knew a woman that called baths "butt soup".


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
5/2/2019 5:47 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Showering ðŸšŋor being in any other water, i.e, bath 🛀 hot tub, pool 🏊‍♀ïļ ocean 🌊 with a partner usually leads to all kinds of sensual and erotic fun. On my own, a shower is quick and convenient.
    Dinner tonight? Chicken with potatoes, carrots and corn.
Really? Kool... I love carrots... and chicken and water.... and partners...
Did you mean... lovers? I've had partners before... and they sucked at golf. ðŸĪ”
Do you like those bubbles, in those hot tubs? ðŸ”Ĩ


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
5/2/2019 5:55 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Showers, baths are for when something hurts and needs to soak
    I knew a woman that called baths "butt soup".
Showers... True.
Butt soup... Eeee... now I'm thinking I'll never take another bath. What about all those baths I used to take with my brother jammed in there with me?
I guess... at the age of 5 you really don't know better? Right? hey... 👍


scoupe42 60M

5/2/2019 6:10 pm

Dude, you got a talent for writing a short story. Good work!


2trythis 60F
5109 posts
5/2/2019 6:38 pm

I enjoy soaking in a hot bath, bubble bath is a bonus.

I prefer to shave my legs in the tub then stand up and turn on the shower.

Dinner was pork roast cooked with potatoes, carrots, and onions.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
5/2/2019 8:49 pm

    Quoting scoupe42:
    Dude, you got a talent for writing a short story. Good work!
Thanks for stopping by. I'd offer you a beer... if this was a, real place. Take care... 👍


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
5/2/2019 8:54 pm

    Quoting  :

Is that place tacky or what? Have you ever been in shady, grimy places like that?
I've cringed... just walking on the carpet.
Pizza in small towns is a crap shoot... isn't it? Hey girl.. Good to see you. 👍😘
Beef stroganoff? Wow... That's a nice bite! Your recipe? 👍😊


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
5/2/2019 9:00 pm

    Quoting 2trythis:
    I enjoy soaking in a hot bath, bubble bath is a bonus.

    I prefer to shave my legs in the tub then stand up and turn on the shower.

    Dinner was pork roast cooked with potatoes, carrots, and onions.
Ooooo.. bubbles are good. Then you stand up and shower. Kool. R u wrinkly like a prune? 😊
As a kid, in the tub... I was always amazed at how my fingers and toes would crinkle up.
I should tell you a story.. but now's not the time. 😊
That's quite the meal. Wow! I love that type of meal. Is that a regular mid week meal for you? ðŸĪ”👧


sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 posts
5/2/2019 11:29 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Really? Kool... I love carrots... and chicken and water.... and partners...
    Did you mean... lovers? I've had partners before... and they sucked at golf. ðŸĪ”
    Do you like those bubbles, in those hot tubs? ðŸ”Ĩ
I like bubbles in hot tubs, bubble baths 🛀 and champagne ðŸĨ‚ Weren’t you supposed to write a story about hot tub fun with a naughty neighbour?


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
5/3/2019 7:11 am

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    I like bubbles in hot tubs, bubble baths 🛀 and champagne ðŸĨ‚ Weren’t you supposed to write a story about hot tub fun with a naughty neighbour?
Bubbles are good! 👍
True... I was.. I have a bunch of stuff that I've completely forgotten about. Im sure there are a few more that I've forgotten. Thanks for the reminder. 👍


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
5/3/2019 7:13 am

    Quoting  :

I love pizza.... bacon... Onions... all the other stuff. Now I'm hungry and it's not even lunch time. 😭⌚😂


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
5/3/2019 7:14 am

    Quoting  :

Oooooo.... sharing a bath. Now that's a great idea. Just need to find a partner. 🛀ðŸĪ”


pollly_anna 60F  
697 posts
5/3/2019 10:21 am

Bath lady,,,,,bath bombs. or bubble bath or Epson salts or oil bath........ music and a good book.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
5/3/2019 10:42 am

    Quoting pollly_anna:
    Bath lady,,,,,bath bombs. or bubble bath or Epson salts or oil bath........ music and a good book.
That sounds very relaxing and peaceful. Did you ever fall asleep in there? ðŸĪ”
But I'll bet you're very... very... clean, right?


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
5/3/2019 8:56 pm

    Quoting  :

Caramelizing.. is my new favorite (old forgotten), way of cooking. What a great, combination.
My latest.... is to caramelize 3 pounds of onions as soon as I buy them. Such a great addition, to anything? Right ? I really like, your combo.
Hmmm.... 😊😘
I guess, as a guy... I don't soak much. Although.... if there was room for me.... I'd give it a shot. I'd take, the faucet side. ðŸ˜ķ
Do you come out, wrinkly? ðŸ˜ąðŸ˜


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
5/4/2019 6:19 am

    Quoting benard69:
    Can't beat a good pizza while in the shower....lol
It does sound like a messy option, doesn't it? lol... 😁
Drop by any time. 👍


backpocket13 50M
9007 posts
5/4/2019 6:19 am

Hey Paul,
........I’m 6’5” so most tubs are a bad joke for me, so I’ve always been a hot shower kind of guy,.......Regardless, wanted to get over here and Personally thank You for sticking up for me on that assclowns blog post, it didn’t go unnoticed,.......I owe you one my friend,..........
Sinfully Yours, backpocket13


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
5/4/2019 7:45 am

    Quoting backpocket13:
    Hey Paul,
    ........I’m 6’5” so most tubs are a bad joke for me, so I’ve always been a hot shower kind of guy,.......Regardless, wanted to get over here and Personally thank You for sticking up for me on that assclowns blog post, it didn’t go unnoticed,.......I owe you one my friend,..........
    Sinfully Yours, backpocket13
No worries. It's all good. I don't understand some of the stuff, that goes on here. Live... and let live. It seems simple enough.... no? 👍


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
5/4/2019 7:50 am

    Quoting  :

Sadder to leave the tub... lol ðŸ˜ąðŸ›€
When I was a member at the club I'd use their whirlpool bath all the time. It was HUGE. I guess if I had a big tub, like that... I'd use it more often.
Ya never wanted him there? 😔
So sad, for him.


pollly_anna 60F  
697 posts
5/4/2019 10:23 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    That sounds very relaxing and peaceful. Did you ever fall asleep in there? ðŸĪ”
    But I'll bet you're very... very... clean, right?
yes of course I've fallen asleep. when one soaks in a soaker tub for 2 hrs. its inevitable .


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
5/4/2019 10:36 am

    Quoting pollly_anna:
    yes of course I've fallen asleep. when one soaks in a soaker tub for 2 hrs. its inevitable .
Wow... That's a lot of soaking. You must have looked like a prune? lol ðŸ˜ąðŸ˜


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
5/4/2019 6:57 pm

    Quoting  :

Eeeeee.... Oooooo... Hmmmmm... lol Oki doki. ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ŠðŸ˜ą


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
5/4/2019 9:36 pm

    Quoting  :

Eeee... Ooooo... That's not good. ðŸ˜ą That's not good at all. Did you ever find out which porn channel he was on. ðŸĪ”
Just Kidding... 😂
I think I know. ðŸ˜ķ


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
5/4/2019 9:43 pm

    Quoting  :

There's not much you can do with that....
can you....? ðŸĪ”


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
5/5/2019 2:57 am

    Quoting  :

You're lucky you had a place to go to. 🍀😉


SeaGirlFL 60F
9220 posts
5/5/2019 5:07 pm

Shower. Baths occasionally, but I can never sit still that long, lol.

Dinner tonight was a salad. It was delicious!

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
5/5/2019 7:54 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    Shower. Baths occasionally, but I can never sit still that long, lol.

    Dinner tonight was a salad. It was delicious!
No... I cannot imagine, you would... sit still.
You'd need a diversion. ðŸĪ” Or exercise...
You're funny... 😁😘
So? What does that 'mother ship', say about that June visit?
Salads.. are good! I love... salads. So green! 💚


SeaGirlFL 60F
9220 posts
5/6/2019 6:12 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    No... I cannot imagine, you would... sit still.
    You'd need a diversion. ðŸĪ” Or exercise...
    You're funny... 😁😘
    So? What does that 'mother ship', say about that June visit?
    Salads.. are good! I love... salads. So green! 💚
Lol. I always need to have my hands busy...

Ha. A diversion during a bath would mean it wouldn't just be a "soak" in the tub, lol.

No news yet on the June visit. Hopefully, I will hear more this week.

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
5/6/2019 10:48 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    Lol. I always need to have my hands busy...

    Ha. A diversion during a bath would mean it wouldn't just be a "soak" in the tub, lol.

    No news yet on the June visit. Hopefully, I will hear more this week.
Yep... I noticed that you have all these hands on, hobbies.
I'm just gonna wait for your story. Will it snap my head? Eeeeee.... ðŸ˜ąðŸ˜‰


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