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The Physics of Copulation... and Why It Fucking Works  

Paulxx001 67M
8732 posts
4/29/2019 1:13 am

Last Read:
10/1/2019 8:01 pm

The Physics of Copulation... and Why It Fucking Works

Note : A F F is deleting words in the text. Please be patient.

Happy new day! *FrankeeZee here... again. Paul is not answering his phone and the texts I'm sending him, are being returned, 'undeliverable'. And that's ok... I'm a trained professional. I'll manage this blog for him. I think...

Ever come up with a great blog idea and then, reverse engineer it? That is, write something that fits the title, you had? That's just, what I tried to do, with my blog title here and... I fucked up.

There's nothing, that I could find on the net, that would explain, the physics of fucking. There's an erect penis... right? Then there's usually, a moist and willing vagina... Put rigid, round device 'A' into wet slot 'B'... that's the most I found. No theories, angles, formulas or physics of any kind. Oh... I did find a diagram. That's for those of you, who might be fuzzy, about the whole process; given that it's been a while. Anyway, I did find something else - about 'reverse engineering'. Listen to this...

Ever hear of this guy - Gary Vaynerchuk? Neither did I, before I had read an article about him in, 'Business Insider'. By the age of '35', he had become a multi millionnaire. Today he has a net worth of '$167 M'. That's not, a huge amount, but it's about '167' million dollars, more than me. You know what he attributes his success to? Reverse engineering!

When I say 'reverse engineer', I mean the following. He suggests we all, go back, step by step... from that 'big dream', we all have - to this, very, moment, in time! And... we figure out what the steps are - moving backwards. How we get there and what we need to do. Sounds simple enough, right? He took his father's '3 million dollar', a year wine store and turned it into a '$60 million' per year venture; amongst other things, that he's really... really... proud of.

I don't have a father, who owns a three million dollar a year business. Do you? I also won't get back... the six minutes that it took me, to read that article. I've just saved you six minutes of your life. You're welcome!

Reverse engineering, is the process, by which a man-made object is deconstructed to reveal its designs, architecture and to extract knowledge, from the object.

Can we extract any useful knowledge from this blog up untill now? I don't... fucking know. I do know this... today is another day and another day is good!

There you go. Another blog in the books and no one was hurt. I told you I'd make it through, till the end.

Is it possible to reverse, any negative effects of this blog?

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So...
Stupid question time...
What do you think about misleading, book, magazine article, or blog titles?
What did you have for breakfast?
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*FrankeeZee is a member and top blogger, of ™FOGCAF - Friends Of Good Clean Adulterous Fun

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Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/29/2019 1:13 am

Well... I don't know how Paul thinks.... but personally... I have no scruples. And I did, put in a diagram of a penis, entering a vagina, so shouldn't that satisfy the needy?
I'm always drawn to articles with an interesting title Sometimes they live up to their billing. Sometimes not. If it's still interesting, then I'm ok with that.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/29/2019 1:14 am

Breakfast? Alpha Bits... I haven't had it in years. But it was on special and I thought "Hey, ya know? For a couple of bucks, I'll try it again." I don't think that it's the healthiest food group to eat. But once in a while, I guess it's all right. I spelled the word "pop"(in my bowl), and a few others.


sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 posts
4/29/2019 3:42 am

Misleading titles are annoying. Rarely, I have been pleasantly surprised and encouraged to continue reading.
Breakfast varies depending on my mood. Today, it’s going to be yogurt, whole wheat toast with three-fruit marmalade and black tea.


scoupe42 60M

4/29/2019 4:34 am

You have very interesting blog! W\You have a way to captivate your audiences!


Naughtypursuit 56F  
2766 posts
4/29/2019 4:35 am

Phew thank you for the sex diagram. Nice to know I have been doing it right. Thought I might have to reverse engineer it. I often deal in reverse engineering but it is to figure out what went wrong and so far I havent made $167 million off it.

Breakfast is coffee, smoothie and a big glass of water.

Hopefully Paul hasn't been affected by the flooding.


Pleasureinc 60M  
2200 posts
4/29/2019 5:35 am

Gee; and I thought I would read about hardness-softness, mass, momentum, thrusting, inertia and lubrication!


2trythis 60F
5109 posts
4/29/2019 8:00 am

When I first saw reverse engineering my brain went to reverse cowgirl. LOL Guess that shows where my brain is at at the moment.

I usually write the blog first then try to come up with an indirect title. It doesn't always work that way, but it's my preference.

This morning I was too busy trying to finish up some last minute things before a deadline so it was just a quick frozen waffle. Not great but at least it will sustain me for a bit. So did you drink the milk after you ate the cereal?


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/29/2019 8:15 am

    Quoting  :

Yes! You do like to play, don't you? I've noticed that.
i can do peanut butter, on anything. There's something universal about it. I can think of other places and things, to spread it on. You're probably too shy to say, but have you ever tried, those other places?
One rhymes with the word "dock".


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/29/2019 8:27 am

    Quoting  :

Nonne hic est titulus vobis?

I worry little about carbs. What's in a name?
Rather than that stuff (Torani coffee syrup), you might consider maple syrup, as a healthier option. I can send you a couple of cases, if you'd like. Not for free, of course.
"At THIS age nothing is exciting" ?

Age quod status mentis.
Come over here, I'll show you what I mean!


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/29/2019 8:32 am

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Misleading titles are annoying. Rarely, I have been pleasantly surprised and encouraged to continue reading.
    Breakfast varies depending on my mood. Today, it’s going to be yogurt, whole wheat toast with three-fruit marmalade and black tea.
Well you read this blog, didn't you?
Unless you're one of those "Paul groupies" ?
Somehow I didn't picture you as a "marmalade girl" . I'll bet, you just bought it on 'special' or something?


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/29/2019 8:42 am

    Quoting  :

Based on some of the stuff I've read from your blog ... "fuzzy" would not be an appropriate adjective for you. "Dizzy"... from all the ugh... all the "activity", in your active life ...? Yes - THAT, I believe is more likely! No?
Bacon and eggs is a great choice. You have a fast metabolism, don't you?
So you'll be smelling rosy, this morning.
Will you be posting naked pics of yourself (on your blog) , as you take a shower afterwards?

I'd be on THAT, like toast on jam!


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/29/2019 8:52 am

    Quoting scoupe42:
    You have very interesting blog! W\You have a way to captivate your audiences!
Thank you for the compliment.
I can tell you that most of THAT effect, is accomplished through over the counter drugs, lack of sleep and a healthy dose of - "I am just amusing myself."
Ever notice how lack of sleep, affects your creative process?
Give it a try.


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
4/29/2019 8:55 am

So many titles can be misleading, some for me can be worth reading when other times not so much. It's those EYE CATCHING TITLES that lure me in. And no breakfast yet today as I am still deciding what I want to make. I hope Paul is well and you too FrankieZee thanks for another amazing read, and I hope you both have a great week ahead..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/29/2019 9:00 am

    Quoting Naughtypursuit:
    Phew thank you for the sex diagram. Nice to know I have been doing it right. Thought I might have to reverse engineer it. I often deal in reverse engineering but it is to figure out what went wrong and so far I havent made $167 million off it.

    Breakfast is coffee, smoothie and a big glass of water.

    Hopefully Paul hasn't been affected by the flooding.
You're doing it right?
I have a visual.... thanks!
Reverse engineer to see what went wrong? Now THAT sounds interesting and worthy of elaboration. Can you? I'm interested.
Well water is good... Are you a "drink from the tap" girl?
Ya know... Paul lives, right in the middle, of all that flooding stuff. I'll be looking for him on the news, tonight.
That would explain things, wouldn't it?


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/29/2019 9:06 am

    Quoting  :

You get an early start to your day, don't you?
What better way, than to peruse a sex site for the latest news! I watch my morning Local TV station for that.

I was hopeful that the diagram would be of help to some. I'm sure it hasn't been that long for you. I know some women who are hot for guys in MT. Should I push them towards your profile?


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/29/2019 9:10 am

    Quoting Pleasureinc:
    Gee; and I thought I would read about hardness-softness, mass, momentum, thrusting, inertia and lubrication!
... AND... coefficients of friction.
Yes... perhaps I didn't research this thoroughly enough.
I coulda used your help. Damn... Are you available for future consultations on other topics ?


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/29/2019 9:19 am

    Quoting 2trythis:
    When I first saw reverse engineering my brain went to reverse cowgirl. LOL Guess that shows where my brain is at at the moment.

    I usually write the blog first then try to come up with an indirect title. It doesn't always work that way, but it's my preference.

    This morning I was too busy trying to finish up some last minute things before a deadline so it was just a quick frozen waffle. Not great but at least it will sustain me for a bit. So did you drink the milk after you ate the cereal?
Reverse Cowgirl? Wow...! I'm probably going to have that visual stuck in my brain for a while.
Hmmm.. Do you like THAT positon?
True about finding a good title, right?
That's why I went for the title first, on this post.

You know cereal, don't you?
I also had a box of Rice Krispies lying about ... so I filled up that (overly sweet) left over milk, with some of those bland rice thingies. It worked!
Ever do that?


SeaGirlFL 60F
9220 posts
4/29/2019 9:25 am

Pancakes for breakfast. It is, after all, a Monday...and why not have pancakes?

I like to use intriguing titles...never truly misleading but perhaps with a double meaning in there. My favorite is to find an obscure movie quote that relates to the topic. Rarely does anyone catch on to those, though.

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/29/2019 9:27 am

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    So many titles can be misleading, some for me can be worth reading when other times not so much. It's those EYE CATCHING TITLES that lure me in. And no breakfast yet today as I am still deciding what I want to make. I hope Paul is well and you too FrankieZee thanks for another amazing read, and I hope you both have a great week ahead..
They can be misleading, aren't they?
Well.. it's later... have you decided yet?
Paul told me that I should be nice to you. So.. ugh... I'll just compliment you, on some of your blog tales. They are quite descriptive and ummm.. detailed.
Are they culled from personal experience? I'll bet that you didn't need that diagram, did you?

Paul better show up soon. He promised me a good meal at the end of this. Have you ever tried his meatloaf?


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/29/2019 9:31 am

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    Pancakes for breakfast. It is, after all, a Monday...and why not have pancakes?

    I like to use intriguing titles...never truly misleading but perhaps with a double meaning in there. My favorite is to find an obscure movie quote that relates to the topic. Rarely does anyone catch on to those, though.
Pancakes are a great idea and easy to make. Do you ever use those brown Bananas and make banana pancakes?
Paul makes them. Great with maple syrup.
Now that you've shared your trick... I'm going to have to go back there and reread some of your titles.
Are there any in particular that you're proud of, or should I just stumble about and guess?
Hmmm.. movie titles... Are you a movie fan?


backpocket13 50M
9007 posts
4/29/2019 12:08 pm

Hey Paul,
.........The Only Thing that I Trust anymore is Word on the Street that’s always Solid,.........A rumor’s not a rumor and all that,..........
Sinfully Yours, backpocket13


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/29/2019 12:17 pm

    Quoting backpocket13:
    Hey Paul,
    .........The Only Thing that I Trust anymore is Word on the Street that’s always Solid,.........A rumor’s not a rumor and all that,..........
    Sinfully Yours, backpocket13
Yeah. I should get down to street level more often. Sitting in a car... well, the only thing I hear, is that song I've heard... 20 times today already.


2trythis 60F
5109 posts
4/29/2019 1:27 pm

You know cereal, don't you?
I also had a box of Rice Krispies lying about ... so I filled up that (overly sweet) left over milk, with some of those bland rice thingies. It worked!
Ever do that?

Afraid that I'm a cereal milk snob, or purist. I don't like to mix cereal's even if it's just using the remaining (overly sweet!!!) milk. Thanks.


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
4/29/2019 2:01 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    They can be misleading, aren't they?
    Well.. it's later... have you decided yet?
    Paul told me that I should be nice to you. So.. ugh... I'll just compliment you, on some of your blog tales. They are quite descriptive and ummm.. detailed.
    Are they culled from personal experience? I'll bet that you didn't need that diagram, did you?

    Paul better show up soon. He promised me a good meal at the end of this. Have you ever tried his meatloaf?
So Paul told you that you should be nice to me interesting. And thank you so much but I am the kind of person that likes honesty and forthcoming because if you can dish it so can I so you better be able to take it.. I hope Paul shows up soon and you get that great dinner he promised you. And no I haven't tried his meatloaf, but I would love to try his pineapple slushies..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 posts
4/29/2019 2:09 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Well you read this blog, didn't you?
    Unless you're one of those "Paul groupies" ?
    Somehow I didn't picture you as a "marmalade girl" . I'll bet, you just bought it on 'special' or something?
The title caught my eye. I kept reading as the subject of reverse engineering is something I am familiar with, having used it in various technology and process design projects. Paul has groupies or is that your word for blog watcher? Marmalade reminds me of my Great-grandmother.


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