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What The Frock.... Is Your Fricken Problem?.... ๐Ÿ˜ฑ... 5  

Paulxx001 67M
8732 posts
4/12/2019 4:42 pm

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What The Frock.... Is Your Fricken Problem?.... ๐Ÿ˜ฑ... 5

A F F is still deleting words in t.he te.xt here . Please be patient.

Hello everyone. It's Friday and this regular feature of mine is back. Complaining never helps, right? Although, it's a proven scientific fact ; you'll have better sex and a bigger erection, if you're less stressed. I don't know. Is it true? Relieve some of your stress here. Go ahead and vent. I a.m ready, to listen.

Did anyone get 'frozen out' , of their own blog page, by t.hat, A F F boo boo today? ๐Ÿ˜™
Seriously... this blog land, is such a cluster fuck of ineptitude.

So last week here (if you recall), I decided to serve y'all, those mini pizzas. Turns out, t.hat can, of tomato sauce I used, expired in 2016. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Who the fuck knew? Did anyone get sick? I didn't. Maybe... my stomach, is used to my own cooking.

I realized, perhaps... I should check out the rest of my fridge and pantry, for expired food. I have a HUGE side-by - side fridge; yeah... it's o.ld. I haven't dug into the back of it, in y.ears- ever since the left. ๐Ÿค”

Holy shit! I found a jar of seafood sauce... dated 2015. When I opened it, the stuff was green and it was moving. I wasn't going to try i.t. Then... I went into my pantry; canned beans from 2018, corn from 2017, tuna from Sept. 2018. Bottom line is .... I should be paying closer attention, to the expiration dates in my kitchen.

Or should I? I mean... It's in a sealed can. It's air tight. Don't they last forever? Is this just a scam?

I a.m going to go and give those canned food items, a shot . I'll let you know how things turn out. If I.m not posting blogs, by Tuesday or Wednesday... someone, c.all ... 9 1 1.

So... What's been going on with you people? Anyone get laid, recently?

Bring it on... I a.m listening!
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So...
ยฐ Whatย the frock is your problem?
ยฐ If you have nothing to complain about... How was your week? Whatcha been doing?


Irish coffee, โ˜• is always ready. Pineapple slushies ๐Ÿ in the freezer. Pomegranate (yep something different) juice for those, into alcohol free. And mini pizzas - again. This time, with fresh, tomato sauce! I just bought it... today.
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You don't have to worry about jiggling the handle on the toilet. I fixed it... finally.
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Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/12/2019 4:43 pm

I'm going through my pantry... bit by bit. I believe that most of those things, should still be good. ๐Ÿ˜ฑJust to let you know.... not ALL of the things in my pantry are expired. Is it just me? I'll be more careful in the future.๐Ÿ˜Š Do you people really pay attention to expiration dates?


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/12/2019 4:44 pm

Yes... I got on A F F and couldn't even log onto my own blog page... ๐Ÿ˜จOh well. What are you going to do, right? I think it all came back to normal, this afternoon.๐Ÿ˜ถ


AliOrbit 67F
624 posts
4/12/2019 4:55 pm

If the cans are bulging, maybe throw them out.
If a bag is moving, maybe throw it out.
Complaint: The snowstorm in Minnesota.


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
4/12/2019 4:58 pm

Couldnโ€™t logon. Screens are blank when you do finally get in. Who knows hugs V

Become a blog watcher sweet_vm


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/12/2019 5:21 pm

    Quoting AliOrbit:
    If the cans are bulging, maybe throw them out.
    If a bag is moving, maybe throw it out.
    Complaint: The snowstorm in Minnesota.
Nope... They're not bulging. Just sitting there.
Good tip, about the the bag moving. lol ๐Ÿ˜
We had an ice, snow storm here Tuesdays. I here you.
Hey.... can I serve you a slushie? ๐Ÿ˜˜
Drop in any time..... ๐Ÿ˜‰


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/12/2019 5:25 pm

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Couldnโ€™t logon. Screens are blank when you do finally get in. Who knows hugs V
Yep... it was a pain... So
. do you follow expiration dates on your stuff?
Can I offer you a slushie? ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ๐Ÿธ


SeaGirlFL 60F
9220 posts
4/12/2019 5:55 pm

I couldn't get in last night...blank screens for all blogs.

I already ate, I'm sorry...I didn't know you'd have snacks too!

My complaint...I'm sick...managed to catch a cold, it got worse as the week went on, so I'm feeling pretty awful today. Slept most of the afternoon. (I hope that won't prevent me from sleeping tonight)

I do pay attention to expiration dates...and I will throw things out that are expired, but I do give it a 6 month or so leeway. My rule is "if in doubt, throw it out."

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." โ€“ Mark Black


scoupe42 60M

4/12/2019 6:08 pm

Dude, you tell it like it is! good blog!


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/12/2019 6:15 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    I couldn't get in last night...blank screens for all blogs.

    I already ate, I'm sorry...I didn't know you'd have snacks too!

    My complaint...I'm sick...managed to catch a cold, it got worse as the week went on, so I'm feeling pretty awful today. Slept most of the afternoon. (I hope that won't prevent me from sleeping tonight)

    I do pay attention to expiration dates...and I will throw things out that are expired, but I do give it a 6 month or so leeway. My rule is "if in doubt, throw it out."
Yep... I freaked out .. briefly.... Yep. This site is weird.
So you DO pay attention. 6 months is your limit? Have you ever gone beyond that..... like me with a 2 year late date?
Hey... Take care of yourself..... Stuff like this that is going around... R u ok? ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜˜


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/12/2019 6:17 pm

    Quoting  :

Yep.. Glitches here all over the place....
Hey... I just pulled the mini pizzas out of the stove.. Anything else on your mind? ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜‰
Grab one and sit a spell... ๐Ÿ˜˜


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/12/2019 6:19 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    I couldn't get in last night...blank screens for all blogs.

    I already ate, I'm sorry...I didn't know you'd have snacks too!

    My complaint...I'm sick...managed to catch a cold, it got worse as the week went on, so I'm feeling pretty awful today. Slept most of the afternoon. (I hope that won't prevent me from sleeping tonight)

    I do pay attention to expiration dates...and I will throw things out that are expired, but I do give it a 6 month or so leeway. My rule is "if in doubt, throw it out."
I feel guilty about throwing cans out... no?
Ya want me to make you a tea instead? ๐Ÿต


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/12/2019 6:21 pm

    Quoting scoupe42:
    Dude, you tell it like it is! good blog!
Wish I could offer you the slushies I have here. But hey... it's all good! Feel free to vent... when you've had some of your own! ๐Ÿ


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/12/2019 7:03 pm

    Quoting  :

Does canned food really go bad? Or is it just the taste that changes? I believe you if you tell me that you've tried it... omg ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
Yep.. sounds like you and I are on the same path.
Thanks for sharing your pov. Any tips for stuff that I should throw out before trying? lol.
Drop by any time. ๐Ÿ‘


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/12/2019 7:10 pm

    Quoting  :

Eeeee... ok Good safety tip... But... What about those ones that just expired last year?
Did you throw out any stuff
I trust your pov.. I'm just Stubborn... ๐Ÿ˜‰


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/12/2019 7:13 pm

    Quoting  :

Hey... I just pulled the mini pizzas out of the stove. Grab one... They're great! ๐Ÿ˜˜


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/12/2019 7:16 pm

    Quoting  :

Ok... Sorry. I just noticed what you said about those gloves.
I thought those.... were good, till forever?
Or... I guess not... Yep. I'd be pissed.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/12/2019 8:14 pm

    Quoting  :

Those are good tips.
The stuff in the back of my fridge, are all those specialty sauces, that I got for a specialty meal... Guess when the last time was... when I thought of making that special meal?
I've gotten better with the fridge.
But that pantry? omg... It's so dark in there.. I'm going through it bit by bit. What about a dry food, soup mix... No date on it. I can't even recognize the ingredients? omg... ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
But here's my theory.... If I heat it up to the melting point of steel, won't that kill all the germs? ๐Ÿค”


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
4/12/2019 8:42 pm

Since I've been living the pedestrian life, I've become much more aware of how unaware drivers are. I was crossing the street today ... properly...with the light. A driver comes zooming up to the light in the right turn lane ... completely oblivious to my presence! Fortunately I pay attention. Of course, I yelled, "Watch it, old man!!"

I almost got laid tonight. His spirit was willing but his flesh was "weak" /8

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


1discreetman123 42M

4/12/2019 9:27 pm

Seems like it happens a lot lately


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/12/2019 11:02 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    Since I've been living the pedestrian life, I've become much more aware of how unaware drivers are. I was crossing the street today ... properly...with the light. A driver comes zooming up to the light in the right turn lane ... completely oblivious to my presence! Fortunately I pay attention. Of course, I yelled, "Watch it, old man!!"

    I almost got laid tonight. His spirit was willing but his flesh was "weak" /8
The older they are, the less aware they become. Glad to hear that you escaped. ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ‘
Almost.... almost? That only counts in 'horseshoes' ...
Now how close were you? ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ฑ
Were you naked? (if this question is too personal and innapropriate... don't answer it.... here..... ๐Ÿ˜‚)
What do you mean weak... That's not possible...!
Love your new profile pic.... . But that one.... when you were sailing the Atlantic... on that ship.... hmmmm... ๐Ÿ›ณ๏ธ๐Ÿšข๐Ÿ˜˜


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/12/2019 11:03 pm

Yeah.... it does... ๐Ÿ‘
Drop by any time...


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/13/2019 5:15 am

    Quoting  :

Yeah... I was annoyed yesterday morning, but by the afternoon, when I read your blog, it was fixed. Still annoying though, right? ๐Ÿ˜
So you throw those cans out without testing them? hmmmm.... ๐Ÿค” Well... I try and google info about the stuff inside. Usually, they tell me that although I the taste might not be perfect, it's perfectly safe to eat. ๐Ÿ˜‰
I love Canadian pizza. Although it's been a while since I've had a Domino's... ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜Š
Have a great Saturday... ๐Ÿ˜Š


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/13/2019 5:20 am

    Quoting  :

2 days... So fricken annoying, right? ๐Ÿ˜’
Yeah... I'm like you. I test it... lol ๐Ÿ˜
I'll also google it, to see what they tell me.
This rarely happened to me while my kids were living with me. We always ate it before I had to worry about the expiration date. I guess, it's just not that important to me anymore. And I must have stocked up on those cans... without finishing the pervious can.
Old age ? ๐Ÿ˜ถ


Naughtypursuit 56F  
2766 posts
4/13/2019 6:12 am

I have some redline across my profile page saying Admin. Perhaps I can wreak havoc.

I clean my fridge and cupboards every spring. So I generally have no expired products. I read an article that said that a lot of what people may blame on the flu etc is actually mild food poisoning.

You can risk the expired stuff but I wouldnt eat them all at once... just saying no ragout of expired goods.


sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 posts
4/13/2019 7:38 am

I work in event management and have been offered an assignment doing something I have never done before. For me, Customer Service is paramount. If I felt under pressure, made mistakes and a line started forming, it would blow my perfect record. Should I turn it down and risk not getting something else ๐Ÿค”? Or request an alternative assignment that I know I can ace?
Bulging or dented cans or packages that wiggle are definite signs itโ€™s time they get tossed! Why risk getting sick ๐Ÿคฎ?


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