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Do I Look... Like a Condom Expert...? ðĪ
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Do I Look... Like a Condom Expert...? ðĪ Note: A F F is chopping and deleting words. Please be patient. It was early evening. I was meandering about, through my usual, grocery store 'giant'. I was looking, for any specials... and a tube of toothpaste. There was a wide screen TV on sale, right next to the cucumbers. I'd pass on that. As I walked down, the healthcare aisle, I noticed, a vast array of condoms, on my left. It was curious... I had never noticed them there, before. I leaned forward and scanned the inventory. Such a selection! Studded, thin, ultra-thin, lamb skin, lubricated... each one offering a variety of sensations to explore and find your pleasure. The promise of sensory satisfaction, was printed, like a guarantee... right on the package. I realized, that I was hogging the space, when she brushed up beside me. She smiled, shyly and peered at them. I smiled back and spoke... "I was just reading the ingredients and admiring the selection." She laughed. "So... you're a condom expert?" "Do I look... like a condom expert?" And perhaps I did. "Well... I have no idea what to get." She spoke, shaking her head. She was an attractive lady, younger than me. She held no basket in her hands. She looked, as if she was dressed up... and on her way somewhere... much more important. "You have no idea? Well, is it for you... or a gift for a friend?" She laughed again. "It's been a while, since I've purchased these. May I ask you a question? What would you suggest? What do you like? " she smiled... tilting her head to the side. I paused. I'd never been asked for my opinion on condoms... by a pretty lady... in a store. I felt a touch, self conscious as I replied. "Well... to start with, what size is he?" She giggled, as she measured her hands in the air. "I can't believe, I'm doing this," she laughed, blushing. "About this big... I think? I've never seen him. I've only felt him," she whispered. Such... an honest response. It must be, the third date. Her hands, seemed to be separated, by the exact length... of my little fella. "It looks, like he's a 'regular', a bit smaller than me," I smiled coyly. She laughed, as I replied. Had her eyes, just drifted down there? I was positive, they had. This banter might have continued, back and forth, for a while. We hadn't yet touched on; the lubes and vibrating eggs, on those racks. Yet, I realized, I should probably... not push it. She was (after all), dressed for a date. I chose for her; The Ultra Thin - a ten pack. Sheepishly... (since I was already there), l also picked up a pack, for myself. I'd figure out, a use for them. "Thanks for your help. I really appreciate it," she smiled. "No worries. Uh... It was my pleasure. You're gonna text me, and let me know how it all worked out, ok?" Her genial laughter followed her, as she walked away. Sheesh... the people you meet at these stores, right? I picked up my toothpaste and walked to the cash... while passing, that wide screen television. Who buys, a TV, in a store selling English cucumbers? Obviously... quite a few people. There was only one left. ............................................... So... Would you buy a TV, or other electronics at a grocery store? Y'all wanna talk about: condoms and meeting random people in stores? ðĪ Note: A F F is chopping and deleting words. Please be patient. . . ......................................................  ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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Nope... I'm not buying a TV at that type of store. I have to admit.... the price was crazy low, but I didn't recognize the brand name. There are so many, electronic mega stores, where I would feel more comfortable. At least there - you can ask a question or two. It's crazy, the stuff they sell at that grocery store of mine. ðą Is yours the same? ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Condoms...? What do I know about condoms? I usually ask the lady next to me, what she prefers. ðĪð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Random people are sometimes fun to chat with. And you know me... I'm not shy. ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Great post! It made me laugh and yes, I love talking to strangers/random people too.
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Nope my store doesn't sell TV's. Though there are some in the area that do. Stores have changed a lot since I was a kid, grocery stores selling clothing, department stores selling food items now. Everyone out to get every dollar they can from you. Heck some of the grocery stores in the area, have even started selling food on line. Stop into their virtual store, place your order for the weeks grocery's you want and you have the option of delivery or free pick up. It's a new world I guess? 
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I have been shopping for a new TV but the technology these days ...geesh. Technology of condoms, much easier to understand.
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Hmmm... Where I live I don't think there's a store that sells cucumbers, condoms, and TVs under one roof.
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Good afternoon, naw I wouldn't buy a TV in a grocery, nor would I buy condoms there..lol. Maybe that's because I have no use for them, I hope your evening is a good one.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Great post! It made me laugh and yes, I love talking to strangers/random people too. Glad you enjoyed the post. Drop by any time. ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Nope my store doesn't sell TV's. Though there are some in the area that do. Stores have changed a lot since I was a kid, grocery stores selling clothing, department stores selling food items now. Everyone out to get every dollar they can from you. Heck some of the grocery stores in the area, have even started selling food on line. Stop into their virtual store, place your order for the weeks grocery's you want and you have the option of delivery or free pick up. It's a new world I guess? Yeah.. They're doing that here as well. I tried it once. Asked for Kraft peanut butter and they gave me No Name Brand.... and lettuce that looked like it had died, the previous week. End of the experiment, for me. lol Hey thanks for popping in. Drop by any time. ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I have been shopping for a new TV but the technology these days ...geesh. Technology of condoms, much easier to understand. You know about condoms? Educate me... ðķ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Glad to make you laugh.... ð Don't move to Canada.. Canada isn't funny. I am.... Move here.. but rent to start.... To see if you like it. Or.. just come visit me for a bit. You'll get the feel of the place. French Canadian men.... love love women who can make bread. Can you bake bread? lol ðâĪïļð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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or who knows.. maybe we'd click.. ð What about your bedroom... uh... All that work... ðķ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Yiu can skeztd have those run ins... Sometimes you just have to make a detour, to do so. I know... one yiu might take, some day... ðĪ Costco is great. I love their return policy.. I MISS the tech advice, but if you know what you want... it's a great place. ð Cucumbers? Size? Inadequate? Archaic impressions no? I mean... I've read so much here - "size doesn't matter. ðķ Does it? I wouldn't care... bring those cucumbers on. I'll match them.... lol ð OK... not all of them... but then... You'd know better. Everyone has a preference for a size that fits... right? ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Hmmm... Where I live I don't think there's a store that sells cucumbers, condoms, and TVs under one roof. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Good afternoon, naw I wouldn't buy a TV in a grocery, nor would I buy condoms there..lol. Maybe that's because I have no use for them, I hope your evening is a good one.. But I agree with you.... I'm not buying a TV in a grocery store. Regardless of how large it is. Right? ð No.. I imagine, condoms are useless for you. But in that same rack... were the vibrating eggs.... Ever try those? ðą ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Usually, one would see all three things if shopping in a Walmart, Sam's Club, or a Costco out here. If there are teles being sold by the cucumbers (or vice versa), the tele is playing some kind of advertisement for a new kitchen tool, or perhaps it's being used as a new kind of "blue light special" like what K-mart used to have.... Blue Light Cucumbers! Get 'em while they last!  Or, if it's Black Friday; every available space is utilized for anything that's a BF sale special, so that would be the only other time you'd see teles being sold next to cucumbers. My (ahem)âĶ intimate expeditions are few and far between, so I rarely run out of condoms to be posed with the question of "Which one(s) I ought to try this time?" "Be who you are and say what you feel. Those who matter won't mind, and those who mind won't matter." ~ Dr. Seuss.
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Usually, one would see all three things if shopping in a Walmart, Sam's Club, or a Costco out here. If there are teles being sold by the cucumbers (or vice versa), the tele is playing some kind of advertisement for a new kitchen tool, or perhaps it's being used as a new kind of "blue light special" like what K-mart used to have.... Blue Light Cucumbers! Get 'em while they last! Or, if it's Black Friday; every available space is utilized for anything that's a BF sale special, so that would be the only other time you'd see teles being sold next to cucumbers. My (ahem)âĶ intimate expeditions are few and far between, so I rarely run out of condoms to be posed with the question of "Which one(s) I ought to try this time?" Ya know what I mean? Like as if I want to travel miles somewhere else. ðķ I keep complaining about that place .. but I keep going back to it. Do you know what I mean? So you're not a Condom Expert? hmmm I understand.. but... at least you can be... prepared, right? ðð Feel free to ask me any qs about that topic. I'll try and be helpful. Costco is a great place, isn't it? Except for the lines at the cash... no? ðĒ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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This type of stuff happens to me, because I'm a friendly guy. Were you able to read this story, before it got fucked up by A F F? This site with its fuck ups on chopping words on blogs.... is starting to annoy me. Are you getting the same problems? ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Thatâs a nice lookin banana you gotðð HotMatch.com is leaving words out and my poems look stupidðð. I keep fixing them which makes me feel stupid ðð
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Worst mistake I ever made was buying a computer at Walmart. They sell their customer lists and I was harassed for months. Conversations with random people usually happen in the grocery store cashier line-ups. Men are particularly friendly, often to the chagrin of their wives. Next time I pass a condom display, I will think of you and perhaps linger to see if it sparks any conversations.
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There was a Price Rite near me that had TVs sold by the cash registers. But that is the only place I have seen TVs in a grocery store besides the Walmart and Kmart as someone said. As to a conversation about condoms...nope none with random strangers. I do have a funny story about them though. I was shopping at a Walgreens with my brother when I saw some packages of condoms on clearance. The price was so good I bought two packages. That was 4 years ago. Ha! My brother was like eeewww I can't believe you bought those when you were with me. But he did commend my safe practices. Wouldn't you know it I still have one whole box left. My partners usually bring their preferred kind with them. LOL Thank you for your thought provoking post Paul. Independently Romantic Sounds Better Than Lonely
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Thatâs a nice lookin banana you gotðð HotMatch.com is leaving words out and my poems look stupidðð. I keep fixing them which makes me feel stupid ðð I just posted another blog post with a reference number to an issue Ref # Yep... I know how you feel. Bananas... yep? They can be fun. Size supposedly doesn't matter... Does it? ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Those are great looking loaves of bread! ððððððððð. Do you deliver? ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Worst mistake I ever made was buying a computer at Walmart. They sell their customer lists and I was harassed for months. Conversations with random people usually happen in the grocery store cashier line-ups. Men are particularly friendly, often to the chagrin of their wives. Next time I pass a condom display, I will think of you and perhaps linger to see if it sparks any conversations. I really wish I could have helped you. oh well... I guess you learned your lesson? I'm sorry.... ðâĪïļððķâĪïļ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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