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AFF funny stuff  

mountainlover067 56M
4 posts
1/27/2019 10:37 pm
AFF funny stuff

HotMatch.com funny stuff.

1. A woman who calls herself fit something or other. Pictures clearly show a stretched belly that looks like it held octuplets. Saggy, stretched out, floppy mommy belly. She is seeking people who take excellent care of their bodies. She want's the perfect speciman 6 pack ab guy, but yet what she brings to the bed.....Ya I described her pictures above.

2. These dudes messaging other dudes asking if they want to top their "man pussy". Is that what we are down to calling the dirt chute, the poop shit, the shit slide, your rectum and colon....It's no longer an asshole...its a MAN PUSSY. If I had to choose between a "man pussy" and a woman's pussy, I'll take the womans every time.

TrucknLuvn 59M/41F  
1622 posts
1/28/2019 4:44 am

 Wow. What gives you the right to judge others on their appearances when you haven't even posted a single picture of yourself on here. I'm guessing that you must resemble a gargoyle or something. I make my judgment based solely on your lousy personality.

Clearly, you have very little experience with what happens to a woman's anatomy after the birth of a child. All women, including women that are in physically fit and in impeccable shape get what is known as the "mommy pooch" on her lower abdominal area. Also, a lot ladies earn their tiger stripes during pregnancy as her body stretches to accommodate the miracle of growing a brand new person.

Grow up. If you want perfection, look elsewhere.
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HAMONMAN 64M
13128 posts
1/28/2019 10:44 am

 Mangina . LOL

Or more crudely, mancunt.


HAMONMAN 64M
13128 posts
1/28/2019 10:45 am
    Quoting TrucknLuvn:
    Wow. What gives you the right to judge others on their appearances when you haven't even posted a single picture of yourself on here. I'm guessing that you must resemble a gargoyle or something. I make my judgment based solely on your lousy personality.

    Clearly, you have very little experience with what happens to a woman's anatomy after the birth of a child. All women, including women that are in physically fit and in impeccable shape get what is known as the "mommy pooch" on her lower abdominal area. Also, a lot ladies earn their tiger stripes during pregnancy as her body stretches to accommodate the miracle of growing a brand new person.

    Grow up. If you want perfection, look elsewhere.
'gargoyle', that's a funny image. It's a funny-sounding word too.


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