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One liner jokes  

JuggsyMalone 34F
22118 posts
8/22/2017 1:50 am
One liner jokes


"I'm not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change"

"Trump's nothing like Hitler. There's no way he could write a book"

"I've given up asking rhetorical questions. What's the point?"

"I'm looking for the girl next door type. I'm just gonna keep moving house till I find her"

"I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'. But he hesitated"

"I wasn't particularly close to my dad before he died... which was lucky, because he trod on a land mine"

"Whenever someone says, 'I don't believe in coincidences.' I say, 'Oh my God, me neither!"'

"My dad suggested I register for a donor card. He's a man after my own heart."

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JuggsyMalone 34F
3427 posts
8/22/2017 1:50 am

These made me laugh I hope they made you laugh too

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luvs2rock2 63F

8/22/2017 2:13 am

loved the jokes...lol


rick315875 65M

8/22/2017 2:14 am

Definitely very funny!

Donald Trump a pervert
I don't think so
just ask Ivanka
I'm sure
she'll tell the truth


funiithesun58 66M
1277 posts
8/22/2017 2:31 am

Sweet


HedonicHeathen 56M
198 posts
8/22/2017 2:55 am

like the coincidence jest ... here is one I heard some new age guru crack ...

Ever heard the one about the cannibal who passed his friend in the jungle?

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HamburgDave2 80M
16526 posts
8/22/2017 4:30 am

Couple of Groaners in there Juggsy

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valdezvicvic 66M
996 posts
8/22/2017 5:06 am

Whitty, cute, great taste (your photo selections for blogdom, not your taco, but how would you know, has anyone ever told a lovely lass that your are a bit too salty down there), and now sit down stand up talent. A "complete package" kind of girl.


goodatpoetry2 74M
16552 posts
8/22/2017 5:34 am

Funny stuff!


notsure1949 75M
10657 posts
8/22/2017 5:36 am

ok, some good ones


ltrskr 75M

8/22/2017 6:34 am

The carpenter picked up his hammer and saw!

The farmer, out standing in his field!

Elevator repair, has it's ups and downs!


profcoquin27bis 59M
4323 posts
8/22/2017 6:46 am

ahahahahah


HaveFunTonite45 55M
35 posts
8/22/2017 6:49 am

luv the jokes


ULIXBIG 69M
9288 posts
8/22/2017 3:39 pm

Yep, still moving house ...


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