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Trump dick jokes!
Trump dick jokes! Where is it? I couldn't find it! Is that it? Did you put it in yet? Is that your dick or are we having mushrooms for dinner? Is that your dick or are you not happy to see me? Get that thing away from me out! Did he fuck you in the ass? Yeah, it was like when you were a little and the nurse stuck a thermometer in your butt to take your temperature! He gives new meaning to the phrase pencil dick! He gives new meaning to the phrase two-finger handjob! I thought it was his dick, but it was just a Gumby worm! When I saw his dick, I laughed! When I saw his dick, it grossed me! How ugly was it? It was so ugly, I vomited! If that's your dick, I can understand why you say you have made billions and billions of dollars! Trump Tower, my ass! How was it? I don't know, I was reading a book at the time. Can you suck my dick? Do I have to? How small was it? It was so small I need a magnifying glass to see it! It was so small I thought it was a pimple! It was so small I couldn't feel it! Did he give you hush money to stay quiet? Yeah! I had to promise to never tell anyone how small and ugly his dick was! I was going to cut off his dick, but there just wasn't much there to cut off! Now I understand why he built the Trump Towers! Blow on it and make a wish! I wish I was fucking a bigger dick! Did you put it in yet? Yeah, a couple of minutes ago! Thanks, honey! That was wonderful! What? I just married him for his money well the money I thought he had! EXCLUSIVE - Stormy Daniels Details Sex with Donald Trump https://youtu.be/5Ji8i7Wy4mo |
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11/17/2019 11:55 am |
LOL - those trumpsters sure are touchy! Is the fear that his term will soon be over starting to become a reality? Even the GOP is getting pissed of with him now. trump - Making America Hate Again.
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11/17/2019 11:50 am |
Omg..this is too funny my friend..thanks of the laughs this morning.. I hope you enjoy your Sunday.. my friend
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Omg..this is too funny my friend..thanks of the laughs this morning.. I hope you enjoy your Sunday..
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LOL - those trumpsters sure are touchy! Is the fear that his term will soon be over starting to become a reality? Even the GOP is getting pissed of with him now. trump - Making America Hate Again.
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11/17/2019 7:55 am |
I know this is hitting below the belt (pun intended).
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11/17/2019 7:54 am |
WTF ?
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11/17/2019 7:52 am |
Hey, hot shot. Why don't you keep your political views to yourself. This is a meeting site. And boy your going to look like a real ass when he gets elected again.
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Hey, hot shot. Why don't you keep your political views to yourself. This is a meeting site. And boy your going to look like a real ass when he gets elected again.
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WTF ?
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11/17/2019 2:23 am |
I agree he is just one of many murderous presidents! That's why I'm voting for Bernie Sanders the lesser of all evils.
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11/17/2019 1:10 am |
political satire
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