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King Of The Road (20 Facts About Joey)
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King Of The Road (20 Facts About Joey) I've been looking through the blog entries that I have made and I have realized something... I have been selfish! There is quite a bit about me and who I am, but there is very little about my love, Joey. For example: I recently did a post of twenty random facts about me: Jess, The Trucker Babe. If you missed it, you can check it out here: Knowing Me Knowing You 20 Facts About Me I also did a Q & A session where I answered all of the questions that were thrown at me. If you missed that one as well... Shame on you! But, check it out here: Who Are You Q amp A So, in the interest of fairness, I bring to you "Twenty Interesting & Random Facts About Joey" as told by The Trucker Babe. ------------------------------------------------------------- 1. He traveled all the way to Beirut to hook up with a chick. And, no, this doesn't bother me in the least! It shows me a sense of adventure! To clarify a bit: It wasn't just a random hookup. He had been talking to the chick for two years before he traveled all that way. 2. He's driven a big truck in Iraq, twice. He has some great stories to share! Maybe I can talk him into sharing a few sometime! *hint hint Joey* 3. His trucking handle is Joe Mama. There's a good story there too! (Mine is Hot Mama, if anyone is curious. But that's enough about me.) 4. Speaking of stories... Joe is hands down the best story teller I know. He has a true talent with the spoken word and can spin quite the tale! 5. And speaking of tales... If you are ever lucky enough to hear any of his stories, they are absolutely 100% true! Even the stories that seem far-fetched. 6. Joey speaks fluent German and he learned it in just a few months. Between his story telling skills and being bilingual, I think it is safe to say he is quite the cunning linguist! Bad joke, I apologize.  7. Joey is incredibly smart! And no, I am not just saying this to be nice. He is truly an intelligent and clever man. And I am not ashamed to say that I firmly believe that he is smarter than me. In fact, I love that about him. 8. Joey is naturally athletic. And he has great stamina too... lots and lots of stamina... mmm yes... Wait! What was I doing again? Oh yeah! A blog about my Joey! I apologize for getting a little distracted. Oops! 9. My Joey has a huge... Heart. He is one of the most kind and generous men I have ever met. 10. He used to have dick pic on his profile, up until his dad and step mom saw his profile, including the pic. Joey didn't believe that they saw it until his dad perfectly replicated the pose he was doing in the picture. Needless to say, Joey deleted that picture as soon as he possibly could! (Sorry, Joey, I had to tell that one. It's too funny to leave out!) 11. Speaking of his dick... He calls it Freddy Fenderbender. (Oh dear, he's gonna kill me for that one!) 12. One last thing about his ding-dong... Joey is literally the only man I have ever met that has never actually measured how big his dick is. I will vouch for him and say he is definitely blessed in that department. (I will also state for the record that this Goldicocks has definitely found her "just right!") 13. Joey grew up in a small town in Georgia and was raised with many traditional southern beliefs. For example: If he's invited somewhere, he does not show up empty handed. The first time Joey and I met, he brought me a Santa hat since it was a week before Christmas. 14. Joey was raised to be a true Southern gentleman and knows how to treat a lady. He opens doors for me. He gives me his hand to help me in and out of the car. He takes my jacket for me. He's given me his jacket when I've been cold. He is truly a "ladies first" type of man in every way imaginable. *wink* 15. Joey is quite the outdoorsman! He loves hunting, fishing, and camping. 16. He's had several pet rattlesnakes that he caught himself. At one point, he had seven at once. (To me, that's just a whole lot of NOPE!) 17. Actually, he loves ALL animals. We have a cat that he has spoiled rotten! I think it is great! 18. Joey is about a zillion percent straight and then some! That means absolutely no guy on guy contact, unless the other guy enjoys being junk punched! 19. Joey is, without a doubt, the best lover I have ever been with. The words amazing, incredible, and mind-blowing aren't even good enough to describe his skills, in my opinion. Yes, I am biased. But I am also an incredibly lucky lady! 20. At a fast food joint, when asked for a name to call for his order, Joey always gives the name Ron Jeremy. Most times, they call for Ron, or Jeremy, or Mr. Jeremy. One time, the cashier really did type in 'Ron Jeremy' as his name. Joey kept the recept and showed it to me. More or less, the receipt looks like this: Dbl. cheeseburger Lg. fries Sm. Coke Ron Jeremy Of course, Joey texted a pic of the receipt to his best friend. His friend's response was, "It looks like you bought 'some coke' from Ron Jeremy!" |
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I had to double dip to say I friggin LOVE that song. My Daddy used yo sing it to me. I'm a man of means by no means, king of the road Please read my blog The Sapiophiles Sapiogurl
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Freddie's lovin' him some back door collision, I'm thinking. That was an awesome post Jess. You two really compliment each other...gives me glow. xoxo Please read my blog The Sapiophiles Sapiogurl
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