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scott6250 61M

3/19/2019 12:01 pm

LOL! Gotta laugh today. Loved the memes n pics.

"Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250


DirectorNFury 49M

3/19/2019 12:02 pm

That video of you laughing was a great one.

Myself? I was missing out with a woman, hoping it would turn into sex. We were in her bedroom and on her bed. She's on top of me and suddenly hops off the bed, swinging her legs out and... puts her heel straight through her window. She was wearing socks, and thankfully she wasn't cut. Unfortunately, that killed they lovemaking, but it was worth the laugh that night.


louisianafun2 46M
29 posts
3/19/2019 12:17 pm

Always laugh!! Never enough joy in our lives...


Story435 76M
3791 posts
3/19/2019 12:44 pm

Hello Joy
This is very good and you are right being with one having sex and laughing can be very good for sure! The lady I was with before I met the one I am with now we always had a good laugh while having sex. The one I am with now we do the same but before sex and after lot of passion during sex but we do have a good time together.
I can remember one time laughing about cuming together at the same time I told her she needs to hurry up and cum! She lost it laugh her ass then she got me started two people laughing having sex at the same time!
Yes I did fart before while having sex she laugh and said you ass then she farted to lol!
Yes I have got a Charlie horse many times while having sex and did last weekend had to stretch out my leg. She said you need to stop I said no way in hell she wrapped her arms around me tighter then!
Almost got caught one time outside at a park getting a blow job by some young kids wow!
I think the most laughable was trying to cum together never will forget that at all. The lady I was with we still talk all the time and she has mention that many times. We don't go out together any more but we a still very good friends.
If you can't laugh about having sex can take something special out of the relationship.
Butch


Jc25332 33M
16 posts
3/19/2019 1:00 pm

Agreed


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
3/19/2019 1:29 pm

Those were great stories... Yes... laughter is important! Sounds like you've had your fair share of good times.... 😁👍😘


MyBaffies 54M
4983 posts
3/19/2019 1:37 pm

Quoting Story435M - Almost got caught one time outside at a park getting a blow job by some young kids wow! - you might want to rephrase that one.

Whether it was phone sex or a bit of sexting or whatever, I always liked to have a bit of fun and a joke - it makes the disappointing sex much easier for them to take.

Baffies

Link to my blog: MyBaffies


pacnwlover42 55M
9808 posts
3/19/2019 2:35 pm

Oh no to the tooth loss, that would freak me out. Were you able to get it reattached? I bet you keep your head away from the headboard from now on after that. I was with a woman in bed and her cat tried to participate in the festivities with us. That's the closest I've come to having two pussies at the same time.

Funny women are incredibly sexy!


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
3/19/2019 2:36 pm

Your so right my friend as it's the best time when you can laugh with your partner when having some fun sexy times together. I remember many years ago where we had gotten high and we were in the middle of foreplay and I was so into it not paying attention to where I was positioned on the bed when I rolled over and literally fell off our bed ( this bed was very high off the ground too ). Oh those were such great days and I sure miss them. Thanks for making me think of such fond great memories my friend and thanks for accepting and participating in my challenge its much appreciated..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


Obelicss 60M  
134 posts
3/19/2019 2:37 pm

I agree!!! Always laugh!!!!!!


Evocules 55M
1288 posts
3/19/2019 2:42 pm

I couldn't agree with you more that establishing foundational friendships is the key to really great sex. I won't rule out quickies or one night stands, because those situations can often lead to friendship, but the best encounters are deeply intimate and performed with friends.

That said, I have to add that I'm not always in the laughing mood when I'm naked and aroused. Sometimes I find myself in the beast mode, focused like a predator and deeply serious and sober when it comes to my passion. Not always though. I have many moods, and many masks for those many moods. I think what makes me an interesting and engaging lover is that I really do mix it up and come into the game on a consistent basis as an unpredictable agent. I've been complimented for my ability to keep things fresh and beyond the ordinary.


backpocket13 50M
9007 posts
3/19/2019 3:07 pm

Hey Darlin,
Some of my favorite lovers have been good friends.
Sinfully Yours backpocket13


Dtts43rt35 65M
15090 posts
3/19/2019 3:12 pm

Always good to be able to laugh is very good for health!

Rio flows in its bed and goes around with its waters!


wantaplay8 71M
5606 posts
3/19/2019 4:09 pm

One woman an I broke the bed, actually the slats fell out of place and the mattress and box spring fell to the floor, we laughed then got back to the sex fun. We were being quite sexually rowdy and had a great night of sex fun!
Them old beds would walk across a hardwood floor too, quite funny to find the bed on the opposite side of the room. Noisy too, springs squeaking, headboards banging on the wall.

Sometimes humor between two people can be like two people speaking a different language. Been there done that and it can be frustrating.

I laugh at myself or by myself often! I crack silly stuff even when I am the only one listening to me. Keeps me smiling and happy.


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
3/19/2019 4:52 pm

I remember the tickling sessions I had with a past g/f. She knew my weak spots...my feet! There was a lot of laughter going on.
I tried everywhere on her but she wasn't very ticklish. It was fun trying though.


Story435 76M
3791 posts
3/19/2019 5:35 pm

Oh yes I remember the video! It was cool!
Butch


tinroofrusted59 64M

3/19/2019 6:22 pm

Oh i agree my friend... if its great sex there is always laughing included.....hell...i giggle if i get spanked


easy_going2014 57M
14366 posts
3/19/2019 7:58 pm

Hi Joy.

thanks for taking me further sharing these funny moments during intimacy...

What are some of your funniest sexual exploits? Once, with a lover, we got undressed and it was cold in the room with the A/C turned on full blast and she jumped onto the bed to get under the covers first, but, the bed was so hard that she bounced right off of it and smashed into the wall... we laughed a long time after that one...

Did you fart and pull the covers over her head? No, but it seems that sometimes, after eating mexican food with beans and hot sauce, some of my lovers have resorted to farting in the heat of the moment... and, they were so embarrassed that all we could do was laugh out loud...

Did you get a Charlie Horse or cramp and had to stop mid stroke because the pain was so bad? yes, I've been on both ends of that one, and again... the laughter broke out... all of these things happened with different lovers... you may have noticed my upgraded profile... just sayin'...

Did you get caught making love outside by someone? those are crazy moments experienced by me inside and outside.

What is your most laughable session with either a spouse, lover or playmate? the time where Azhar's dog Fifi was jumping up and down to the same rhythm as she was... had to be there to experience that one...

made me think of this one...

"Laughter, joy, and loneliness and sex and sex and sex and sex
Look at me, I'm in tatters..."

The Rolling Stones - "Shattered"

Shattered, shattered
Love and hope and sex and dreams
Are still surviving on the street
Look at me, I'm in tatters!
I'm a shattered
Shattered
Friends are so alarming
And my lover's never charming
Life's just a cocktail party on the street
Big Apple
People dressed in plastic bags
Directing traffic
Some kind of fashion
Shattered
Laughter, joy, and loneliness and sex and sex and sex and sex
Look at me, I'm in tatters
I'm a shattered
Shattered...

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Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
3/19/2019 8:58 pm

Hey... Q?
Happy Wednesday morning.
Is it just me or what?
I just deleted a post I made earlier. I looked at it and the butcher job they (FUCKING HotMatch.com) made, with the post. It made me, lose interest in making the corrections. There were too many. And it looked stupid.
Your post looks fine. So..Is it possible that they are just fucking around with my posts? I mean.. I've stopped posting stories. There's no point.
Are you having the same issues? Your post looks fine.
It's getting fucking annoying. I'd escalate to Customer Support.. but if it's happening to everyone. Why bother...?


mc_justmc 63M

3/20/2019 6:58 am

After going down on a Canadian girl for a few minutes I stopped, smack my lips, and said, "Y'all DO taste like Maple syrup". She thought it was funny.


Exper1mental1st 48M
125 posts
3/20/2019 12:09 pm

Laughter in the bedroom is not always good, trust me 😞


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