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It's not easy being a gardener...  

daighi 56M
1107 posts
7/26/2008 5:31 am

Last Read:
8/6/2008 6:09 am
It's not easy being a gardener...
A very beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes,but could'nt seem to get them to turn red.One day while taking a stroll,she came upon a neighbour who had the most wonderful garden,full of huge red tomatoes.

The woman asked the man,"What do you do to get your tomatoes so red like that?"He replied by saying.."Well twice a day i stand in front of my tomato garden,& expose myself.My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much"!

The woman was SO impressed that she decided to try doing the same thing in her own garden to see if it would work.So,twice a day for two weeks,she exposed herself to her garden,naked & hoping for the best.

One day her neighbour was passing by her house,so he dropped in to ask her how she got on."By the way,how did you get on with your tomatoes,did they turn red for you?"

"No...she replied....but my cucumbers are enormous!"..lol

"Always remember...keep smiling!"

Hugs,

D. XX


wildspiritcherri 60F

7/27/2008 11:53 am

 oh my goodness, I love this one
friendships is like a diamond, always forever


daighi 56M
1449 posts
8/6/2008 6:09 am

 I'm glad that you all liked that one,i thought it was hilarious myself.It's good to laugh,is'nt it?
"Always remember...keep smiling!"

Hugs,

D. XX


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