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Blogs > CynicusMaximus > Hooct Un Foniks Wurct For Me

The Sapphic Soiree  

CynicusMaximus 52M
399 posts
1/11/2019 6:14 am
The Sapphic Soiree

I found something on Netflix.

Blue is the Warmest Color is a french movie about a young girl on her journey to discover who she is sexually as a woman. I just wrote another blog post about fast forwarding to the nude scenes and at 2 hours and 59 minutes, that is almost a requirement.

The scenes with dialogue and exposition are long and drolling with the camera often floating on the blank open mouthed expressions of the young protagonist. The editor of this film must have just thrown up his hands and just declared that every bit of footage must be used because nothing gets spared.

Once the young woman meets an intriguing blue haired woman, the movie finally begins as she questions whether or not she is wasting time with boys. She finally makes her decision and ends up in tge furst najor sex scene that was nearly ten minutes long and so graphic that i was left naked, trembling and crumbled in a heaving mess with a hand full of coconut oil and a penis that looked like a glazed donut.

Things get testy as time moves on, but if you fast forward to the next sex scene you can spare yourself the drama of two girls confused about who gets to wake who up from a nap to ask if they are taking a nap. I think things go sideways when one girl passively-aggressively reminds the other that the hamper is for dirty clothes and that wet towels must go in a separate hamper. I am pretty sure the relationship ends after both women can't reconcile which way the toilet paper should fall, but tge sex scenes are worth it!

It's a French movie, so everything is in subtitles, but this movie reminds me of the old European movies that were shown on Showtime back in the 80s.

superbjversion2 69F  
24388 posts
1/11/2019 8:54 am

 " ... left naked, trembling and crumbled in a heaving mess with a hand full of coconut oil and a penis that looked like a glazed donut."

That well written phrase is more of a turn-on than the idea of the sex scene that inspired it. I really like glazed donuts! (coconut oil, not so much)
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


CynicusMaximus replies on 1/11/2019 9:47 am:
LOL..

Now to be clear, my dork didn't look like so much like a glazed donut, just glossy.

TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
1/11/2019 11:24 am
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Exactly!

Iwant to make X's like that!

I'm not even going to go in the Dunkin tomorrow.


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