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Blogs > NudeDon69 > Ready with my tool in hand.

All Points Bulletin: NudeDon’s testicles.  

NudeDon69 54M  
257 posts
12/14/2014 8:16 pm
All Points Bulletin: NudeDon’s testicles.
It has been a while; since I have seen my testicles! Their home is still there, but it is empty. I think they have moved north for the winter. I bet they are up there cuddled up to my liver to keep warm. Well, at least Tubeasaurus has not gone ‘scared turtle’ on me; seeing, and thinking about, all you lovely ladies, has kept Tubeasaurus fluffed or firm, and out of hiding. Thank you, ladies.

Oh yea, I admit it; I am the BIGGEST pussy when it come to the cold. Even my “iced” tea only gets one ice cube. If any of you come to Fort Myers Florida, and see an Eskimo looking guy, that’s me. You should see the looks on my ‘snowbird’ faces when they see the Eskimo at the door; especially when they have just started turning of their air conditioners. I often have to make excuses to go out to my truck, to thaw out, because their houses are too cold for me. 76° F and below, I get chilled quickly; 65° F and below, I’m a 175 pound vibrator. So no cunnilingus from me below 65° F; I’m afraid of accidentally gnawing off a clit.

So at 49° F, you bet you can find me like


Then, the other day, I get a great idea to coax my testicles back to their home.


Well, not such a great idea after all. Before they made their way home, my arms were getting tired, and it started to become a wienie roast instead.

Oh well, I guess I’ll just have wait until late spring for my little buddies to come home. At least I still have Tubeasaurus to play with until then.

Take care all.
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sensualpassion72 59M/51F
3559 posts
12/19/2014 4:18 pm

 mmm sounds delicious.


thatdamncat 66F
3929 posts
12/15/2014 7:05 am

 I grew up in the Midwest.... and there is a reason why I moved south Anything below 73 and Im reaching for the fleece jacket and fuzzy socks!
"You've seen my descent, Now watch my rising!" - Rumi

Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are forged from it - Michele K.


demonicsexkitten 49F
10694 posts
12/14/2014 8:42 pm

 LOL

Poor guy... you would never survive up here. LOL.


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