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Blogs > Rdyguy4u > Musings from the other side

 

Rdyguy4u 64M
12 posts
12/17/2013 3:42 pm
Please sit back and take a journey down the Mall with me!!!

Pass the rum and forget the eggnog I think I just got ran over by a reindeer! Or was that a last minute shopper?
Why does Santa smell like Axe Body wash and Jack Daniel's? And why is He always on break? I mean, I understand that sitting for a long period of time and listening to repeat the same thing over and over takes its toll but hey, Man-up and take it like a man! You only work one day out of the year! Damn!!
And would someone please explain to me why there are people trying to give me samples of things I didn't ask for or want? I thought NO meant NO but apparently during the Holiday's it means chase me down and force it on me!!! Do these people get paid by how many samples they give out?
Where did all these Jewelery stores come from? And why is there a guy dressed up like a cell phone in front it? Shouldn't he be farther down the mall closer to his own kind??
What did you people do with my Orange Julius store? It's missing for some unknown reason and been replaced by a store that smells like a slaughterhouse! Since when do we kill and wrap beef in the mall?
What the hell happened to Hickory Farms? It went from being in a storefront to hiding in a far corner alcove but after seeing their prices for you get I can see why!!!
And can someone tell me where all the truancy officer's are because last I knew, school wasn't out yet and there are way too many here for a Monday!!!
Crap, Crap, and more Crap, as far as the eye can see! You can barely get around it all without it sucking you in to stop and admire the pretty pictures and whip out your wallet!

I love this time of year!!! And I just came here for a pair of shoes!
All I can say is, "I would strongly suggest that you get the hell out of MY massage chair, I put a dollar into it and only got up because I thought I saw the Orange Julius Stand!"

And To All A Goodnight!!!!!

Happy Holiday's Everyone!

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