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~~~ Do you know this?
~~~ Do you know this? 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. 5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. 9. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 10. The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first. 11. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. 12. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. 13. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark. 14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. |
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I love these laws, especially the vending machine one! [image]
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The Mom laws are especially true
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always remember.... it was the early worm that got eaten by the bird.
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I love these laws, especially the vending machine one! [image]
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The Mom laws are especially true
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always remember.... it was the early worm that got eaten by the bird.
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yea...pretty funny stuff... yea the flashlight always seems to fade whenever I try to use it....weird! “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64
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after reading those,I think I'll just go for a long walk in the woods where I can avoid civilization
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Based on some of the emails I get, this site is a really good place to close out the "adult" world. God must really love me - my toes are perfect furniture finders, even in the daylight! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Lol..interesting laws here..thanks for sharing them with us..
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Some really good one for today Pal.. A few gave me a good laugh too hugsssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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So funny .....so true WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING
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Entertaining laws Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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