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pal334 69M  
51299 posts
2/7/2016 3:58 am

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2/7/2016 3:19 pm

~~~ Do you know this?


A friend sent me these "Laws" . They gave me a laugh, so I thought I would share them. I think they also explain some of what is going on in the world. Sometimes, I think life is too serious. Wouldn't be nice to have a place you can go to, close out the Adult world and just relax and have fun? Not as an escape, just a "recharge" time. Do you have a way to just relax and recharge? There are a few that cum to mind already

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until
you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something
right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

10. The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who
got there first.

11. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will
sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

12. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

13. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve
people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.


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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/7/2016 4:03 am


I love these laws, especially the vending machine one!

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/7/2016 4:14 am

Lets not forget the Moms

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SimpleLatina 59F
3447 posts
2/7/2016 4:36 am

The Mom laws are especially true


TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
2/7/2016 5:04 am

always remember.... it was the early worm that got eaten by the bird.


pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/7/2016 5:16 am

    Quoting spunkycumfun:

    I love these laws, especially the vending machine one!

    [image]
Some of these laws are frightfully true and needed

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/7/2016 5:20 am

So true, Moms have a wild day, every day

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/7/2016 5:24 am

    Quoting TicklePlease:
    always remember.... it was the early worm that got eaten by the bird.
Maybe they would have better off with a lazy bird [image]

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veryfunnycple64 60M/60F
21770 posts
2/7/2016 6:19 am

yea...pretty funny stuff... yea the flashlight always seems to fade whenever I try to use it....weird!

“Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh

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lomileage5 68M
10248 posts
2/7/2016 7:15 am

after reading those,I think I'll just go for a long walk in the woods where I can avoid civilization


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
2/7/2016 7:51 am

Based on some of the emails I get, this site is a really good place to close out the "adult" world.

God must really love me - my toes are perfect furniture finders, even in the daylight!

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
2/7/2016 9:05 am

Lol..interesting laws here..thanks for sharing them with us..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
2/7/2016 9:22 am

Some really good one for today Pal.. A few gave me a good laugh too hugsssss V

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nightsoul1962 61F
17828 posts
2/7/2016 11:59 am

So funny .....so true

WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING


khuXBFXM8u 62M
10296 posts
2/7/2016 4:02 pm

Entertaining laws

Find pleasure in giving pleasure


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