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Smarting from a smut knowledge  

FunPleasurable 60M
1726 posts
4/9/2014 7:46 pm
Smarting from a smut knowledge
Okay.
Yes, I am a heavy consumer of porn.
Free porn to be exact.
On the iPhone, watching snippets at bang you later.

Which boils down to one thing.
Why I like my iPhone.
Or smutphone as what my friends would call it.

So the latest info coming from an important medical study claims the following.

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Is there a link between carrying around a switched-on mobile phone and impotence? Possibly, according to a recent study.
Mobile phones have been blamed for all sorts of modern ailments, from chronic stress to brain tumors.
Now medical researchers in Austria and Egypt have added yet another condition to the list. The conclusions of their study, published in the Central European Journal of Urology, indicate that intensive daily exposure to a switched-on mobile phone could be linked to erectile dysfunction.
The researchers came to this conclusion by studying two groups of men over the course of six years. The 20 men in the first group suffered from erectile dysfunction, while the 10 men in the second reported having no sexual health problems. Each participant in the study filled out a questionnaire to record his daily mobile phone use.
The researchers noted that there was no significant difference between the two groups in terms of average age, weight, height, smoking habits or testosterone levels. However, a difference was observed in the amount of time the men spent with their phone turned on and in their hand or pocket. Those suffering from erectile dysfunction carried a switched-on mobile phone 4.4 hours per day on average, compared to just 1.8 hours per day for the men who did not experience<b> impotence.

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And since I know I would not part with my smutphone nor turn it off as I want my porn served fast and furious, I believe there is a market for LEAD UNDERWEAR to solve this ED problem.

Not that I have ED problem. I only have "EDusave" problem but that is a different matter altogether. ( I need to Go Choke Thong on this issue )

So how does a Lead underwear look like.
Preferably this



But for all my research, I can find only this from Japan, presumably second hand wear-me-down from the district of Fukushima.
Well I guess it works since they have extensive product testing on those second hand underwear (wish I had a second hand down my underwear now - preferably a female hand)

But yup. This would help prevent male<b> impotence </font></b>which is very important to address. So get undressed and address your concerns with the Fukushima phenomenon.

Never leave home without it.



Oh, by the way... One side effect to protecting your nuts and bananas from the smutphone wifi / 4G microwave rays, is please request your lady friend NOT to give you a blowjob. She might accidentally swallow and die from Lead Poisoning.
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