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An amazing outlook on things ....  

castomper 61M
922 posts
7/2/2013 11:37 pm
An amazing outlook on things ....


One day little Johnny's mum was washing dishes and saw little Johnny out the window sitting on the steps.

She saw him eat a jelly bean, bite the cats tail and move down a step.

She continued to watch him and he did it again (eat a jelly bean, bite the cat's tail and move down a step).

When curiosity got the best of her, she went outside and asked little Johnny what he was doing.

He said "I'm playing truck driver."

She asked him "Well Johnny what does that mean?"

He said "I'm popping pills, eating pussy and moving on!"

We can't be together ... If you can't handle my weirdness, sarcasm, stupid jokes and my tendency to laugh at almost everything.


sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
7/3/2013 9:26 am

LOL....little Johnny will go far. Thanks for the laugh.

"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


castomper replies on 7/3/2013 8:07 pm:
Yeah ... providing he has enough pills and pussy!!!

lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
7/3/2013 6:08 am

Only a "trucker" would know!!


castomper replies on 7/3/2013 7:42 pm:
I know!!!

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