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Blogs > spiderj72 > Going to Hell for sure

What i know now.  

spiderj72 51M
5950 posts
9/20/2016 10:22 am
What i know now.

Wow I haven't written in a long time. I have the urge to see if my sunday story collection can get posted elsewhere and enjoyed by a new audience. Anyways on to the body of this post that has to do with the title. What I know now at approximately my middle age of my life.

1. Not every sexual encounter needs to be some amazing write home to mama sort of time. They can just be a quick little get your orgasm and go thing. Trying to draw it out into magic will generally frustrate you and your partner and kill the mood.

2. Pay attention to that girl or boy in high school that was pretty normal. Odds are they are the ones who deep undercover perverts. They are the ones into bondage and swinging and home movies and all that good stuff that keeps the wheels turning. That cheerleader captain and quarterback are fucking boring in bed.

3. No one is worth chasing to the point of frustration. No matter how wonderful you think they are or actually might be, they aren't into you and that is a huge red flag.

4. Do not be afraid of sex toys. They are great. There are a shit tonne of them out there and all of them will work for someone you are with or for you. Toys are fun, therefore more fun in the bedroom. Or carport. Or living room or wherever you are doing it.

5. Beds are great. But it is not the only place to make the sexy time. I found out that the ocean is pretty great provided she can deal with salt water for a bit.

6. There really is no nice way to tell someone they are shitty in the sack.

7. What you think is gross as a shows how little you really know as a .

8. Accept that the other person getting into a relationship is as vulnerable as they have ever been. Like newborn baby vulnerable. Do not fuck them up for the rest of their days.

9. The fantasy of lingerie is great. It looks amazing in pictures and on fetish models. The real world is a collection of straps and netting and confusion. Things that have to be removed and slid over and not come on. Fuck it naked rocks.

10. Music in the background doesn't always work for everyone. Neither does the tv showing porn.

11. There are three things you must never do during oral sex. The first is pass wind. (Been there. bit of a mood killer). The second is fall asleep. Again been there and so not cool when she curls up on your thigh like a pillow. And lastly it is considered the pinnacle of rudeness to burp during or after performing.

spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
9/20/2016 12:35 pm
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Thank you. I have no idea where this one came from today. Hopefully the well isn't dry


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
9/20/2016 12:36 pm
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it has been my experience that it is accurate as well.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
9/20/2016 12:41 pm
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I had bought into the porn notion that every encounter of the naked kin should be fireworks, needing severe rehydration and immediate emergency medical care. I now realize that a quickie works as well. I do admire you list and am enjoying your unicorn hunt.


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