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Bitter Quarrel  

sci335 62M/56F  
13 posts
2/4/2011 4:00 pm
Bitter Quarrel


A husband and wife are having a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'"

"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"


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