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Blogs > amjaknbid > Amber and Jack's Friends Blog.

Blond Wife Amber paints our house.  

amjaknbid 57M/54F
467 posts
12/18/2009 11:21 am
Blond Wife Amber paints our house.

My wife Amber is a real blond. Here is a story of her deciding one day that she is sick and tired of all these blond jokes and how all blonde's are perceived as stupid. So, Amber decides to show me that blonde's really are smart.
While I was gone one day, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in our house. The next day, right after I had gone, she gets down to the task of painting.

Later I got home smelled the distinctive smell of
paint. I walked into the living room and found my wife Amber lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.. I noticed that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same time. I go over to her to see if she was OK.

She told me "yes" she is OK. I asked her what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to me that not all blond women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house while I was gone.

tI hen asked her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She replies to me, that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said....
You'll love this...

"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."

Don't be a if you got a blond joke post it. JACK.

krzybyrd56 66M/67F

12/22/2009 4:05 am

 Do you know when a blond secretary is having a bad day? She has a tampon stuck behind her ear, and can't find her pencil.


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