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Blogs > rm_mutiger2009 > Tiger Talk

The Sunburn  

rm_mutiger2009 69M
1345 posts
3/24/2013 11:15 am
The Sunburn

A young man finally got a date with the blonde female who lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude.

Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof and managed to get sunburn on his "tool of the trade." But, he was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.

The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young man treated her to a home-cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie. During the movie, however, the young man's sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen and poured a tall, cool glass of milk.

He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain. The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his member immersed in a glass of milk.

Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed, "So that's how you guys load those things!"
SolarPowered0 118M
8346 posts
3/24/2013 7:22 pm
You'da thought she might consider he was unloading it? But--she was blonde.

Solar...


rm_mutiger2009 replies on 3/26/2013 7:04 pm:
Ha ha ha! We are probably offending all the blonde babes on this sex site, Solar! How am I ever gonna get a date with one of these hard-body nympo-babes?

SolarPowered0 118M
8346 posts
3/27/2013 7:01 am
Most of them blondes are quite "offensive" (and I did NOT say linemen)... all on their own.

I found the secret, MUTi. Just refer to my "Profile Introduction", to be found pegged into place as the first entry in my BLOG.

(Works like a charm--well... it could work like a charm... it I was young, studly, rich, suave and debonair--with a big, fat 12" cock!)

Solar...


rm_mutiger2009 replies on 3/31/2013 5:39 pm:
I think I'm gonna have to write me up a better "Profile Introduction", Solar. I ain't get any takers, and I sure could use me at least one! I just want one friendly gal to polish my knob now and again!

All you gals have to do is just drop me a line with a coded email address where I can respond. I'll jump all over it like a coonhound on a bone! If you will give me a good old-fashioned blowjob, I will do whatever it is that floats your boat!

wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
3/29/2013 12:16 pm

 gross

okay, really funny....but gross
You cannot conceive the many without the one.


rm_mutiger2009 replies on 3/31/2013 5:33 pm:
Gross you think, WE? I will be more careful in the selection of my future jokes, hon!

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