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Blogs > Mickey0820 > Thoughts of a Good Woman

THE CREATION OF NEBRASKA  

Mickey0820 59F
234 posts
3/1/2009 5:55 pm
THE CREATION OF NEBRASKA
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven,
God was missing for six days.

Eventually, Michael the Archangel found Him, resting on the
seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have You been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed
downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made!"

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put life on it. I'm
going to call it Earth, and it's going to be a great place of
balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth,
"For example,northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while sou! then Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot.
And over there I've placed a continent of white people,
while over here is a continent of black people."
God continud, pointing to different countries.
"This one will be extremely hot and arid while this
one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large
land mass and said, "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God. "That's Nebraska, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful lakes, rivers, sunsets and rolling hills. The people from Nebraska are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be! known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but the angel proclaimed,
"What about balance, God? You said there would be balance!"

God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm putting
around them in Iowa, Missouri, Kansas, Colorado, Wyoming and South Dakota."
tmconcrete 57M
65 posts
3/2/2009 6:27 am

 Didn't John Travolta star in this movie???


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