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Missemous can't w8 4ya 2 cum online  

rm_MisTakn 55F
152 posts
6/12/2010 9:25 am
Missemous can't w8 4ya 2 cum online

Choose me & u won't regret.
Don't forget, it's as good as u can get.

It was fun to have u as my no. 1.
Now count up 2 10 & we'll do it again.

That's all 4 today
Remember
2 skilfully balance work & play.

Experience TLC
especially from me.

U add that sumthing special
that's so creamy & dreamy.
That's how much u mean 2 me!
Thanx 4 being the milk in my tea.
Without you things won't be
quite the same.
Now you can guess my name.
Coffee, tea or me?

What a very vivid description.
Ooh, well thought of enscription.
Yawn, you were saying let's walk?
Mind if we rather talk pillow talk?

Actually you know,
I do keep a pillow
as I sit at the pc, hey
24 hours a day,
7 days a week is fine
so I don't have to come online.
Embarassed

What a true gentleman,me amore.
My knight in shining armour!
You're the best, my sweet angel I've cn b4.

You are such a precious darling.
I'd luv 2 go on adventure motorcycle ride with u daring.
I care about you too, honey: I'm caring.

Distance may keep us apart, but u've a place in my heart.
I'd b over in a sec. if only I could, luv.even if u depart.

I'm really pleased that it's making your heart soar and not sore instead.
It's already been an adventure since your txt I have read.
I care about u too&think that u're cute,kind,considerate&sexy in bed
i.e. 1 in 3385904, never mind even 1 in a million, to be said.

How on earth do you manage all that bit?
Very impressive, indeed.
Darling, please tell me, really, just how do you do it.
I'm simply amazed, 4u I'm in need.

Luv, u're all I need.
My expectation u did exceed.
I like u much indeed.
Now online & doing fine.

If u're searcing 4 perfection
u're heading in the right direction.

Don't choose.
Don't refuse.
Don't lose.

Your spirit is steadfast as a rock.
Your foundation is built on a block.
You're not patronised by a woman in a frock
You have the keys for every lock.

Oh, how I wish I was that statue so you could kiss me on my cheek.
If you were a homing dove, I'd show you my love.
Not just to fly away with you, but settle in a romantic nest too.
Naughty, but nice, so when you get to London message me twice.

U&I in the right position
will let you regain your composition
& improve your disposition.

Ok,
Let's play.
I must tell you in advance
though I'm a bad loser so
don't hesitate to give me a chance
or an unfair advantage, u know Idea

Now don't get to bed too late!
Yeah the txt does sound really great.
You're gorgeous, that's y u're my mate.
From your online txt date, can't wait.

Me thinks UR sexy&cute2.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you so very much.
Thank you so extremely very much.
Now please could we touch?

Dahlin,
Here's an online kiss.LOL.Y?Mmm.Zzz

Hope u're doin' really great.
The weather here is also just fine.
What cute smiley faces, mate.
Must say, your face is pretty cute&divine.
If you look half as cute as your photo,
I'd luv2 get2 know your moto.
I think you're a real charmer,hey.
U'v just made my day.
Hope I've made urs special in sum way.

Wishing you well
My special pal
You're real swell
& liked by this gal.

Is it pedantic to be overtly romantic?
For your TLC Id' cross the Atlantic..

all 'cause of magnificent you
i'VE got SMART FRIENDS too

myBABY only YOU SPICE UP my COMPUTER SCREEN
WITH most romantic poetic perfection IVE EVA CN!!

You are extremely sensual
extravagantly sensational;
excitingly sexy&productive
& extraordinarily seductive.

Still dreaming of loving honeyou,
as you've made me love you too.

best of best wishes
&oh so many kisses

Improvise!
Life's infinite variations
can assist u
in meeting ur aspirations.

Relief is attainable
4 ur life 2 become sustainable.

With perseverance
the seemingly impossible
may become possible.

With the right attitude
you can put more hours in your day
for work and play.

Planning properly today
may make a brighter future
tomorrow possible.
Don't waste time regretting yesterday
when what happened
is insignificant and demure
by comparison
of you finest hours your'e still to endure.

Look beyond what you may perceive
and look forward to what you may achieve.
Ambition is not altogether as difficult as it may seem.
Just dream.

If you just dare
your life may be truely beyond compare.

Sustain your body & life
& experience abundant lack of strife.

Improve body, soul & mind
& peace u will find.

Your energy won't be depleated
once u're comfortably seated.

Distressed?
De-Stress!
Improve circulation.
Enjoy revitalisation.

Relax your muscles.
You owe it to yourself.

Retreat
and treat
yourself as elite.
Pamper yourself
from head to feet.

Too tired to mention?
Let me relieve your tension.

With a positive outlook
no discomfort will remain,
but relief from physical pain.

Enjoy
the time of ur life
& decoy worries & strife.

If you were the heart contemplating love,
Would you be oblivious to clouds above?
If you were ensnared in the hunter's net,
Would you have sworn to forget;

Forget your trials
& regain your smiles.

Forget your trials
& regain your smiles.

If you regard me as deceptive, that'd be obtrusive.
Also, I don't mean to be intrusive.
Your disbelief in general is conclusive.
Maybe therefore you choose to remain elusive.
By referring to disbelief it's to mistrust allusive.
Do you regard my behaviour as collosive?
A mere one lined txt is HotMatch.com conducive
To relationship that could've been exclusive.
I would have considered approaching as inclusive,
But hesitate doing so for fear of being obtrusive
And have metxt you, but am still reclusive.

You are more sturdy than the tallest tree,
sweeter than any flower the eyes could see,
purer than the purest spring that's sprung,
more wordy than the greatest song unsung,
times seasons & weather may change,
but for you I shall devotedly remain within range
whilst we don't forget & txts. doth exchange.

Now, give ur self a gift of the present
and for me a drink that's evervescent.

Improving ur health
contributes 2 wealth.

To those in dedication
whose mission
it is to improve inner vision
you have full permission
to make a decision
to obtain a favourable disposition.

Experience comfort, not too overt
& release from discomfort.

Experiencing distress?
It may help 2 relieve ur stress.

U'll find some quality time
completely sublime.

Love me. Love me not. Have some compassion for passion.

Sweet,attach importance to success over&above defeat,
so apt is expression,that never the twains shall meet.
My attraction & desire for your name
is like that of a moth to the flame,

knowing in serendipity, precariously,moving curiously,
I could get terminally scorched without further ado,
yet I'm hopelessly overcome by my attraction for you,
as I find your sustained, inherent sensuality

irresistibe & provocative, ultimately,
feeling absolutely cautious, yet impusively,
spectacularly fascinated by your strong virility,
at the very same time wanting,

yet, in incarnation, objectively fearing,
a subjective response from you being
scared of the very thing I want much, knowing
while love undeniably experiencing.

Omission in romantic remission

I realise full well that I would then completely
succumb, should you feel burning desire for me,
simultaneously being preoccupied in apprehension
of your interest, as much as your rejection,

wondering if I see you if you want me,
or you don't, both which would worry me
as I'm wary & resistant to closeness
as much as in solitary existence experience loneliness

though imperatively cherishing deserving
solitude,experiencing ambivalent feelings conflicting
undefined imminent morality
& unresolved physical sensuality,

often well intentioned would,
but more so often misunderstood
in issues evading
whilst in non-conformance pervading.

Love to betrothe

My simple, yet complicated whole
is akin to a square peg in a round hole,
loving to betrothe charm in trepadation
awaiting in omission & remission of your perspiration;

a misfit, with stormy currents of emotion & penitence
pervading below my seemingly placid appearance
in disagreement of innocence
& desires unbridled in deliberance.

Wow, with regards to issues, so exciting,
what if I was intentionally inviting?
Should I try & entice you?
Would you perhaps unintentionally come too?

With roaring like a lion & thunder, sighting
a passionate current strike like lightning,
exhileration electrifying may cause storm to erupt
from this planet right to Venus, abrupt.

Embelishment of establishment

I want you, yet don't want you keen,
but you have me turned on before I log in.
I wish for you to be my lover,
but am scared of being hurt emotionally & cover;

I'm imperfect as the world we live in, yet your energy
& innate inner strenght has a profound impact on me.
Nobody understands me for I am the eternal ,
but unloved & dejected, although mild,

talented, yet a dismal failure, not authorative,
unwittingly contributing to demise, wanting assertive,
yet unable to relate to another,
hoping in you I found a kindred spirit to discover,

fantasising about pleasure of creating with you,
although knowing in reality it's only a dream not true
I'm trying to explain feelings emerging from my soul,
seeking for my other half to ultimately make me whole.

The versatility of tranquility

Only true love would heal my wounds in being apart,
unable to find a sweet angel to heal my broken heart.
As every pot has lid,afraid I don't,as may boil over,
looking past obvious,seeking greater meaning discover;

not being accepted in my wishes,
as much as I'm unaccepting of many issues,
seeking spirituality, in contemplation,
yet inadvertently succumbing to temptation,

an insignificant drop in the ocean,
an impertinent nobody with vision,
an infant in finesse & slumber,
yet that zero on a contract when added after a number

could multiply the value thereof tenfold,
similarly I could add value untold,
but am unhappy & modest though
having capacity for greatness, behold & lo.

Unexpectedly unexpected

Used, then convenienty cast aside,
living, yet not having a place to stride,
in incongruous non-conformity
assigned to iniquity of inferiority.

In entramorphic expression
comparing human traits of peacefulness & aggression,
imperatively emphasizing misconception
& relying eventually on redemption,

lacking sufficient security
& constantly eluded by prosperity,
not considering what should favour priority,
continually opposed with difficulty.

I'd be scared to meet you in reality,
as you may visualise me differently
from what if I am & what I say
& you may disappointment convey.

Don't forget etiquette

You may be different from how I visualise you
& I may possibly be disappointed too,
either way I just dream of you,
wishing without doing, without any further ado.

Thus I suppose to avoid such atrocity
I can't touch you to evade catastrophy,
although in reality such masterful relation
could be wistfully difficult to sustain.

The thought, though incomprehensible, appeals to me,
but some stones are better left unturned, you see.
I sincerely hope you don't mind me
expressing my opinions & resolutions so elaborately.

Furthermore in revolving world of evolving calamity,
nobody truely understands resolving me
& I doubt if anyone ever will, knowing strife
& confess to never having been a wife.

Charming adventure overture: enjoy joining expedition

Transformation's yet possible
inasmuch as change is rife:
I don't know if I'll ever find a noble
someone to complete this jigsaw of my life,

as I relentlessly turn down wrong path
in wanders nocturnal,
wondering at maze of intelligence opposed with
dejection of ephemereal.

With some of my love,
regardless of circumstances permit,
cordially coming from romance's treasure trove:
Fancy a cordial invitation to wild ride in my chariot?

I remain, in sensuality, spirituality & sponateinity
truely yours sincerely
albeit responsibly & discerningly,
with affection accordingly.

Romance dance

Would you in solitude meek
Ecstacy in intercourse seek?
Would you draw in breath in distress
At sheep clustered' round shepherdess?

Would you unwittingly seek homeage
In a quaint adrift with snow cottage?
Would you despite forfeiture smile
Even though the troubled path ahead extends a mile?

Would you contemplate glorious while
Pondering over wisdom's disregard of style?
Would you find a crest laden haven
Settling down as in nest of a raven?

Would you fade due to fright
Or still value a common day's light?
Would you perceive views plaintively
Pointing in upliftment to the holy?

Would you be enchanted by a starry sky
Or albeit reluctantly bid a bye to I?
Or would the simple summit be shaking
In rise of the gentle ground quaking?

If I were little belittled presenting present is smarttopart

Emmersed below the sea are treasures for wealthy;
Above the sun's warmth & clear sky reminds healthy,
As seaweeds in the sea despite wave continually remain
Seastars & seahorses find untimely lost hearts again.

Men's regrets at relishing love is found
Lingering in memory as the pasts hound
By fake responses & stirring motions unbound
Levelling powers circling the planets round.

The air lighted by the star's fire does sway
Impatient lovers to reverently bow & pray
For protection by angel'still wings of loved ones away
Living for the future reminiscing of the past today.

Fears may cease tumulting in a unreflecting valley
Walking in beauty the present follow many hidden alley
In presenting fine wine generous dainties to tarry
Ceasing in fears as savouring souls in love to carry.

Mutuality & Mortality of Love's Philosophy & Mutabil

Mechanistic philosophy's akin to insomniac count sheep,
Filled with apprehension for deep anticipated sleep
Unsuspecing of what could be expected in matters heart
With collapsing of the common sense in being apart.

Mechanically dependable is wheel in circumference,
The wheel of fortune's susceptible to interference.
Man is able, ever evolving & adjustable I can tell
Though within large universe frequently under lovespell

Assuming the self possible source lost in obscurity
Perceiving the beloved's image & reflections at liberty
Emotions remaining fluid in each possible meaning face
Understanding reality moving image of romantic place

Of seemingly integrated relationship could be disgrace
When in universe abandoning ration moving too fast pace
Rationalist view contructing relative values in array
Begging for beloved to stay&in later idealism also play

In affectionate subjectivism volunteering as poor slave
Expressing meaning in own experiences of heart so brave
As suitor positioning proposal&knave proposition behave
Regarded mistress beautiful quathe in love to bequathe.

Fleeting infatuation

Irreverenet words of love written before and irrelevant once more

Tether ever

Our bond now is stronger than ever
& cannot be robbed and broken by enemies as this is our treasure.
We'll love each other now and forever
& our relationship will withstand
storms & thristing & stormy weather.

Boredering on boredom

let ur hrt,body,spirit,soul remember
Th time we were 2gether
&all that's gud&kind&true
&tn ul remember
hw mch u lv me still n I lv u.

uhm til d nex un

I LOVE YOU
U LOVE ME
WE LOVE EACH OTHER.

TOGETHER ALL WAYS
TOGETHER ALWAYS
TOGETHER ALL NIGHT AND DAYS
TOGETHER IN DRAUGHT & WATERY BAYS
TOGETHER IN PROSPERITY & DEFEATING DECAYS
TOGETHER FOREVER & IN EA. & EV'RY PHASE
TOGETHER IN SADNESS AND IN DAYS THAT RAYS
TOGETHER IN FOG & SUNNY HAZE
TOGETHER WHILE APART WHILST MEETING IN GAZE
TOGETHER IN SOLEMNESS & IN LOVE CRAZE
TOGETHER IN EFFORT & IN DOLEFUL LAZE
TOGETHER ON STRAIGHT & NARROW & IN MEASUSRING MAZE
TOGETHER IN INDIFFERENCE AND IN AMAZE
TOGETHER IN DOWNFALL & THEREAFTER IN RAISE
TOGETHER DESPITE DISAGREEMENT BUT MORESO IN MUTUAL PRAISE
TOGETHER STEADFAST & IN BREEZED AS WELL AS WINDY SWAYS
TOGETHER FROM MY APRIL BIRTH MONTHS ALL THRU TO MAYS
& FOREVER AFTER TOGEGTHER WORK & PLAYS

Ja well no fine

Like celebratn reunion of 2 celestial lovers who

bridged a raging river with own 2 bodies I lv u.

With tender feelings

Actually, impress rather than caress

Rom encour wt u s lk rose petals

Ur destinied 4lf o wealth&gr8 success

similar 2renewn vitality o naturals

lv&beauty mirac healn powr caress

'twas nice while 't lasted - well, almost

I love you. You are my lover.

for me it'll only be you any not any other.

With care & amore

As Neptune is Lord of the Sea

So quiet, romantic, tender time together is gud4u&me.

On terms of endearment

Cantankering or cranking it up

I wish you to touch that and every part of me

fill me as rainforests, oceans,fill wt life&hope

Hankering for pankering
Steaming scheming seemingly

Dear fwend

power can be eminated,

light can seeml illuminated,

you can feel rejuvinated,

but never overrated.

With goodwill
S'wat f t neva happens

Please do tnk agn

May th consequence heal my pain

Grant request to me & ul c

Th gud in ur heart wt u&me.
Fake jewellery

Let me b ur dreamgirl

let me put ur hrt in a whirl

let us twist & twirl

n knit wt ea ot in plain&purl

Ur pearl

Bonding & absconding

our bond nws strongr tn eva

&cant b broken by enemies as ts is our treasa

We'll lv ea ot nw&foreva

&our rel wl wtstand stormy weatha

Remember'n sweet nothin'

let ur hrt,body,spirit,soul remember

Th time we were 2gether

&all that's gud&kind&true

&tn ul remember

hw mch u lv me still n I lv u.

Who's blue

I love you

Don't make me feel blue

Come back to me

in love purely.

Leave me or believe me

Do u Lv Me?

u remind me of a rose

undr blue moon,ash moon

cm bk pls suppose

Love&romance lk blue glass star rose

Frm ur pussy tat
Non-herbivorous

your cock is feeling so warm like its in my pussy

more lustrous then pearls, precious jewels of lunar adornment

sealed wt()hugs()

Dzn any1 edit dis

Let ur love shine through and around me

be good&helpful&nice as can be

your penis will raise as you think of me.

Fancifully
Just 's i thot

Fully recyclable
Cum agn

Hit'n d sack

As you lay snuggled in bed,

pillow tucked beneath ur head,

Fk u so mwahch

Pretend 't d end

Dear, our pretend game did 4while come true
as instead of just fantasising I was wt u.
Kisses,

't so touchn dat m'heart's pumpin' custard

I'm touching your heart and soul,
So as we were apart now we are whole.
Affectionately,
Hoo NOT2 sendya nooo-d pic2

Your cock belongs to me,
as u sent it for me to see.
Hugs,

Get'n undercover wt muao

Mortal love everything covers,
let us not be ended as lovers.
I'd just pray, pray, pray
that you'd come bk to me 1day.
Bst wishes

Cum bk, 'cos I'd b takn aback if ya don't

Come back to me, please do,
I'm just msgn to say I love you.
Missing you,

Ders no such ting as a broken heart - dats a fallacy(gt real)

't so true that those should not make love afraid of heart torn,
please see me some time as I think of u ;til night from the morn.
Don' letur appetight hang loose

As appetite comes with eating,
so my lust for u increased after meeting.
Fleeting adoration,

Oh, dear

While the deer thru th woods would sprightly,
oh, dear, would you hold me tightly?
A thousand embraces,

Th'lessaid'd'betr

U n I r locked in a silent embrace,
dont avoid me as I'm nt givn chase.
Your amour,

Adamantly admirn'

u wl mt me in ev'ry mood in mercurial allegiance,
I'm at ur disposal for ur pleasure & convenience.
Ur ardent admirer,

Loathin' cloathin'

cover me as clothing whilst l am naked,
lover, cease ur loathing &dont me 4saked.
With devotion emotion

Oodling & canoodling

Plea from me to you
I'm w8n4my ol' bf to come back
He's sexy n fatastic in the sack.
Fondly fondling

Drift'n apart

It tk sm tm 4u&I 2 get2 knw ea other
It tk sm tm 4u&I 2 drift apart
Yet in due tm u wl return as my lover
Once agn tn I wl b 4ev in ur heart.

Moping while hoping

U wl cum bk 2me sooner tn time cn tell,
then all will be perfect & all with us will be well.
Kind regards,

Lame & tame

As wild love tames summer charms,
I am yearning to be back in ur tender arms.
Cm bk b4 the birds r flown,
into my arms 4me 2cl u my own.

Too bad so sad

U cm bk2me & I'll b bk wt u
We'll lv ea.otr. n thts wt we gna do
& t wl cm2pass in ev'ry day d1 i luv wl c
dats u n u'l tnk of & want only me.

's t's y i gt tld fk off crazy bitch

u wr false 2 me wn I ws tru 2 thee,
don't blieve lies&do deceit c
&hasten ur step2cm bk2me.
U blong 2me n thats k
4in myhrt ul rmain ea nt&day

'n dats 'd end o' dat

A thousand words would be too few
to say how I feel about you
so if I say these three words I love you
please know in my heart I am true.

So what? Life carries on

Beat for me now beloved's mortal heart
Ache for me now when we're apart
Dream of me now in the moonlit night
Come to me when the sun shines bright.

Yup- u beta bleavet

Ur mine
& I am thine
thru d grace of
God divine.

Sayn ur nm

I say ur name in wind to blow to a star
To greet you ans shine on u where u r.
Wishes never despair

I wish I may, I wish I might,
have the wish I wish this night
tht 7 brightest stars in the sky,
wl light t flame of me lv held high.)

Love at all times

By nightfall stars & dusk,
By sunrise clouds & dust,
By full waning & waxing moon,
By sunset after and afore the noon,
I love you.

Perfect friend

U mst lv me as I lv u
Remain may frnd so I wnt fl blue
Ur true&loyal to me
t way any gud frnd shud b
Ur my perfect frnd
Our frndship will never end

Candlelight beacon to bring friendship and love

w ws broken l b unbroken
w ws wounded wl b healed
wt ws secret wl no longer b concealed.
The truth will b realised by fair token.

Ur in my thoughts

I am thinking of you.
If you were sad or down
I send you loving thoughts
for sunnier days&instead of chaos,
serenity & peace.

Like u by the break of the day,
Kiss u in the noontide bay,
Embrace u by th twilight grey,
Love u n keep y by nt I pray.
Only time will tell

As u lay tucked in bed
Pillws fluffd below ur hd
E,S,W,N as I tell
wt u all is well
in black, white, red&grey
I lv u b as t may

OH boy

Boy, u clever & u smart,
yes, u r a work of art,
an ava place tyr in my hrt.

Ur sleeping admirer

__ ,. Ur sleeping admirer's sending
,-,(c';'_))bed of cloud 4U 2sleep
'//(_=3((---|>stars as ur lamp2keep
' L L ))pillow of happy lullabies
>>------|>wonderful dreams&moonlit skies
blanket of care2comfort all night
&prayer2protect til mornin bright

Sleeping admirer (condensed version)

___ ,.
,-,(c';'_))bed o'clouds 4U 2sleep
'//(__=3((---|>*s as ur lamp2keep
' L l ))pillow o'happy lullabies
>>------|>dreams&moonlit skies

Since ur worthwhile smile is beyond par with sea, sky, sun n star i present
u rose, choc n teddy 4
------------------
Integrity

If integrity, health, wealth or happiness in a brighter hue
In this here life we did pursue,
Surely all of these I�ve found in you,
A friend found far and few that is forever true.

Heartbreak how-tell

Do you also feel you have had more heartbeark than you can possibly endure
that your heart is broken & you can't find a cure.
Do u feel downtrodden when you're already demure
Then you've been taken advantage of & underestimated, that's for sure.
What can you do now, but aspire for all that is pure
focusing on bright'ning & heightening allure.
Outa da blu

This msg comes 2u out of the blu,
2let uno som1 dz care about u!
I'm ur fwen &2 u'l remain tru &
wish u d best witout furtha ado.

The cost of a tear

Is it not of the least concern or consequence to you
that ev'ry beart break will cost you a tear?
Do you count the shooting stars by moonlit sphere?
The whole concept of love & romance is far too near
by exciting to settle down with just one person too.
Love, truth & undeceit

A thousand words would be too few

to say how I feel about you

so if I say these three words I love you

please know in my heart I am true.
Regarded as degraded, incongruous, in bening beginning, I admonish you, I
love you in my heart, I think with/of you in my thoughts, I have you in my
phone, I treasure you in my memories, I relish you in my relinquishments.
Fate

Goodbye.

Don't cry

my sweet prince.

Please allow me to convince.

I must admit ever since

the few moments we were together

these will remain in my memory forever.

What has been discarded

and regarded as mortal sin

has philosophy disregarded

that where we ended so also we begin.
Naughty, but nice

If it's me u need,

the satisafaction is guaranteed.

U'll be back on track

after I treat ur back.

Satifaction guaranteed

while I attend 2 ur need.

Get your muscles in motion

& dispell pent up emotion.

After penetration

u'll experience elation.

Feeling splendid?

No pun

intended

if you spend it

on fun.

Over 21?

No refun!

Over 40?

Only if u're naughty.

Over 104?

Sorry, there's the door.

Pse. don't cry.

I'll sing you a lullaby.

But before we're off to bed

Keep those fingers practicing on your keyboard instead.

If you're tired of playing, may I join you in bed?

Or would you txt me instead as I'm easily misled?

If u don't bother to reply, then so long & good bye.

Thank you for your simply delectable txt.

You really look awesome on mxit.

And what's more, you're on txt2nite like me.

Will you message me? I'll wait & c.

Wow, you do have some perveted sense of homour.

That's an honest compliment, not a rumour.

Maybe, and that's just maybe I'll copy message from sms website.

Or maybe even sms u something original by invite.

I'm there already.

Just open your front door,my pet.

Can you see me?

Sorry, maybe I haven't come yet.

So you like a guessing game:

So let me start by guessing your name...

Would your screen name remain the same

If you were to personally meet this dame?

Guess who?

Why put a computer by your bed

when it should be on a desk instead?

Depends just how bad you want me

or how bad you want me to be

since the laptop replaced the secretary

& u feel compelled 2 txt surreptitiously.

Just txt me on my phone

When u're feelin' all alone

If you're really a spider,

wuld you sit down beside her?

Or spin a web beside me,

so I may u on a web c?

THE END. He,he

Caution: Not really intended as a meaningful

message more so as a play on words playful

I'll chill, if you will.

Even order ice, if you'll pay the bill.

Now take care until

U decide this messagebox 2 fill.

-----------------------------------------

Pen and tracing

U'r pen...

um, running out of ink?

Then think...

I'll c u write.

Therapeutic massage

to rest after ur entourage

Park ur car in may garage

after ur massage.

What is 4 inches long, hard & can keep a woman entertained for hours?

Why, if you're into writing anything remotely exciting, you'll know it's a

pen.isn't it?

All right, Be sarcastic if you like 2b so called.

To be honest, I was absolutely appalled

by the speeelling errors pointed out to me this day.

That should teach me to edit a message, hey,

before pressind seng, ball sexcuses sent aside.

(Good,you had me worried 'bout d hipe

that you may b holding dil_do you speak or ony ty to tripe?

Tell me, why would you bother reading such an elaborate txt nitwit

bye someone that you obviously envisage as being completely illiterate?

This message, though eloquent, I take

is only exceeded in interest by amount of deliberate spelling mistake.

In fact, I daresay that you are gerullous to the point of verbosity,I can
tell

Some thinkle seem2 peep I coernt spell.

I was dumbfounded

Yes, the rumour

that I had a sense of humour

was certainly unfounded

I just viewed your profile,thank you.

& must say that I really love it,I do.

I'd like to meet a charming person like you,

you can hook me up

for more chatting fun & entertainment2

or 2nite dream 'bout txting too.

Yes u're a nice guy.

I'd like 2 get 2 know u better.

So let's start off by u sending me a letter.

Just Y?

Looking 4ward 2messaging.

Sorry 4 delay in responding.

You also are good & nice.

I read ur txt once & fell in love twice.

Call it infatuation with our online situation

or mere curiosity regarding your territory&opinion

but, baby, I'd love to be online with you4eva&a do

given satisfaction that u've attraction4ur computer2.

There's no time like the present

And no time like today.

In such a special way.

And the very nicest ebays

Are being wished for you,

Not just today, but txt2nite & always

Every website your whole login session through.

I do like your character,pse 2nite text.

I'll come online at your request.

To answer your message & have a chat lest

you should be putting my friendship to the test.

Take care and thank you,txt2nite's the best.

I should have known

I'd falll in love with a beautiful poem.

I'm sure u must love to dance & romance.

So do I still hava chance?

Thank you for your brief friendship,

which although fairly short lived,

raised expectations that endured a dip

yet the memory thereof will remain vivid.

I regret you having cancelled friendship,

but wish you prosperity rather than hardship

& success in any championship.

I also often wonder what it is that would

cause a person to feel a certain affinity should

a person not have bn previously met& not here,

maybe in a more metaphysical sphere.

I'm sure you'd be a tremendous companion

with your tenacity, intelligence, determination,

passion for performance combined with a pleasant nature.

Does that accurately sum up your personality's composure?

Guess I just like to read between the lines occasionally.

Best of luck&may ur endeavours b successful in totality

that you may experience good fortune in all you set out to do,

as good people like u automatically attract positive energy too.

Notwithstanding cold weather

we can spend time together.

U'll c

an hour with me

will have you

feeling like new.
Pamper ur fine muscle tissues
& forget about other issues.

Spending quality time

will be completely sublime.



Just rest

put me 2 the test

& let me do the rest.



Put me 2 the test

& u'll agree I'm the best.



Feeling lonely, sad or blue?

Remember I'm here 4 u.

If there's anything I can't do

just call Winnie the Pooh.



Imagine sailing on the sea

while spening time with me.



Now you can

feel like a new man.

Are you lacking understanding?

If you yourself can't interpret you dream

Why ask another what it may mean?

When you are lying under blankets & not standing

Then why ask others notwithstanding?

Are you soooo tired

that fatigue is causing suction

creating dream induction?

So your plan to stay awake backfired.

Don't give a yawn

in the morn,

but do so at night

if you plan to sleep tight.



If you treasure

a long forgotten

memory

go to sleep happily for sure

as you are under no pressure

to remember

events from October to September

and there is indeed no hindrance

to your remembrance.





If you have some bizarre fascination

with things & events not quite what they seem

Enjoy the manifestation

of surrealism in your dream.



Suffering

from sleeplessness

or

insomnia?

Is

this becoming a mania?

Then step into the arena of dreams

where anything is possible

and all is feasible
Aspiritions & ambitions

are ambivalent

as long as they do not lower inhibitions.

Scandal

not knowing how to handle

is not a simulator

but like an alligator.

Dream of me & you

Together Forever

This is true.
Dream of you & I

Forever Together

when I close my 1 & other eye.



When weaving together

the tapestry of your dream

it may seem far more complicated

altogether

than sewing a seam.



Dreaming of the sun

through a night of stormy weather

then again put together

can be at a walk or run

for eternity & forever.



If you find my poetry strange

Another reading we could arrange.

If you think so while awake

Think twice before jumping in the lake.

Rather jump into bed instead.

Then I'll wish you the sweetest dream.



It may be debated

or categorically stated

If music be the food of love

Then dreaming might be

the food of life

counting blessings from above

& abundant lack of strife.



If in the dream world

you may choose to remain

will you not experience discomfort,

but relief from physical pain

& should you call out in distress

if will de-stress

should you call out my name,

so again just

remember

my name.



My dream man

Who are you?

Coming to me

Out of the blue

With stars in your eyes

& The wind in your skies.
You're truely beautiful in body, mind & soul.
Your spirit, faith & wisdom
is an inherent treasure trove,
a real angel sent from above
to fill the world with love.
Good day 2you too.
no. me one. you two?
Let's cht 'bout d birds, bees
flowers & trees.
As preferred guest ur now invited 2press a key,
as a friend, no hanky panky,
no playing around on the keyboard,
all strictly above board,
although ur txt is highly appreciated
I can't come online with u as anticipated.

Ok,
Let's play.
I must tell you in advance
though I'm a bad loser so
don't hesitate to give me a chance
or an unfair advantage, u know Idea

Now don't get to bed too late!
Yeah the txt does sound really great.
You're gorgeous, that's y u're my mate.
From your online txt date, can't wait.


horny196364 60M

6/12/2010 11:00 am

love to chat with you sometime


GURU4PUSSY 42M
11 posts
6/14/2010 7:24 am

Just love your blog. Would really like to have some drinks and more with you so give me a shout at jj at thepub dot co dot za

Looking forward hearing from you!


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