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Blogs > racyredlace > The Lingerie Drawer

Strawberry Fields For-Freaking-Ever  

racyredlace 53F
502 posts
6/13/2008 8:54 am
Strawberry Fields For-Freaking-Ever
Spent some time in a Pick-Ur-Own strawberry patch this morning. Yielded 23 pounds of berries. I'm not crazy about the idea of genetically messed around with food, but Mother Nature really could have done a better job on strawberries. I say lets make them the size of Grapefruit, oh hell, why not watermelons while we're at it. The bushes they grow on could be about 5 foot tall, a convenient height for most people. They should naturally repel horseflies and snakes (no better way to get the old ladies out of the good rows than yelling "SNAKE" though!) And perhaps we could engineer them to ripen at a cooler time of year, like March, maybe a second crop in October. An added benefit would be on the bush fermentation, the majority of these berries will be stomped and allowed to fester for weeks until it's wine instead of a bubbling gurgling vat of ooze. I'm in favor of getting all liquored up right at the farm.


rm_CUTTERTIM 66M
115 posts
6/13/2008 10:08 am

 I'll liquor up with you at the farm or lol I won't go there here.


racyredlace 53F
147 posts
6/13/2008 12:15 pm
    Quoting rm_CUTTERTIM:
    I'll liquor up with you at the farm or lol I won't go there here.
I'd forgotten that you're a do-it-yourself wino too!


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