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Two Trees and a Woodpecker  

SaddleTrampXXX 67M  
113 posts
10/1/2009 5:19 pm

Last Read:
12/24/2018 5:06 am

Two Trees and a Woodpecker


It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a of a beech or a of a birch?'

The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a of a beech or a of a birch?'

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a of a beech nor a of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.'



If you're not laughing...you just ain't right!


Shoulda been a cowboy...


SaddleTrampXXX 67M  
304 posts
12/19/2009 10:18 am

    Quoting rm_justarigal:
    Good one.... I'm glad I found ya on here again! xo P
Hmmmm...thought I recognized that picture...LOL Welcome back.
Hugs,
Tramp

Shoulda been a cowboy...


rm_justarigal 66F
78 posts
11/23/2009 5:16 am

Good one.... I'm glad I found ya on here again! xo P


SaddleTrampXXX 67M  
304 posts
10/22/2009 6:34 pm

    Quoting sexynsensual33:
    Hi Cowboy.....I liked that one! Hugs and kisses....Bri
Hey Bri,
Good hearing from you. I know you got this one on distribution when I sent it from work...but I'm glad you stopped by to post here too.
Hugs my sexy friend,
Tramp

Shoulda been a cowboy...


sexynsensual33 55F
10 posts
10/21/2009 9:26 pm

Hi Cowboy.....I liked that one! Hugs and kisses....Bri


SaddleTrampXXX 67M  
304 posts
10/11/2009 1:25 pm

....and here I thought you'd be offering me a piece of ash!
Thanks for stopping by. I love your pix and album. You guys seem like fun. Have your people call my people....we'll do lunch sometime.
Best,
Tramp

Shoulda been a cowboy...


golddoor2008 63M/60F

10/11/2009 9:35 am


SaddleTrampXXX 67M  
304 posts
10/2/2009 4:41 pm

    Quoting  :

You're pretty cute yourself there Angel. Thanks for posting.
Warm (and I do mean warm ) regards,
Tramp

Shoulda been a cowboy...


SaddleTrampXXX 67M  
304 posts
10/2/2009 4:37 pm

Hmmm...loud applause and a belly laugh...not bad for starters.
Thanks Shy....
Best to you,
Tramp

Shoulda been a cowboy...


shyviolette 63F
9347 posts
10/1/2009 5:28 pm



When the tides of life are against you

And the current upsets your boat

Don't think of things that might have been

Just lay on your back and float

Ed Norton / The Honeymooners 1954


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