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GLC Presents: Real Men of "Genius" #55
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GLC Presents: Real Men of "Genius" #55 GLC Presents: Real Men of "Genius" #55 This "genius" not only surprised the hell out of me, but the research spurred by the tale of this guy led me to discover that guys like him are more common than I ever expected. Today, I salute you, Mr. Three-Second Man I'm sure you've heard the stories of "minute-men" and laughed, saying something like, "What a loser!", but what do the "minute-men" say when they hear stories of you? I'm not going to call you a loser. Quite frankly, it's a demeaning term, and will defeat the purpose of these blogs, which is to educate while giving its recipient a good-natured ribbing. I will say this. Three-second sex could occur within the time frame of a number of seemingly less-than-laborious tasks. Take, for instance, putting on a pair of socks, opening a gallon of milk, starting your car, making a phone call, turning on the television, setting your alarm clock...all those things take LONGER than your sexual escapade. Let me put this differently. One.........two.........THREE! Guess what? You just had sex! Oh, and if you smoke, the after-sex cigarette will stay hotter longer than you did. Even if you use the one one-thousand, two one-thousand, three one-thousand counting method, or the one Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi counting method, it still ends up being enough time for you to have sex. I'm sure that the "minute-men" are all laughing WITH you, and not AT you, but just in case, all is not lost. There are many ways to reduce sensitivity to prevent you from getting too excited. There are creams, sprays, or even thicker condoms available to help with this. That is not all that should change. Your mindset should not be "Oh my God! I'm gonna have sex!" It shouldn't be surprise, because when you get too excited, well...things (no pun intended) get out of control. From what I've heard, you're not alone. However, the young lady that probably had the "WTF" look on her face most likely thinks you should be. She undoubtedly was angry that it took longer to remove her clothes than it took for intercourse. She might be the understanding type, and will work with you to help you improve your stamina, and she might not. Like I said, there are many ways to improve. Although I don't recommend the pharmaceutical products, they may come in handy for short-term improvement. Exercises and meditation can work wonders, and they don't cost a cent. It's up to you whether or not you want to better your performance, but if you're satisfied with lasting less time than a professional bull-rider, then...good luck. GLC |
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