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GLC Presents: Real Men of "Genius" #51
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GLC Presents: Real Men of "Genius" #51 GLC Presents: Real Men of "Genius" #51 Today, I salute you, Mr. Do You Want Some Great Oral? Hold on to your panties, ladies. This is not gonna be good for this week's "genius". I've seen guys like him before. Hell, I've even written blog posts about guys like him before. You may think I wonder what guys like him are thinking. Well, the truth is, I don't. He's thinking that if his request doesn't work on one woman, it will work on another. He asks one woman, "Do you want some great oral?" I'm sure you don't need three guesses what her response is. A resounding, "No." Instead of moving on to the next unsuspecting victim of his annoying requests, he presses the issue with, "Why not?" Of course, that makes it worse. She says, "Because I said 'no'." Translation: Because I don't want some random guy who probably hasn't even seen my picture, putting his tongue in the place where he obviously is willing to put it with any OTHER random woman he meets. Did I word that correctly? The fact that works against him is that women these days are a lot different than in ages past. No, they aren't smarter. They've always been intelligent. What makes them different nowadays is that they have reached the point where they have met so many guys like this, that they are tired of putting up with the nonsense they spew at the fairer sex the moment they lay eyes upon them. Kudos to you, ladies. It pleases me to see that you don't need a man to step in and silence the idiots. Gone are the days of yesteryear, when a woman was expected to be seen and not heard, and was allowed to speak only when spoken to. Today, they will speak their mind, and put any overgrown male ego in its rightful place with a barrage of well-thought-out, yet painfully obvious truths that she would never let his tongue get within fifty feet of her, let alone any other part of him. I'm sure that wasn't the type of oral he was expecting. If that doesn't do the trick, then that wonderful little invention called the ignore button springs into action, sending all his typing efforts into chatroom hell. There's nothing wrong with being direct. I'm a big fan of it. However, there is a big difference between treating a woman like a piece of meat to satisfy one's needs, and a person with a name with whom one can share a pleasurable experience. Women want sex just as much as men, if not more. But when it becomes clear in the first thirty seconds that sex of any kind is all a man wants from a woman, then sex often becomes the last thing he'll ever get from her. GLC |
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You are so right on. I love it when a man "gets" us. Very good blog. "Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened." 
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10/11/2009 12:11 pm |
I love your blogs! Can we request a topic lol. How about "Mr. You look good several months later because I cannot get laid....so hey baby lets go" ;=)
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I agree that the silliness continues, but thank goodness for the ignore button. It's one of the most vital features in any chat program!
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