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GLC Presents: Real Men of Genius? 5  

goodlookincookin 53M
105 posts
3/23/2008 9:07 am

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GLC Presents: Real Men of Genius? 5


GLC Presents: Real Men of Genius? 5

Today, I salute you, Mr. I Can't Get Laid on This Site.

Forget the obvious reason why many, if not most members are here. They are looking for sex. They aren't shy about admitting it, and neither are you. You would think it would be a no-brainer.

So why then, is it so difficult to get your Tab A into her Slot B? That's just it. It's more than that. Granted there are some women who really just want you to bang 'em and leave 'em, but most women really expect more than a stiff member.

Bottom line is, if you treat a like a dog, then it will offer little more than the occasional pat on the head. If you treat the like a friend, then you will have a friend. Maybe even one with benefits.

By the way, I hope that the analogy doesn't stray you away from treating women like the exquisite pearls of beauty that they are. So don't go patting them on the head.

Oh, and the shouts about not being able to get laid, well...that's like a huge, brightly-lit billboard saying, "Please, don't have sex with me! No one else wants to!" Believe me, it's bad publicity for any member.

So, give it some thought, Mr. This Site Doesn't Work. Better yet, give it a LOT of thought. Because if you don't stop screaming about your LACK of a sex life, you won't even be able to get laid in a non-profit brothel.

GLC

fuckmerunning691 52F

3/23/2008 12:36 pm

LOVE your analogy Mr. GLC~ so many men want us to be a "porn movie" and forget we, we'll me anyway, need the "lovemaking" aspect. Am here for the sex too and if I am not enjoying it then what is the point....my vibrator can give me an orgasm. But need/crave the touch, caressing, combined with the experience, live out desires, and fantasies = mental aspect that a "GOOD" man brings to the equation. That is why I only meet people that I am sexually compatible with and can stimulate both my mind, as well as, other important parts of my body. Stay Sexy~A


rm_wellread38 64F

3/24/2008 4:45 pm

It is so amusing to see the rants in chat and on the boards. I sometimes think that some of the ranters really are more comfortable with the role of "victim" than they are with improving their odds of finding what and who they seek on here.


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