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Well Slap my Ass and call me Crazy!  

misstressmckayla 46G
608 posts
7/6/2009 9:38 pm

Last Read:
9/25/2011 12:25 pm

Well Slap my Ass and call me Crazy!


So i've been called many derogatory names.

But i enjoy it when they call me Crazy,Psycho,someone even said i was a semi lunatic. "who lil ole me?"

Everyone gets their moments like that. If given a reason to.
Duh. It's Human Nature!

But the funniest shit ever is when men say i'm Bi-Polar.

I am not Bi-polar. It's common sense really. Don't make me mad. Don't piss me off. Don't give me a reason to bitch at you.

Listen and obey MY RULES. I wrote a blog about my rules if you can't handle my ways and rules,then FUCK OFF!

It goes back to the saying, I can be your best friend or your worst enemy.

I freely admit, I AM A CONTROL FREAK.

Do what I tell you or else get out of my fucking way and stay out of my life. I do things the way I like it and if someone can't deal with it out the way bitch there are many out there who can.

I freely admit at times I can be the Biggest Bitch!
Don't piss me off.
If you say we are meeting up,you better show up.
No excuses. No second Chances.
Say what you mean and mean what you say.
Don't half ass shit and don't back peddle.
But above all you have to committ to what you promise me.

Don't give me a reason to be a bitch to you, DUH.

Many might wonder if the same rules apply to my friendships. NO.

These rules are just for the men who I'm interested in having personal relationships with may it be boytoy,sex slave or boyfriend.

And besides if you're not a little crazy than you're just a fake putting up a front. I hate Fake people more than I do Bitchy people. Atleast bitchy people are Honest!

So there you have it......
you call me crazy as if it's a bad thing.
I'm very Random-I'm not the Average or the NORM. And i'm staying that way!

I stand by my beliefs. I Stand up for my rights. And i'll be the first to stand up to say " Slap my ASS and call me Crazy!"

You have to be a bit crazy to deal with my crazy ass.

All you mama's boys who's feelings get hurt by words,need not waste my time.

I need men who can handle a BITCH like me!

Tropic_Wayne 39M

7/6/2009 10:53 pm

ah I do adore a girl who is strong willed, If only i lived in Washington I'd devote my body to you.

The One The only...


hornyandnice 55M

7/6/2009 11:56 pm

This lady is top notch just the right attitude. If they don't like fuck em they will just have to get over it, if they can't tough.


rm_bbw4u2injoy 53F
108 posts
7/7/2009 8:13 am

i hear yea i'm the same fuckin way girl fuck off if u can't handle it or blow me off yea ok seeeeeeeee yea the fuck later and no fuckin 2nd chances here either people tell me all the time i'm a bitch yea so what the fuck of it i have to be on here just like all women and men should be careful what they commit to if your not gonna make it say something do be a DICK just cuz you got one doesnt mean i have to play with it lol men sometimes just think you have to WHATEVER NO I DON'T LOL


justme77077 64M

7/7/2009 9:58 am

Bi-Polar...you have sex with male and female eskimos??


rm_under_handed 41M
12 posts
7/7/2009 6:54 pm

slap her ass and call her crazzzzy!


eight_me 65M  
10 posts
7/7/2009 9:15 pm

Hell -- I'd love for you to slap my ass and call me bitch. Damn girl. you are hot


jiminym 64M

7/8/2009 6:41 pm

Hi beautiful, O.K. I'll slap that beautiful ass of yours but I wont call you crazy. I'd just do it just to have the chance to slap your ass. @!@


redseas 65M

10/11/2009 3:52 am

For real. There are way too many players out there and not enough honest people any more.


23SydGuy2please 39M
6 posts
5/5/2010 6:04 pm

Mistress Mckayla,

It bewilders me as to why people would do such things... Common sense and rule 1 - Obey and deliver your expectations right? Sounds like a lot of people out there need to remember why you are here and what their position is...

Always in Servitude,
23Syd


rm_DaddiOmph 61M
2 posts
11/1/2011 7:07 am

...but has anyone ever told you that the most dangerous land animal up north is the bi-polar bear?


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