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So how are YOU feeling?  

big_brown_eyes4 52F  
155 posts
4/21/2010 6:26 pm

Last Read:
5/7/2010 7:34 pm

So how are YOU feeling?

I stumbled across this joke the other day, and it's had me giggling ever since. So, lucky you, I'm going to share it with you

An 85-year old man is having his annual checkup, and the doctor asks him how he is feeling.

"I've got an eighteen-year old bride who's pregnant with my . What do you think about that?"

The doctor considers this for a moment, and then says, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know of a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun."

"So he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at the beaver and squeezed the handle. BAM ! The beaver drops dead in front of him."

"That's impossible!", says the old man in disbelief, "Someone else must have shot that beaver."

The doctor says, "My point exactly."



dandy6912000 68M/66F
3383 posts
4/30/2010 6:15 am

LOL> thanks gd way to start our morning , have a great day Dandy


schroeder17 63M

5/5/2010 10:14 pm

Nice


pass1066 55M

1/4/2012 5:49 pm

lmao i liked it


mcs4849 67M
33 posts
7/11/2016 2:44 pm

Funny but no doubt true


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